Enough With The Underwhelming Mysteries, OK, H?

First, it was the MYSTERY BOX and who did it turn out to be?

Danhausen.

Not a big deal for me, perfect fit for WWE, but clearly people wanted someone else and they’re not getting them.

Now, we have the MYSTERY CALLER of Randy Orton. Oooh, lots of hype for that, huh? Big time Wrestlemania main event that was booked almost last minute and we have a mystery caller?

And who did it turn out to be?

Pat MacAfee.

No, really.

Could this have something to do with that one person who was rumored to show up for months, only for him to show up on the other show instead?

I don’t know… maybe…

But I do know one thing: McSon-In-Law should really stop doing mystery angles. The payoff for these things suck and with this and all these empty promises of era-defining moments that never happen, he’s practically turning into Dixie Carter. That’s not a good thing.

You know… sometimes, finding out about these things online is the only real way to go. It saves the time and investment wasted on underwhelming pay-offs.

But What About The Other PR Comics?

I’ve touched on this briefly… and I’ll continue to touch on this briefly because not much is known about either book beyond what little nuggets have been given to use from pressers. All we know is that there’s a new Power Rangers Unlimited series and a new Power Rangers Green series… because we can’t just call it The Adventures Of Jason David Frank Tommy Oliver and just straight make it clear who the star of this series is. Get over yourselves, folks. You’re not that clever in your naming conventions… or your Ranger designs… or your Megazord kitbashing… or your plot devices… or your… wait, what was I talking about?

Right now, very little is known about the new Unlimited book other than it’s an anthology of sorts spanning the different series. Considering the take that Boom has on these series, it’s all just window dressing to introduce whatever fanfic redesigns they want to introduce. Fill in the blanks like any good fanfiction would, but I guess it’s official canon until it isn’t.

As for the Green book, the JDF wet dream of TOMMY VERSUS THE UNIVERSE RAR?!! “If only he had been around to see it happen and wish he had been a part of it” would be the only response I’d have to this thing. Hell, it’s the only response I’d have to any of this, other than the eternal questioning of whatever happened to the Legend Of The White Dragon that was supposed to have come out years ago and is still apparently stuck in limbo?

Now I rag on these because I feel like it… but if they somehow make it work, then kudos. I’ve seen comics with bad idea on paper that somehow work. It’s just that given Boom’s prior output in the realm of Power Rangers – despite the critical and commercial acclaim – doesn’t inspire much confidence. Hopefully, I’m proven wrong and these turn out great. I’m more than willing to give each one a shot when it comes around.

Jericho Has Returned!

…to AEW last night.

From Winnipeg, you idiot.

Okay, now that we’ve resolved that piece of business, we can all move on with our lives.

“But what about the mystery caller talking to Randy?”

Who cares? It’s not coming out of a box.

Don’t give a fuck.

“Oh, but they brought back the Queen Of Ear Rape to slap the taste out of-”

Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck.

Next.

Further Ruminations About This New MMPR Comic Book

Yes, I have more thoughts on this MMPR comic book thing that’s coming up. For those who need a refresher, I did a couple posts on this previously, which you can read here and here.

Long story short, BOOM is rebooting MMPR with older Rangers and rather than follow the template established by the Johnson/Hotson miniseries The Return, you’re getting this other thing where the Rangers are older, are fighting a new threat who’s also named Rita and looks like the old Rita, and are wearing new knock-off costumes you’d find on the packaging of those cheap, imitation action figures you’d find in cheapo shops. It just occurred to me that the people behind this new reboot are the same folks who brought you that Beyond The Grid storyline, which is apparently critically praised because it checks a few boxes in certain places, but really came across as really shitty fanfiction… which is saying something considering I used to dabble in my fair share of it. (Which will return in some form or fashion because I hate you all, apparently… just watch.) However, shitty fanfiction can be dropped and forgotten about because it doesn’t count; this thing, however, was part of Boom’s mainline MMPR series and rather than focus on those characters, we’re focused on some mishmash of stuff… and ultimately, this was the storyline that convinced me to drop off the Boom Comics train.

Though, if I’m being fair, I was already on the verge of dropping the series after the whole Shattered Grid thing, which I was never a fan of. And despite a couple attempts to jump back into it here and there, the series didn’t land for me and I just moved on to something, like replays of old episodes on Youtube once the deal with Netflix went up.

There’s a contingent of fans who are no doubt tired of the MMPR saturation of product. Let’s explore other seasons that seldom few people outside of the hardcores will care about. I think I’ve said this before, but if not, I’ll say it here. The reason MMPR often gets the spotlight is because it’s the most recognizable of the seasons. It ran longer, it had a movie under its belt, it had the most popularity, and even years after that run had concluded and we were dabbling in more narratively-complex seasons, there’s always that vocal section who want to return to that original crew, bring them back together for one last rodeo or something like that.

I’ve got no issues with them bringing back MMPR. Would I prefer they explore other seasons? Sure… preferably, I’d rather they focus on the season that’s currently on television to raise awareness for that… except we don’t have that now.

So yes, bad costumes, tired plot concept, and written by a crew that drove me off the comic years ago… I suppose everyone deserves another chance… maybe.

The ATARIBOX Report

A video document summarizing my first few months with the neglected Atari VCS (a.k.a. ATARIBOX) device from 2021. Yes, I did get my hands on an Ataribox (for cheaper than usual), I fiddled around with it for a bit, and I’ve gathered some notes on the device. Is it worth getting in 2026? Probably not, but at least, I’ve got some decent fodder out of it that will fuel video material for this webzone in the future. Expect a sequel in October because there’s more to tinker with here and this is just a sampler of… something or other.

Yes, the premiere is at 8 p.m. EST – chances are you’ll have to decide whether you want to watch another exciting edition of MJF And His Low Hanging Fruit on AEW Dynamite or some idiot fumbling with a gimmick nobody is going to buy because you can do more with a mini PC at the price point that it’s asking for. And also, yes, this was a pain in the ass to put together in more ways than one… but it’s done. And we’ll be rolling back to this thing in October via One Year Later special, which will be very exciting, I’m sure.

Sunday Gimmick Table returns with a spotlight on a Japanese PSX, followed by the usual Review material. Review A Great Game Week also happens to be next week, though your guess is as good as mine as to whether these next titles constitute as “great.” Good, maybe… we’ll see.

WCW Monday Nitro (April 1st, 1996) – Certainly Feels Like April Fools

So the show begins with Giant and Sting going at it… apparently, they were supposed to team up against Harlem Heat, but Jimmy Hart paid the Heat to take a hike and now the two partners has a fight. Match lasts a couple minutes before Lex Luger comes in for the DQ finish and that’s it… April Fools, I guess.

The Steiners beat the Road Warriors and the Nasty Boys in a Triangle match (a.k.a. the Triple Threat or 3-way match – apparently, the first time in WCW) in a dubious finish that saw one of the Public Enemy guys knock out a Nasty Boy while the other Public Enemy guy dressed as a Nasty Boy plays dead so that one of the Steiners can pin him for the win and… yeah, stupid fuck finish aside, this was an entertaining enough piece of tag team business. Could have done without the dumb swap finish, but considering how many worse finishes I’ve seen over the years, I suppose it’s inoffensive enough… meh.

Bobby Heenan announces that he is retiring from WCW… only to stick around and say April Fools. In hindsight, maybe he’d had been better off leaving, but whatever. There’s a Hogan/Booty Man match against Kevin Sullivan and Arn Anderson that I refuse to watch… so I skip ahead to the main event where Ric Flair retains his WCW World title over Lex Luger via a schoolboy, hand full of tights, and BOTH feet on the ropes for extra leverage. I’m guessing that’s supposed to show off the lengths Flair has to go to cheat a win out of Luger, but that seems a tad excessive. Regardless, a fine main event to an otherwise meh show.

Well, okay, the 3-way tag was pretty good until the finish, so it’s not all bad.

There’s no Nitro next week, which means a free slot for something else to fill its space and we’re going to fill it with [REDACTED.]

On The 31st Day… CONFOUNDED! I Still Haven’t Watched Section 31!

It is the 31st of March in the year of our lord 2026… and it’s the time-honoured tradition of my declaration of not having watched the Section 31 streaming motion picture starring Academy Award winner Michelle Yeoh.

Yep, we’re still doing this… and really, I haven’t had the urge to subscribe to any streaming channels. I’ve got a TV box to watch some local news and channels… and the rest I watch on Youtube and the occasional Prime because I have Prime to save on shipping.

Don’t even have an active Netflix subscription… but I do watch Plex. Plex is a good time. And it’s free.

How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

You know… there are a number of announcements that can get me to drop everything, subscribe to Netflix, and dedicate a whole weekend to watching what could very well be the most underwhelming Wrestlemania showcase in WWE history… at least, until next year.

Announcing that John Cena is going to host the thing… is not one of them.

Can he just fuck off and do movies now? What is he going to do now? More MEMES on Twitter?

Gah…