August 8th is the traditional Review A Bad Game day here on the blog space. Originally an event established by the now defunct website, 1 More Castle, I decided to adopt the practice and make it a(n almost) yearly endeavor to review a bad game around this time.
Yesterday, we looked at My Hero for Master System, a horrible game based on an arcade title that no one should play… but for those who want to sample some other titles reviewed for the occasion over the years, here’s a partial list of video links:
Review #111 – Fire Fly (Atari 2600)
One of the Mythicon tragedies, first discovered via Classic Game Room and one of those games that didn’t get a whole lot of mentioned at the time. I figured, “Why not?” And then I played it. That’s why not.
Review #279 – WCW Backstage Assault (PlayStation)
One of those “easy targets” that seems like low-hanging fruit… but considering how rubbish the entire concept is – a wrestling game without the wrestling ring – and how poorly executed it was, Backstage Assault more than earns its notoriety.
Review #391 – Street Fighter (MS-DOS)
For clarity, this was posted on August 3rd and kicked off a week of reviews that ended with Street Fighter II, which is not a bad game. Still, it’s a DOS port of an arcade title from the early 90s when DOS efforts in such things were… not good, to put it mildly.
Review #501 – Race Drivin’ (Super NES)
Try as you might; you will never find a stronger case of “Genesis Does What Nintendon’t” than this absolutely atrocious SNES port of Atari Games’ arcade driver. Thankfully, I had not played the Game Boy version yet because that would have soured things even more for me.
Review #548 – German Fortress 3D (PC)
Take some sprites from the other, more famous and infinitely superior Wolfenstein 3D, recolor them, and drop them in an utterly worthless 3D engine with little to no care applied before dropping it on Steam to sell for a few bucks.
Review #691 – Instruments Of Chaos Starring Young Indiana Jones (Genesis)
Someone out there thought that the Sega Genesis deserved a good Indiana Jones game on their console… that someone is probably still waiting.
Review #747 – Capcom Fighting Evolution (Xbox)
All things considered, this is probably the best playing title on this list of sad sacks. Still, something that feels like a MUGEN hackjob and sold for almost full price is a disservice to Capcom’s fighting legacy.
Review #811 – X-Men: Mutant Academy (Game Boy Color)
I would like to remind people that this came from the same folks who managed a solid conversion of Street Fighter Alpha onto the GBC… and then this became a thing.
Review #895 – Sonic The Hedgehog Genesis (Game Boy Advance)
Don’t worry, Sonic. My 15th birthday was also kind of shite, too.
Review #1089 – Platoon (NES)
Some people actually like this game for some reason, but it’s never been anything more than a poorly conceived mess. And I’ll say that much about the computer version this is based on, too.
And finally…
Review #1353 – My Hero (Master System)
A dreadful game. By all accounts…
Anyway, that’s some viewing material for you all. And if you want to check out all my videos on games of questionable quality, the Kusoge tab on the menu is right there for the taking. Have fun.
