Tag: The 100 Club

Every hundredth game review featured here, if you just want the milestone reviews.

Review #1300 – Star Wars (Master System)

Feeling a disturbance, alright…

Yes, we’ve shifted gears from our originally intended 1300th review (which will now be 1400th) to a Star Wars game on Master System that… is the only Star Wars on Master System and will hopefully be the thing that gets me to covering that Game Gear version of Star Wars that is much more interesting.

Just so we’re clear, the “faux THX” sounding sound is the Super Mario World keyhole sound effect stretched out to last longer than it actually does. So if anyone should CID’ing this thing, it’s da Mario, not the Mouse. The mouse can fly a kite up… well, you know.

Review #1200 – Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (Genesis)

Yes, it took us five hundred and eighteen reviews to get to Sonic 2. By this point, we might cover Sonic 3 in six years.

Also, I considered making this a mystery review and not reveal the game outright, but people these days are genuinely stupid and would accuse me of clickbait… to which I say it’s only bait if you took it.

Review #1100 – Tron: Solar Sailer (Intellivision)

It took eleven hundred reviews to get to a game where I have to write down things that a computer told me to write down. Can I go back to playing BEE SEVENTEEN BAWMBEHR?

Screw it. No reviews next week, but the week after begins the October marathon. Quality stuff there, I promise you… not really.

Review #900 – Metroid Dread (Switch)

Yes, they made another one. Actual surprise is actual.

Also, I think I’m done with the Dailymotion embeds. The HD stuff looks like crap and I’m getting more videos taken down or blocked than the more popular streaming service that’s usually the more picky one. Fuck that noise.