Flaky As May Be…

Konami recently put out a trailer for the upcoming Belmont’s Curse game… I’d post it here, but I forgot to bookmark the video and don’t feel like looking it up. Basically, it just announced the English cast for the game, which includes a couple voice actors from the Netflix series as well as someone voicing a character from a previous Castlevania outing. Needless to say, I’m largely ambivalent regarding casting for these things, so other than the little bits of gameplay shown off, my anticipation remains the same.

I do have to laugh at some of the folks who are crying foul that this feels nothing like the Castlevania they grew up with or were familiar with. To those folks, I say, “Join the club. Now you know how some of us felt when Symphony Of The Night was a thing.”

Castlevania has moved past its Igavania phase. If you want more of that, Bloodstained is right there and the new one will offer more of that, I’m sure. Am I completely on board with this new style being presented? Not entirely, but I wouldn’t say that I’m against it, either. To compare it to what came before is doing this a disservice. If you want to say that you prefer the older games over what this one is offering, fair enough. But to anyone who says this doesn’t need or deserve to be a Castlevania game… I’ve said the same thing about Order Of Ecclesia for years. I even made a video on that count; you can watch that here.

Belmont’s Curse is scheduled for release on October 15th. I’ve considered getting this on Switch, but figure that I might be better off getting this on Steam and running this on the big tower. I’ll probably post some quick thoughts afterwards. If the game rocks, I’ll say so. If the game sucks, I’ll say so. But I’ll judge it on its own merits before deciding whether I like it more than whatever came before… and if this turns out to be worse than Judgment, we’re all boned.

Anyway, some big stuff coming up on the channel and the blog. Hope it all works out…

Someone Else Is Writing Those Symphonies

Source: https://www.timeextension.com/news/2026/05/im-sorry-legendary-castlevania-composer-confirms-shes-not-working-on-belmonts-curse-or-bloodstained-the-scarlet-engagement

Veteran Castlevania composer Michiru Yamane had confirmed in a recent post that she would not be providing music to either the upcoming Belmont’s Curse game or the upcoming Bloodstained game in a recent video update. This will no doubt be a disappointment to those who were hoping to see her make her return to the former or continue her contributions in the latter.

Her not doing music in Belmont’s Curse isn’t much of a surprise. I’m sure the Dead Cells people have their own composers that they could use and while I think that’d be a cool thing to have her come back and bust a couple tunes, it’s not a total deal breaker, either. However, the fact that she’s not doing Bloodstained is a bit of a surprise. Not sure if it’s scheduling issues or Iga wanting to go in a different direction, but considering she had been an instrumental part of that Igavania equation since it ran roughshod these past two decades, it’ll be interesting to see who fills the void and if they can live up to the legacy she established in either brand.

In any event, I wish Yamane-san all the best in all her future endeavors and I look forward to seeing who steps up to the place in either game.

Review #1312 – Castlevania: Order Of Ecclesia (Nintendo DS)

A 30-minute grievance disguised as a video review of Castlevania: Order Of Ecclesia for Nintendo DS. Played off the Castlevania Dominus Collection on Nintendo Switch.

There are some bits where the framerate tumbles, but otherwise it’s largely (theoretically) watchable. In any case, it’s done. We’re moving on.

Next.

Review #1309 – Castlevania: Portrait Of Ruin (Nintendo DS)

Yeah, so what was supposed to be part of a year-ending trilogy of reviews has been pushed back to the go home week for Review #1300… and then THAT didn’t end up happening due to reasons, resulting in this being pushed back further.

In many ways, the pushback was a blessing of sorts, as I was able to go back and fix a couple things that I wasn’t too thrilled with (minor dub changes and such). In any event – and at the risk of spoiling things except not really – I had the most fun revisiting Portrait Of Ruin. It’s probably my favorite of the DS trilogy for reasons that I hope are communicated reasonably well enough in the video review, but the simple truth was that I was more into this game than I was the other two, especially moreso than the next one.

Next Friday, we shoot on Order Of Ecclesia.

And dat’s a SHOOT, brother.

Review #1270 – Game & Watch Collection (NDS)

Welp… we didn’t end things as intended, but on the other hand, aren’t you glad that we’re closing out 2025 on a slightly less miserable note than if we had done Ecclesia?

Anyway, here’s what a potential DS review would look like; old-school, rough looking camcorder shots with low audio quality. If you would like more of that, then I openly question your sanity… but we’ll see how it goes regardless.

Review #1268 – Castlevania: Dawn Of Sorrow (NDS)

Blame it on last minute X-Mas needs and delayed medical treatments taking longer than usual… as well as a much needed nap to catch up… but we got this out later than never… or is it better than nothing? In any event, we begin our descent into Dominus with the dawning of sorrows.

Boo Goes The Doctor – How Chef Handles Castlevania Wall Meat

I’ve taken the liberty of asking ChatGPT how Gordon Ramsay would react to Castlevania Wall Meat. This is the response I was given…

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