The Rock’s Egg And Russo’s Raw Deal

Famed author Timothy Zahn – best known for his critically acclaimed Thrawn trilogy of Star Wars books – will be writing a Star Trek comic called Roc’s Egg… which presumably has nothing to do with that egg that appeared on some WWE PLE to promote one of Dwayne’s movies… but is based on the Roc mythology of olden days.

Honestly, the fact that I can recall a really stupid backstage bit from an old, forgettable WWE PLE event is a testament to how much longevity the truly crappy angles in wrestling endure… which is why people try to chase that egg, as it were. At this point, you might as well let your AI programs book your shows because chances are they can do better than the old heads in charge of creative.

Which leads us to the Vince Russo/Nick Khan rumor talks… which apparently didn’t amount to much if you believe the rumor mills. (And even Russo himself has declared that there was nothing to talk about on that front… and you know that he’s going to tell you the GAWD’S. (slams desk) HONEST. (slams desk) TRUTH (slams desk). I’d add a “bro” in there, but that’s kinda pushing it.

So here’s the honest truth, bro… ah, there we are… and I can say this because it’s been months since I last touched a Netflix subscription and I can safely say that I have been more than content to leave that piece of business behind, what with all the price hikes for the little use I have for the service. WWE programming is almost entirely behind a paywall at this point – being an international customer not based in the United States, which has to be a nightmare to keep track of all those services. And when I read recaps for these shows or see the few clips online, it almost justifies my decision to moving away from this product. And if there is a show that is absolutely, positively worth watching, I have a friend who records these shows on DVD-R that I can ask to loan a copy for the purposes of musings on this here blog.

That, sadly, has been the extent of my wrestling viewing habits in 2026… aside from the Bound For Glory viewings and occasional Youtube clips.

So the possibility of Vince Russo – who had recently completed a year-long stint as creative head of the Juggalo promotion – rejoining WWE, however slim it may be, regardless of whether there is truth or not, has some people talking. Would it be an improvement over what they’ve currently got? I honestly don’t know. It depends on how much influence or involvement Russo would have. And considering how stale the product has been as of late, I don’t see why not. At some point, you have to come to the conclusion that what you’re doing is getting the job done and maybe bringing in a disruptor to shake things up considerable might be what WWE needs to freshen things up.

In 1997, Vince Russo was that disruptor. He broke away from the stale, cartoonish presentation that plagued the New Generation WWF and helped to plant the seeds for what would eventually become the Attitude Era.

In 2026, however? Not so much.

Here’s the reality; Vince Russo is 65 years old… and for those who are detail freaks, he is also a few months older than Jim Cornette, so Jimmy has a fair edge in outlasting Russo and achieving his one goal to piss on the man’s grave when that day comes. But the point being that Vince Russo is 65 years old. The last thing WWE needs right now is another old fart in creative trying to appeal to the young demo. Russo’s glory years were 30 years ago. He hadn’t achieved that same level of success since then and no, TNA hitting 2 million at its peak isn’t the same level; hell, it’s barely scratching WCW’s lowest numbers, which had about 2 to 2.5 million people watching at worst.

But the other key thing is that I don’t think Russo would last in this environment. Russo works best when he has someone who can take his ideas and tweak them to fit the overall picture. He needs someone who cares enough to put on the best product possible. That’s what he got in WWF and that’s presumably what he got in JCW during his year-long stint there. Russo’s stint in WCW had him in a corporate structure who wanted him to fix things, but really didn’t give enough of a fuck to give him parameters… and so where’s WCW now? And as far as TNA is concerned, he had several years of gainful employment and that’s about the best thing you can say about his run there.

I am not stating these things to knock Russo. Yeah, he’s had some pretty stupid ideas, but guess what? He wasn’t the only one and some of the stuff that he had a hand in bringing to fruition was what got me into this wrestling thing. But the other thing you have to take into account is that WWE tried to bring back Russo in 2002 and he lasted a couple days when he saw that he wouldn’t fit in the new creative structure led by Stephanie McMahon… and let me just say that the world was far worse off as a result, but that’s another story.

Cut to twenty-four years later. Would a much older Vince Russo last in a corporate structure that is overseen by TKO, who would insist on including certain things here and there? I’m sure things would go swimmingly for the short term… or maybe things would fall off the wayside and he’d be gone. Again, Russo left JCW, citing old age as a culprit. Does he want to go through that whole rigmarole with a structure where he is just another cog in a much larger, high maintenance machine? I don’t know. I just don’t see it happening.

All that having been said, would Russo’s return to WWE incite some folks to give it a shot?

Maybe…

Would I re-up to Netflix if it happened?

Nope.

Haven’t had a reason to do so up to this point. This won’t change that.

Anyway, back to Arcade’s Revenge.

I’m sick and tired of this game.

Later.

The Max Caster Thing

TNA held their annual Bound For Glory show this past weekend and aside from being a decent, if unremarkable show, it did feature the TNA debut of one Max Caster. That kid from AEW who did the raps and stuff. His contract expired and he debuted in TNA as a special challenger to Moose, who beat him promptly.

And then as soon as he debuted, Max Caster is gone from TNA.

Max Caster came out and did his opening rap, which was a thing he did in AEW. During said rap, he mentioned something about dropping bombs and not needing to go to Riyadh… which is probably not the smartest thing to say shortly after the city had been the target of an attack. Needless to say, people were pissed, TNA was embarrassed, and a statement was quickly put out apologizing for the incident. All ties with Caster were cut and the segment was scrubbed from all replays.

I didn’t see the show; I was under the weather. Nor did I see the MiTB show… which happened on Saturday. Funny how I wrote posts for two PPV events that took place this past weekend and I’ve watched neither. I’d imagine when I do get around to watching the BFG show later down the road, that whole segment and the subsequent match will not be included… but a friend had offered to loan me his DVD recording for the purposes of a future musings, so that I can watch the complete, unedited show.

In any event… I don’t know what the guy was thinking. In isolation, the line was kinda eh, but there is such a thing as too soon. And this was definitely too soon. Not sure where Max goes from here. I can’t imagine WWE wanting to give this guy a shot, especially considering where they’re holding Mania next year. And if AEW wanted him, they would have re-signed him and not let his contract lapse.

Maybe he should go into rapping full-time or something. At least then, when he says something offensive, people will see it coming.

I’m done for the night. Review should be up later tonight or tomorrow… or however this works. Certainly not in the afternoon…

Controversy At MiTB

There was controversy last night when Tiffany Stratton won another Money in The Bank ladder match, which makes her the first-ever two-time Women’s MiTB winner… except not really.

Do people not remember that the first woman to win MiTB was, in fact, a two-time winner due to controversy? Carmella – the former Staten Island person – won said contract under some controversy when James Elsworth plucked the briefcase in the first ever match back in… whenever this thing was the first time around (2018, maybe? A lot of stupid shit happened in 2018.)

And then they redid the match on Smackdown and Carmella won that one. So while “officially” Carmella was the first woman to win it twice, that is a lie because the first woman to win the Women’s Money In The Bank contract… was a dude.

Show the No Chin Guy some fucking respect… even if his ass got booed in TNA.

Baby Flair Is Getting A Podcast…

Source: https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/charlotte-flair-announces-off-the-pedestal-with-ashley-fliehr-will-launch-in-a-few-weeks/

Listen, I don’t want to come across as someone who poo-poos everything Charlotte does because I don’t have the supposed “hate boner” that some other folks seem to have with her… even though they’ve long since given up on giving her more title belts than her daddy… and I do wish Ashley all the best in her new endeavor.

But at the same time… I’ve seen podcasts from Cody Rhodes, AJ Styles, Mark McCool, and even – for the briefest of instances before my ears cried out in utter agony – Stephanie McMahon. These are kinda, sorta dull, produced under the watchful eye of WWE broadcast parameters, so you only get the WWE-approved material and not anything that people would want to actually hear these people talk about. It wouldn’t surprise me that people would watch a Cody podcast these days and forget that he was one of the founding fathers of AEW because it never gets mentioned.

Apparently, the numbers aren’t there, but I guess we need content for that Radio WWE thing that was announced a couple months back starring the Busted Open shills… which they’ve always been LONG before this WWE deal came about, so it’s not like I’m suddenly picking on them. But at the same time, if they produced anything WORTH talking about, I probably would have said something to.

That having been, big kudos to Dwayne Johnson for the touching tribute to PAC and the best wishes to Tony Khan and crew. Whatever you want to say about the man’s business moves and whatever the case may be, never let it be said that he isn’t a genuinely kind-hearted soul because that man has heart more than anything. For the WWE brass to be miffed at one of their board members mentioning the unmentionable… fuck off and grow a pair, will you? Dwayne did something nice, regardless of who the guy was working for, and that earns some respect points.

A Reminder That WCW In The Year 2000 Sucked

Source: https://www.blogofdoom.com/rant/i-watched-an-entire-year-of-wcw-2000-and-all-i-got-was-this-stupid-list/

Famed internet wrestling critic Scott Keith recently revisited every episode of Nitro and every WCW from the year 2000 and confirmed what most people already knew: that WCW in the year 2000 sucked ass.

I’ve revisited some WCW 2000 stuff in recent years, which I’ve come to regret for the most part. And mind you, not everything can be blamed on Russo because there were those few months before the “reboot” that he wasn’t in charge of and we just went back to the Hogan train. But the fact of the matter is that even back in 2000 when I was wanting to watch as much wrestling as possible, I had no interest in watching WCW around this time because it was just such a horrible television program.

And while everything can’t be blamed on Russo, the reality is that this was the guy who had a hand in Attitude Era WWF and tried to copy and paste some of his homework in his new place of employment, only to find that it didn’t quite work. The reality is that when I have the option to watch WWF or a shittier version of WWF, which do you think I’m going to go for? Never mind the fact that WCW didn’t have anyone I could remotely care about and the few I did were treated like such tools that they ended up jumping ship to the other company and the few that stayed behind saw their value die out horribly.

I do recall watching some of the PPVs. I do recall watching these things play out live. I do recall wondering why I even waste my time with this shit. Vince Russo, for all his talk about how wrestling fans confuse him with the character he plays on TV, is a horrible actor. I don’t buy him as a credible character. He comes across as a parody of an authority figure. He’s essentially a skinnier Eric Cartman; nobody is respecting his authoritah.

Given the choice between watching WCW 2000 and today’s current product, I’ll probably stick with today’s product. Some of the storytelling is pedestrian and boring, but at least I can look forward to some decent wrestling and at the very least, I can fall asleep at some point, which is an added benefit. WCW 2000 is a chore to watch, I feel miserable for having watching it, and at this stage in life, I’ve no interest in being miserable through self-inflicted means. Fuck that noise.

That said, I’ve heard good things about Vinny Ru’s run in JCW, which recently came to an end. I’ve seen a couple episodes here and there. It’s not for me, but they’re the best stuff involving Russo in a good long while. He found a show that suited his style. I wish him the best in whatever he does next, but to anyone thinking he should be brought in by either of the major promotions, that’s not happening. The guy’s old. Let him enjoy his time off doing his little podcasts. He doesn’t need the headaches anymore.

That’s my little blurb. I’m going to bed. Good night.

Who Wants A Breast Implant?

Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/40384279/wwe-legend-missy-hyatt-sells-boob-implant/

Yes, former first lady of wrestling (there’s a bunch of those, allegedly) Missy Hyatt recently engineered a sale of one of her old breast implants… you can pretty much figure out the rest for yourselves because I ain’t got shit.

If I still did WTF labels on this blog, this would certainly qualify.

This Day In History… WCW Shitcans Steve Austin

September 15th, 1995 would be the day when Eric Bischoff called Steve Austin to tell him know that he was being fired from WCW. Austin, who had been nursing a tricep injury suffered during a recent tour in Japan, would subsequently make a brief stop at ECW before eventually signing with the World Wrestling Federation. Not sure what happened to that guy, but I’m sure he did okay.

Gotta keep engaged somehow, brother.

McSon-In-Law Is Writing A “Spider-Man” Story

Source: https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/triple-h-amazing-spider-man-1000-writer-rob-fee-marvel/

Yes, this upcoming 1000th issue of Amazing Spider-Man, which features the exciting main story line of Aunt May suffering another goddamned stroke, will also include supplementary material that includes a wrestling related storyline written by ol’ HHH himself… and also WWE writer Rob Fee is involved in some capacity… but yes, McSon-In-Law has a wrestling story to tell you involving the ol’ wall crawler… which would have been a major deal if Johnny Polo didn’t beat him to it.

You should probably give it a read one of these days. Tangled Web #14. The Last Shoot. Pretty good shit from fucking Raven of all people.

 

Tonight Is All In… Or Rather This Morning…

Sadly, I will not be watching the show today due to prior commitments. Another birthday to celebrate and also waiting on a broken dryer to be fixed up…. Actually a lot of things need fixing up ’round these parts, but hey, I’m sure it’ll be a fine show that won’t cause anyone any problems and that ol’ Uncle Dave will give Kenny/Willy a kazillion stars and declare it the greatest wrestling match ever or whatever the case may be.

All of this while you have Adam “Edge” Copeland on the roster, who actually did compete in the Greatest Wrestling Match Ever back in 2020 with Randy Orton. WWE told you so themselves. Would they lie?

Anyhoo… gotta run. Stuff to do.

Later.