I’m posting the above as the banner of this post because it amuses me and I don’t feel like rendering a fresh one… and also it conveys my feelings more accurately than a typical Cornette Face.
Anyway, yesterday, WWE held its contractually-obligated Blood Money PLE from the benevolent and progressive kingdom of Saudi Arabia, where most of the production and commentary was handled at home while a select number of WWE Superstars and production crew were sent over to a country that has been the target of some deadly attacks. For anyone in shock and awe that WWE would proceed with the show under threat of attack, you clearly must be new around here.
As one would expect, it had a couple matches at most. As one would expect, the results were fairly predictable. Chelsea Green lost her Women’s title to Tiffy Time via cash-in to the surprise of absolutely no one, Roman Reigns defeated Sami Zayn in their match to the surprise of absolutely no one, Cody Rhodes punted Randy Orton to tease a heel turn that is probably not going to happen, and apparently, there was a title change of sorts. Am I forgetting anything? Probably. Do I care? Not really.
I did hear that it was a generally good show and I can’t really dispute that without having seen it, but I’ll assume they’re correct. But honestly, this is one show I would have skipped regardless of its location. Also Netflix subscriptions are expensive and there’s little on there that I’d want to watch to justify the price… unless I plan on re-binging on Cobra Kai or whatever.
That was my Theodore monologue. New Gimmick Table later tonight.