On the left, you have resident Fightful journalist Sean Ross Sapp.
On the right, you have Youtube sensation (I guess?) MrBeast.
Sometimes you gotta ask yourself… is it LIVE or is it AI?
Category: Online Shenanigans
Pretty self-explanatory. Let’s not dwell on this often, please.
Nintendo Life Commenters Confound Me
So every once in a while, I frequent the news site known as Nintendo Life… because it has Nintendo news and I obviously own a current Nintendo system, so this sort of thing is relevant.
Every once in a while, Nintendo Life will post news about Brie Larson (she who played that Carol Danvers person in a couple Marvel movie and the one with the unicorn) and her love for Nintendo. This causes people to throw a fit because she is a meanie in real life. Also, every once in a while, Nintendo Life will post news about a new emulator gimmick and people will complain about things playing ROMs and stuff. And then sometimes, they’ll post a fluff piece about a glitch recently uncovered and people… well, you know.
I admit some of the things they post on their could hardly qualify as newsworthy, but seriously, fellas? If you don’t like the fluff pieces, don’t touch the fluff pieces. Sometimes, the HEADLIE is all it takes to decide whether a post is worth your damn or not.
Yeah, that’s all I got.
Brief Fling With Bitchute
So a couple weeks ago, I did a thing on this new video service called Bitchute. Nothing special; just the usual introductory video and the possibility of new videos for the channel. Some time later, I’ve discovered that Bitchute houses content of a certain political nature that I didn’t care for… that, and Bitchute didn’t seemed to play nice with the embeds here, so I decided not to go there. We’ll try something else.
Don’t worry. There’s not much on that channel other than an intro video that’s probably not worth keeping anyway. Oh well…
Funny Thing Happened Along The Way
Some moron recently left a comment on one of my older posts that simply stated, “2 long didn’t read.”
Said comment has been deleted.
Too short. Not worth keeping.
Please don’t waste my time or yours with pointless shit.
Thanks.
Dipshit.
So Linkara Did A Thing…
Hey, at least it’s not a shitty Irate Gamer parody again… and hey, I actually got a chuckle out of this one somewhat. So you know what? Good for you, Lewis. You made me chuckle instead of change the channel. Have a cookie.
Or not.
Al Bundy Challenges CM Punk
(2019 Update: Twitter banned Al Bundy from making twits. So here’s a replacement picture here.)
Word is @CMPunk still has no opponent for @ufc debut. Making my last attempt here
— Ed O’Neill (@RealEdOneill) January 3, 2015
See, Al Bundy vs. CM Punk is something I would like to see. It’ll be interesting and there’s plenty of material to work with.
Nostalgia Critic’s Advice On Nerd Movie
Stolen from a Rangerboard thread:
No doubt the sanest bit of advice, fallen on deaf ears.
And yes, I have seen the movie…
Details coming next week…
Breaking News: CM Punk Went To The Bathroom
In a late-breaking development, former WWE vagabond CM Punk was last sighted going to the bathroom shortly after making a few quick twits on Twitter. In other news, Jason “Douchebag” Frank is still pining for a fight with the former WWE champion because, you know, the fans. By the way, JDF, how’s that fight with Van Damme going for you?
Justa Delusional Fool
From his Facebook moments before he took it down to save face…
Somewhere in Reefside, Doctor Thomas “Tommy” Oliver is shaking his head in shame, wondering how in the fuck he was portrayed by such an egotistical douchebag like Judas Frank.
VIDEO – No Bouyah For Ashens…
So famed self-proclaimed “idiot in a suit” Dr. Ashen got his hands on an Ouya… After watching this vid, I think I might be saving myself a hundred bucks as a result… or at least furthered the possibility of spending it on the other Android-based machine that I’ve been considering. Anyway, here’s the video for those wanting to check it out.