Category: Wrestling Game Matches

Former WWE tag team KOFI and CREED fend off TKO Snake Oil Merchants in an Empty Arena match simulated in an old WWE 2K video game playing on antiquated hardware that isn’t a Nintendo system. Also, some idiot rambles on stuff because sure, why not?

See you boys in three months, by the way. Best wishes.

On the other hand, though, it did get me back into the Universe Mode, where Kevin Owens continues to dominate as undisputed champion of the whole goddamned universe while every Samoan not named Samoa Joe is on the longest losing streak of all time and got deported to WCW with the other old timers. This will probably last about two days before I get bored and move on to something, if I haven’t already by the time you’re reading this piece of business.

Not compelled to do more of these… but as a one-off, sure, why not?

Zack Ryder is fed up with signing merch for Edward Bay and challenged him to a match. This is the result.

(2026 Update: Replaced the old DM post with the new YT post that removes entrance music because… you know.)

A random CAW match in Hell In A Cell. Feel free to skip this unless you’ve absolutely nothing better to do with ten minutes of your life. In which case… I can’t really help you there.

I sort of did promise these, didn’t I?

From the DTM Archives… and a time when Daniel Bryan Danielson didn’t have a massive beard and stuff.

In this lost wrestling match filmed in slop resolution, watch the “old” DB demolish Bork Lazer for the Undisputed title in quick fashion. Maybe if this were the match we got at SurSer, Smackdown would win one.

Spoiler: The entrances last longer than the match itself.

Anyway, it’s Big Eagle holder The Rock, Smoking Skull holder Stone Cold Steve Austin,  Spinner Belt holder John Cena, Undisputed champion Brock Lesnar, Winged Eagle holder Bret Hart… and Fucking Big Show in a Battle Royal.

(2026 Update: New video upload with new title card and slight edits.)

Premise: run a CPU-controlled battle royal of 20 wrestlers play out from beginning to end. This was the end result. There is no commentary to be had here.