WCW Monday Nitro (April 22nd, 1996) – Coffee… The Thing That Starts Feuds

Just to get it out of the way, the main event is a rematch from last week involving Sting/Luger vs. Flair/Giant… and like last week, a cup of coffee is involved that Woman throws at Sting/Luger, but they duck it and it hits the Giant, instead. Flair, realizing he fucked up, begs for forgiveness, but Giant DEMANDS a title shot, to which Flair accepts… oh and Macho Man tries to interfere, but police escort him off the premise. Clearly, there’s some stuff going on here, but there you go, kids. One of Ric Flair’s ladies tossed a cup of coffee in the Giant’s face and that begins a one-week countdown to the end of Ric Flair’s last significant World title run before he eats a chokeslam next week on Nitro.

Nice to see that coffee has a much healthier reputation for bringing people together rather than start wrestling feuds that go badly.

Oh and before anyone wonders what’s on the other channel, here’s Eric Bischoff to bring you up to speed. “Over at the World Whining Federation, the RuPaul impersonator and transvestite Goldust defeats Savio Vega to regain the Intercontinental title. Yawn. Mankind defeats Aldo Montoya. Bigger yawn. Vader defeats Fatu. Oh boy.”

Yes, riveting stuff.

Over at Nitro, American Males defeated Public Enemy via DQ when one of the PE guys tosses the American Male not named Bagwell over the top rope… because somehow, we’re still enforcing that Bill Watts rule in 1996. There’s a Chris Benoit/Eddie Guerrero match that’s short and the ad break doesn’t help much, either… but there are plenty of other places and shows where you could watch these two put on better matches if you have the stomach for it. Finally, it’s the rematch from Uncensored 95 that we’ve all been waiting for, apparently: MENG vs. HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN… yes, it’s a bad match, but not as bad as the aforementioned Uncensored match, so it’s a step up, at least.

Not one of the stronger Nitro shows, but we’re getting SOME semblance of forward movement as it relates to the major stories. If I can get THAT much at the very least, then I can somewhat forgive the lackluster undercard.

Another Street Fighter Movie Trailer

Welcome to an alternate 1993 where everything you lived through in 1993 is wrong because nobody knows (or cares) what 1993 actually looked like. Also, for a movie called Street Fighter, I’m dismayed by how many fights look to take place in a warehouse and not, you know, the streets. Even Street Fighter II had a stage that took place on a street (Chun Li’s stage, of course.)

Other than that, this looks like some tasty corn.

The ’94 film was its own brand of cheese, The Legend Of Chun Li exists for worse and worse, and Assassin Fist was a big bowl of meh. At least this knows the source material is absurd and is leaning into it. It doesn’t have to be total parody, but treating it deadly serious isn’t the way to go either. Hopefully, this strikes that nice balance.

Goddamn… I’m actually looking forward to this.

Go figure.

GameFAQs Review – Mega Man Legacy Collection (3DS)

Hey, look. A GameFAQS review that isn’t recycled video fodder… and it’s on a game for Nintendo 3DS that you can actually still purchase because it’s available as a physical release… not that it matters for some of you folks, but anyhoo.

A Somewhat Ideal Way Of Mega Man On The Go If You Can’t Afford A Switch

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GameFAQs Review – Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Vectrex)

Another recycled video review converted to text format, although I am shocked that the only review “posted” on GameFAQs is the old Classic Game Room review from ages past. If other Vectrex games are in need of local review offerings, then I might be more than happy to oblige.

The Human Adventure Is More Violent Than I Remember It

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GameFAQs Review – NHL 96 (Game Boy)

This was posted on GameFAQs months ago and is essentially a text version of a video review that was done ages ago. Now you get to read it in slightly more family friendly terms. Enjoy.

Nobody got ready for this…

EA attempted to bring over their famed NHL series from the 16-bit consoles to Game Boy with NHL Hockey 95 to pitiful results. You could make the argument that any negative reaction to the game is uncalled for because it was taking a 16-bit game and trying to make it work with Game Boy was a tall order. But then you’ve got NHL ’96 for Game Boy, which is pretty much the same game – right down to sitting through thirty seconds of unskippable logos, copyright information, and game credits in case you want to know who was responsible for this travesty.

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GameFAQS Reviews – NHL Hockey 95 (Game Boy)

Yeah, listen… you’ve seen this in video form a few years back, but it’s the playoffs and I added these a while back, so let me fill the void with stuff about stuff.

The most amazing thing about NHL Hockey ’95 for Game Boy is that it was even made to begin with, let alone sold in stores for people to actually buy. This attempt to bring over EA’s famed NHL series from the 16-bit platforms to the portable format should have gotten a game misconduct call, but sadly, it was not to be.

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Review #1307 – Balloon Kid (Game Boy)

The fundamental reality dawning upon you that a game that was thought to have been previously covered on this here web zone turns out to not have been covered is a frightening thing. Indeed, I had long thought that Balloon Kid had received the review treatment, but as it turns out, it has not.

And so we’re rectifying that piece of business. Today is Balloon Kid for Game Boy. Wednesday is Balloon Fight GB for Game Boy Color. And on Friday, we ruin some portraits.

Sunday Gimmick Table #55 – Aborted VX Gaming “Mega Drive Clone” Console Video

Sometimes, things don’t work out according to plan. Whether life gets in the way or in the case of today’s video pulled that was actually recorded back in 2023, the hardware simply refuses to work as intended. That’s when you go “I want my money back.”

Anyway, this is what I got before the refund. Bleh.