Category: Online Shenanigans

Pretty self-explanatory. Let’s not dwell on this often, please.

Why Is This Still A Thing?

Apparently someone on Twitter was bitching about ol’ Kurt Angel never getting the coveted five snowflakes from Uncle Dave and true to form, Meltzer popped up and blamed Chris Van Vliet… that charming fellow who interviews a bunch of wrestling people as well as a fellow Canadian. (He’s a Toronto native. We won’t hold that against him.)

Anyway, this stems from a clip from years ago that featured Vliet asking Meltzer about this very issue, to which Dave gives a gaslighting bullshit non-answer… and CVV pushed the issue further. And to compound this stupidity further, Meltzer claims that interview was done minutes after his son’s dog passed away… yes, Dave. Not only blame Vliet for asking a question people have been asking for years, but also blame the dog for dying. I guess the dog wasn’t a fan of AEW.

No, seriously… why do people still care about whether Kurt Angle has five stars or not? Doesn’t the scale go up to infinity? Does five stars mean anything when you can go up to infinity?

Besides, he’s no Will Ospreay and his eighteen-star matches… meh.

New review tomorrow night.

Nintendo Life Commenters Confound Me

So every once in a while, I frequent the news site known as Nintendo Life… because it has Nintendo news and I obviously own a current Nintendo system, so this sort of thing is relevant.

Every once in a while, Nintendo Life will post news about Brie Larson (she who played that Carol Danvers person in a couple Marvel movie and the one with the unicorn) and her love for Nintendo. This causes people to throw a fit because she is a meanie in real life. Also, every once in a while, Nintendo Life will post news about a new emulator gimmick and people will complain about things playing ROMs and stuff. And then sometimes, they’ll post a fluff piece about a glitch recently uncovered and people… well, you know.

I admit some of the things they post on their could hardly qualify as newsworthy, but seriously, fellas? If you don’t like the fluff pieces, don’t touch the fluff pieces. Sometimes, the HEADLIE is all it takes to decide whether a post is worth your damn or not.

Yeah, that’s all I got.

Brief Fling With Bitchute

So a couple weeks ago, I did a thing on this new video service called Bitchute. Nothing special; just the usual introductory video and the possibility of new videos for the channel. Some time later, I’ve discovered that Bitchute houses content of a certain political nature that I didn’t care for… that, and Bitchute didn’t seemed to play nice with the embeds here, so I decided not to go there. We’ll try something else.

Don’t worry. There’s not much on that channel other than an intro video that’s probably not worth keeping anyway. Oh well…

Al Bundy Challenges CM Punk

(2019 Update: Twitter banned Al Bundy from making twits. So here’s a replacement picture here.)

Word is @CMPunk still has no opponent for @ufc debut. Making my last attempt here
— Ed O’Neill (@RealEdOneill) January 3, 2015

See, Al Bundy vs. CM Punk is something I would like to see. It’ll be interesting and there’s plenty of material to work with.

Breaking News: CM Punk Went To The Bathroom

In a late-breaking development, former WWE vagabond CM Punk was last sighted going to the bathroom shortly after making a few quick twits on Twitter. In other news, Jason “Douchebag” Frank is still pining for a fight with the former WWE champion because, you know, the fans. By the way, JDF, how’s that fight with Van Damme going for you?