MOVIE REVIEW – The Cable Guy (1996)

I’ll do you a solid, 80s kids. We’ll cover a movie that isn’t turning 40.

How about one that just turned 30? That’ll make you feel better, no?

Oh… oh well…

The Cable Guy is a movie starring Jim Carrey as the titular Cable Guy, who often has one favorite customer (Matthew Broderick) whom he constantly visits and eventually torments. It’s that classic trope of someone who comes to your house, fixes your stuff every so often, get somewhat familiar, and eventually becomes part of the family whether you want them or not.  The Cable Guy sort of takes that concept to the extreme; Carrey’s Cable Guy is a constant, obsessive presence in Broderick’s life to the point where he becomes a menace.

This is a movie that I recall watching once or twice back in the day and remember very little about it. There’s a scene in a medieval themed restaurant where Carrey and Broderick are play jousting and you’ve got the music from Star Trek where Kirk and Spock are fighting each other, which is the only real memorable bit because me likes the Trek. The only other thing I know of this movie is that there’s a guy at the flea market who specializes in cable boxes and has a huge ass poster of this film as a shop sign. Still in business today, by the way… in 2026. Go figure.

In rewatching it again… I find The Cable Guy to be a mixed bag of sorts. On the one hand, there are some funny moments here and there, Jim Carrey got to flex his acting muscles a bit by playing a much darker character than what audiences were used to before hand (Ace Ventura, The Mask, etc.), and I can appreciate the grimness in having that fellow in your life who’s just there to leach off you. I know those kinds of people.

On the other hand, though, the movie didn’t quite leave an impact. There’s a couple bits that are funny, but the rest of it is just… I don’t know. I’m just watching this thing as it goes along, having a couple chuckles here and there, getting into the story as much as I could, and appreciating as best as I could what they’re trying to convey, but it’s just one of those things that never really clicked. It remains a poster at some guy’s shop at the local flea market and not so much a memorable movie.

Still, I wouldn’t call this bad. There’s good performances, there’s some funny bits, and Carrey showing range here opened the door for further acting opportunities. The Cable Guy didn’t quite work for me, but it could be more to your liking. Worth a shot if nothing else.

And Then, There Was… Lightning Jack (1994)

I think it’s safe to say that Lightning Jack was where the Paul Hogan train started to stutter a bit. Sure, the guy hadn’t been in a whole bunch of movies and most people probably mostly know him for his two (at the time) Crocodile Dundee outings, but after Lightning Jack failed in the box office, the only other thing of note that he did before going back to the Croc 3 well is Flipper… you know, the dolphin? They made a bunch of stuff about that dolphin.

Please do not remake Flipper. Not because I have a soft spot for the fella. But because you’re just not any good at it.

For those who have not seen Lightning Jack – if you say you have, you’re probably lying – Paul Hogan stars as Lightning Jack, an outlaw from the outback who has a mute partner in Cuba Downing Jr. and they get into some shenanigans because neither outlaw is good at the whole outlaw thing. This leads to things like mute Ben (Downing) shooting himself in the foot and other hijinks. There’s bits of humor to be found here, Paul Hogan is once again a charming performer that makes Jack a likeable enough bloke that you want to see him succeed in being wanted. Downing did a fine job as the mute Ben with his mannerisms and expressions. And shit, their interactions and mishaps gave me laughs. I don’t care. Misery can be very funny in the right moments.

Here’s the thing with Lightning Jack that hurts the movie – it feels like a knockoff version of Crocodile Dundee. Doesn’t help matters that ol’ Jack Kane is only a few steps away from being another take on Mick Dundee, even if he is supposed to be another character entirely… one that’s on the opposite of the moral compass if you will. He looks too much like Mick Dundee except for those moments where you’re reminded that, “Oh wait, this isn’t Mick Dundee. It’s Lightning Jack.”

And yes, let’s get it out of the way. Lightning Jack’s plot is barebones and thin. There’s no substance to it, but then again, you’re not watching something like this for the plot; you’re mostly watching it for the mild comedy bits and action sequences. In the case of the former, the movie has its moments. In the case of the latter, it’s serviceable enough fare, but nothing too outlandish even within the realm of western parody.

It’s not the worst movie that I’ve ever seen, certainly nowhere near as bad as some critics would have you believe. There were a few laughs here and there, there’s more of that Paul Hogan charm, and the action bits, while not spectacular, were still fun bits, but Lightning Jack feels like a lesser version of Croc Dundee and probably explains why we didn’t get another Croc Dundee until two other guys wrote the thing. Neither good nor bad, it’s just okay.

A Load Of Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)

Fun fact for you folks: up until recently, I have never watched Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles.

I’ve seen the first two movies countless times, but for some reason or another, the stars never aligned and I never got around to seeing that third and final chapter in the Crocodile Dundee trilogy until picking up a Blu-Ray that contained all three films. And so I figured, “why not?”

Released in April 2001 and pretty bombing both commercially and critically, Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles feels less like a sequel to the previous two films and more like one of those reunion specials where the cast of an old television show get together years later to produce one final get together. Think of all those reunion specials; Get Smart Again, Knight Rider 2000, those Incredible Hulk television movies. That’s pretty much Crocodile Dundee in L.A. Having lived in Australia for over a decade, Mick (Paul Hogan), Sue (Linda Kozlowski in what would be her final film role), and their son Mikey move back to Los Angeles so that Sue can take over her father’s newspaper, which naturally results in Mick and son feeling like fish out of water. We also get a plot involving the former editor of said paper who was murdered, leading Mick to try and solve the case, with some hijinks peppered in along the way.

I’ve heard stories that Paul Hogan had been resistant to the idea of doing another Crocodile Dundee for years, so I have to wonder what compelled him to do this one (that he had no involvement in writing.) My biggest issue with L.A. is pretty much the same issue that I had with Highlander III; it feels too much like a retread of the first movie, but nowhere near as good. Don’t get me wrong; Paul Hogan still has that charm and I do appreciate the digs at the movie industry or the way things have changed since the last time we had a Croc Dundee movie whenever they’re brought up. But we’ve already seen Mick as a fish out of water done well with that first film. What we have here still has moments where I can get a chuckle or two, but it’s not quite as much.

For what it’s worth, I enjoyed Crocodile Dundee In L.A. for what it was; one last get together with old friends going on their zany adventures. Most of it feels like retread and the new stuff doesn’t quite hit, but I didn’t come away feeling like I wasted time watching this. Did we need this movie? No, but I didn’t mind this. I thought it was fine.

There hasn’t been another Croc movie since. The closest you can arguably say we got was that Very Excellent Mr. Dundee, but that’s not even close. As far as I know, they never made another Croc movie nor is anyone really planning on it.

Let’s hope they never do.

The Strange Case Of Crocodile Dundee II

1986 saw Crocodile Dundee be a surprise hit and gave Aussie actor/writer Paul Hogan a step in the global movie stage.

Two years later, they produced a sequel that proved to be not quite as successful as its predecessor, both in terms of box office and critical reception. Make no mistake; the film still made money, but not as much as the first time around. And as far as the critical reception is concerned, the general consensus is that it’s not quite as funny (or original) as the first film and by the second film, the novelty that made the first film endearing has mostly worn off.

Personally… I liked the film. Sure, there’s going to be that inevitable feeling of rehashing ideas from the first film, but I honestly don’t mind it because one of the ideas behind rehashed is ol’ Mick Dundee himself because Paul Hogan maintains his wonderful charm that makes the character so endearing, as he attempts to settle in New York while keeping up with old habits and there’s a couple funny bits in there. But that eventually gives way to the main plot involving main squeeze Sue being pursued by a drug lord who wants photos she got from her ex, which eventually leads our heroes to stake their ground in Mick’s home turf of Australia’s Northern territory.

This is where the film slides into almost action schlock, with Mick using home advantage (and some local friends) to pick off the drug crew one by one. There’s some chuckles here and there, but going into what is essentially generic action fare with a quirky hero… I can understand if people see this as the train falling off the rails, but I’m personally engaged in seeing how Mick stays ahead of the bad guys. It’s not sophisticated fare, but it doesn’t have to be. You’ve got a likeable enough hero, you want to see him overcome the odds, and save the day. We saw Mick out of his element in the first film; now we see him in it.

If there’s any fault to be found here, it’s really in the overall pace. Sometimes, you really want to get to the next big scene, but the movie takes its time to get there and rarely during these slower moments do you get anything that can’t be just skipped with a fast-forward or two. Croc I didn’t have these moments; that had better pacing and took better advantage of the central character.

Other than that, though, I could think of worse sequels that didn’t quite live up to the original. Crocodile Dundee II might not be the splendid brilliance of its predecessor, but it’s still a perfectly fine follow-up.

Crocodile Dundee… 40 Years Later

If you grew up in the 80s, you knew about Crocodile Dundee.

Also, if you grew up in the 80s, get ready for the constant stream of reminders that you’re an old fart as many of your favorite 80s properties that you grew up watching, reading, and playing turn 40 in the coming years. Now it’s your turn to tell those kids to get off your goddamned lawn… or pretend you own a lawn, which is the more likely scenario these days, but I digress.

Crocodile Dundee saw release in Australian theaters in April 1986, while the rest of the world would get theirs in September. The story involves American reporter person Sue Charlton going to Australia to do a story on a strange fellow named Mick “Crocodile” Dundee, an individual who lives a rather interesting life in the Outback. So enamored by this strange individual that she invites him back to New York, where he is introduced to all the things we take for granted (circa 1986, of course) and oh boy, how does the strange out-of-towner deal with this zany city folk?

The classic fish out of water story, where some stranger heads into a strange land and is baffled by their surroundings. It’s the kind of tale that we’ve seen told countless times over the years to varying degrees of success. And in the hands of a lesser talent, it would have come across as hokey or mean-spirited, but Paul Hogan (who also wrote the script) plays Mick Dundee with enough charm and innocence that you can’t help but root for the guy as he adapts his new surroundings. He makes a point to never put Mick (or Hogan himself) in a situation that’s beyond his capability. Most importantly, things are played fairly straight and not treated like a hokey joke like most modern comedies would go for. Aussie Wilderness Person goes to New York and tries to fit in… great, go for it. No need to force laughs, the laughs will come naturally.

Honestly, the movie is almost entirely carried on the back of Paul Hogan because none of the other cast match up to him. Not because the acting is bad; it’s just everyone else seems a bit tame and normal in comparison. As such, they’re less interesting. Even Sue (played by Linda Kozlowski) falls into the trap of being smitten with this odd folk hero of sorts and being torn between that and the rich guy she’s dating. Spoiler: she makes the right call.

Crocodile Dundee is a fun movie and even after four decades, still holds up. The jokes and gags land where they should, the dialogue hits the right notes, and the main character sells the whole deal. It’s enough of a strong movie that when Netflix (Canada) took the movie down, I bought the trilogy Blu-Ray off Amazon because yay, I like me some Croc.

In 2025, a new version of the movie dubbed The Encore Cut was released, which removes some of the more “questionable” bits that wouldn’t land well with today’s moral standards. Some people will object to this sort of censorship, but I would suggest looking for old DVD or Blu-Ray releases instead if you want the original cut because they’re going to Lucas this as the standard going forward.

MOVIE REVIEW – The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee (2020)

So next week on the blog, we’re going to do a lookback at the Crocodile Dundee trilogy of films in celebration of the first film’s 40th anniversary. But before we do that, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention Paul Logan’s more recent attempt to cash in on that legacy in the form of the awkwardly named The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee, which was on the verge of leaving Prime Video and I figured, “Why not?”

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GameFAQs Review – Mega Man Legacy Collection (3DS)

Hey, look. A GameFAQS review that isn’t recycled video fodder… and it’s on a game for Nintendo 3DS that you can actually still purchase because it’s available as a physical release… not that it matters for some of you folks, but anyhoo.

A Somewhat Ideal Way Of Mega Man On The Go If You Can’t Afford A Switch

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GameFAQs Review – Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Vectrex)

Another recycled video review converted to text format, although I am shocked that the only review “posted” on GameFAQs is the old Classic Game Room review from ages past. If other Vectrex games are in need of local review offerings, then I might be more than happy to oblige.

The Human Adventure Is More Violent Than I Remember It

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GameFAQs Review – NHL 96 (Game Boy)

This was posted on GameFAQs months ago and is essentially a text version of a video review that was done ages ago. Now you get to read it in slightly more family friendly terms. Enjoy.

Nobody got ready for this…

EA attempted to bring over their famed NHL series from the 16-bit consoles to Game Boy with NHL Hockey 95 to pitiful results. You could make the argument that any negative reaction to the game is uncalled for because it was taking a 16-bit game and trying to make it work with Game Boy was a tall order. But then you’ve got NHL ’96 for Game Boy, which is pretty much the same game – right down to sitting through thirty seconds of unskippable logos, copyright information, and game credits in case you want to know who was responsible for this travesty.

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GameFAQS Reviews – NHL Hockey 95 (Game Boy)

Yeah, listen… you’ve seen this in video form a few years back, but it’s the playoffs and I added these a while back, so let me fill the void with stuff about stuff.

The most amazing thing about NHL Hockey ’95 for Game Boy is that it was even made to begin with, let alone sold in stores for people to actually buy. This attempt to bring over EA’s famed NHL series from the 16-bit platforms to the portable format should have gotten a game misconduct call, but sadly, it was not to be.

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