Review #1371 – Off The Wall (Atari 2600)

“You know somethin’, mean Gene? Those kids whose parents got them that 2600 from the 70s need something new to compete against those Japanese wankers, jack!! So whacha gonna do, mean Gene, when the 10.1 inch box runs wild on you? Huh?! WHACHA GONNA DO?!”

“How about Breakout with ethnic foreigners and you can only play with a joystick?”

“That works for me, brother.”

Mediocre A-Lister Who Can’t Act Embraces AI

Source: https://filmstories.co.uk/news/gal-gadot-defends-starring-in-ai-film-throws-in-that-her-lawyers-spent-six-months-checking-the-contract/

As controversial as this may be, let’s not bury the lede here. Gal Gadot could be embracing AI because she’s come to the realization that she’s never been that good of an actor and believes that her performances could be enhanced by AI. Sadly, Gal also believes that it’s called AL and not AI… because AL rhymes with GAL and so, of course, she believes it in it.

Best of luck in all her future endeavors, I guess.

What Happened To Jack Swagger?

Once upon a time, there was a former All American American named Jack… who did a period in WWE before he did a trip to MMA… and then he appeared in AEW with Chris Jericho’s Inner Circle before fucking off to do shoot interviews where he called Tony Khan an idiot.

And then he participates in Concussions R Us (a.k.a. Power Slap) where he slapped a dude hard and that made him a winner, at which point he celebrated by shouting out “FACK DEE TONY CONZ!”

And then he lost his next fight against a former Ring Ka King guy… and then he lost another fight against a guy who ruptured his eyeball.

Moral of the story? Don’t Fack With Dee Tony Conz!

And also, Power Slap is for retards losers.

Absolutely worthless “sport.”

Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

(And of course, it’s age-restricted… Thanks, mainstream monkeys.)

From reputable news outlet The Onion comes this report about Sony’s plans to release another shitty doodad that doesn’t do the thing it’s fucking supposed to.

Wait, what do you mean this is a parody video?

Hold on, what do you mean this video is SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD?!

I thought this was relevant.

Still is.

Oh well…

Tomorrow’s a proper vid… but not THAT vid. Tomorrow will explain why.

Who Wants A Breast Implant?

Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/40384279/wwe-legend-missy-hyatt-sells-boob-implant/

Yes, former first lady of wrestling (there’s a bunch of those, allegedly) Missy Hyatt recently engineered a sale of one of her old breast implants… you can pretty much figure out the rest for yourselves because I ain’t got shit.

If I still did WTF labels on this blog, this would certainly qualify.

A. I. Who And Other Stories

Someone sent me a link to something that has been causing some concern within the Doctor Who fan circles – a fan-made episode of Doctor Who that was crafted entirely with AI. It opens with David Tennant’s Doctor on the verge of regeneration and turning into a completely AI-Generated actor named John War or something like that.

I only caught glimpses of it here and there before shutting the video off and making a note to watch it later… only to discover that the video had been taken down. From what little I’ve seen, this AI thing may have done a better Doctor Who story than anything to come out of Marble Mouth Davies’ second stint in the Who chair.

If you find that response concerning, you should… and I can say that just from watching a few minutes of clip here and there.

Yeah… we might as well have THAT talk, too. Why not?

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