Review #1359 – Before She’s Gone (Switch)

Keep the little girl from dying by pointing out the things that can potentially kill her in this exciting point-and-click adventure game. The final game in our Five Dollar Gift Card saga that I completely forgot about.

For other videos in our little Five Dollar saga:

Sunday Gimmick Table #51 – The Five Dollar Nintendo Gift Card
Review #1289 – Space Intervention (Switch)
Review #1316 – Minepull (Switch)
Review #1350 – Rafa’s World (Switch)

And then, there’s Saturday’s live show, which featured a playthrough of the game. We’ll come up with a clever pitch later…

Swing And A Miss…

In the penultimate season of Strange New Worlds, which is confirmed to end after its final half-season next year, we have had a kooky vacation episode, a film noir-esque episode, a horror episode, and one not-so-gimmick episode that happened to be the season premiere. You would think that they’d spend more time crafting decent stories instead of more of their BIG SWINGS… but alas…

Here’s the thing with this show… that I’m watching via Prime Video because Amazon lets me sign up with Paramount Plus through that and use up my gift card funds… which is enough to last the next month… but I digress…

Look, I don’t want to say that the episodes have been “bad” per se. Yeah, the horror movie episode didn’t quite work for me, the vacation episode was a big swing and a miss, there’s way too much Kirk on this show, and we still haven’t made it to the puppet show… but honestly, I didn’t mind the noir episode. I didn’t think an explanation was necessary for the black & white visuals, but they did toss that in there. Maybe now they can explain why a certain character who appeared in TOS looks drastically different from their original appearance… if you’re gonna go to great lengths to explain the color choice, then you may as well as EXPLAIN THAT.

But other than that, it’s a perfectly fine Trek offering. A bit of a throwback of sorts in that we’ve reached a colony that emulates old Earth and is ruled by REDACTED. It almost comes across a rehash of a certain TOS episode and I didn’t mind it because it’s one of the few decent episodes of Trek where the noir doesn’t distract. (Honestly, you can all this a simulation of what it would have been like to watch Star Trek on a black and white screen… although some folks may have done that once upon a time and are still alive to tell that tale, so… eh.)

See, I want to say nice things about Strange New Worlds and there are bits and nuggets along the way that show some promise… but then there’s the rest of the show and suddenly, it loses me. And you would think that the one issue that most people watching this were complaining about – the focus on more BIG SWINGS and less on giving us something that’s up to the standards of what made for good Star Trek stories – would be ratified and addressed… but I guess there’s a reason why this era of Trek television is coming to an end.

Anyway, we’ll see how much this show improves and whether I’ll stick around for the rest of it. I might be able to catch the rest of the show with this one subscription, but if not… I guess we’ll see if this seasons’ run will convince me to keep the Paramount thing for another month.

If not… oh well.

THE BITE COMMENTARY #20 – Forty-Five

Oh! You’re having a birthday? That means you’re one step closer to death.”

That’s a line from the old Sailor Moon anime spoken by Minako “Sailor Venus” Aino in response to Usagi “Sailor Moon” Tsukino’s declaration that her birthday’s coming up. It’s supposed to be a funny line, but at the same time, there is a hint of truth behind that statement. Every year that goes by, the door to the great beyond inches its way ever so closely. Fewer of those ahead than there are behind us. That sort of thing.

That’s what these birthdays start to feel like after a while. One step closer to death.

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BREAKING NEWS – KO Confirms Babyface Status By Turning Danhausen Into Deadhausen!

Source: https://itrwrestling.com/news/kevin-owens-heel-attacks-cm-punk-friend/

Yesterday, during an untelevised WWE premium live event in Manchester, former Universal Champion and upstanding Quebecois citizen Kevin Owens confront Danhausen and gave him a stunner, making him a Deadhausen. While some would perceive this as a clear heel tactic to build to his eventual match with reigning WWE champion CM Punk, we here at dtm666.com approve the utter Killinghausen of Deadhausen. Anything to curtail the proliferation of this very nice, very easy bane of existence is worth celebrating in our books.

Although his chances at winning the championship are practically slim, we hereby approve of Mr. Owens’ actions in Manchester and wish him all the best in his upcoming championship opportunity.

Still doesn’t mean I’m going to watch Smackdown… since that requires a Netflix subscription on my end and I’ve already dedicated my occasional streaming dollars to another service for the purposes of watching another show… more details coming Sunday, although it’s just more rambling about modern entertainment, so you may as well skip that one.

Digital-Only $100 Edition Of GTA6 Pre-Orders Through The Roof…

Source: https://www.gamespot.com/articles/gta-6-could-have-had-an-even-higher-price-as-100-edition-proves-popular/

Yes, people are pre-ordering the $100 Deluxe Edition of Grand Theft Auto 6… which, in case you need a reminder, is a strictly digital download release with no plans for a physical release. And yes, the super duper hundred dollar edition is getting its share.

And then you wonder why physical games are going the way of the doo-doo.

If you want me to say something about this piece of business, I’ll say this much. If you’re an influencer who claims to be against this digital-only future of ours and yet pre-ordered this game, shut the fuck up. As in “close your mouth and stop talking.” Nothing you say holds any merit.

Yeah, so that’s going to be an interesting piece of business.

Marvel And Star Wars Crossing Over In 2027… In Comics, At Least

Source: https://comicbook.com/comics/news/marvel-and-star-wars-crossover-confirmed-for-2027-combining-the-two-biggest-franchises/

If we’re going to be honest here, I’m genuinely surprised that this hasn’t happened sooner when Disney has had both brands under its claws for over a decade. Should be an interesting disaster if nothing else.