Category: Fun With ChatGPT

YouTube’s AI Thing Couldn’t Construct Picard Facepalms

Normally, this post would be your State Of The Blog for the month, which denotes the video schedule and such things. That schedule is not ready, but I can tell you that tomorrow will feature another video review thing and Saturday will not only feature the occasionally updated DTM Mailbag, but also the Video Of Bad News (a.k.a. DTM Rambles #35). And hopefully, with that albatross off my back, we can resume more fun stuff that will be revealed on Sunday.

In the meantime, however, I asked Youtube’s Studio AI thing to construct me thumbnails based on the infamous PICARD FACEPALM meme and the bloody thing… couldn’t be bothered. Not enough RAM for the process, I guess. However, they did provide concepts of how each thumbnail could be made if I wanted to make them myself, which is… yes, of course. I’ll make these myself. Why not?

Anyway, AI is a touchy thing and I’m leery about it, especially with all the rogue news that have been broken… but for stupid shit like this to laugh at… eh, whatever. Anyway, read what the AI thing has to say about its inability to recreate an image that has existed for generations. Maybe they’re saving that for The Next Generation of AI-image creation or something… eh.

What does it matter? We’re dead in a few years anyway, so…

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I Asked ChatGPT to Book Asuka’s Last Match… Against GUNTHER

WWE can have this one for free, by the way. It’s AI-generated, which they love – and it involves GUNTHER continuing his gimmick of having people’s last matches and then “retiring” them. And then if people shit on this thing, you can have McSon-In-Law tell them to fuck off and be fans… or have Nick Khan call them the vocal minority… or maybe drive up more subscriptions to hear Uncle Dave stammer about how this is the worst affront to a Japanese wrestler since Okada stubbed his toe or something.

I don’t know. I didn’t make this up – I just asked a question and some gimmick gave me an answer that thoroughly entertained me… which means the people who actually get PAID to throw this creative together are doing a worse off job than a common AI program that anyone can access. I’m not advocating for AI to completely book wrestling shows anytime soon, but at this point, it’s difficult to argue with results.

Anyway, I give you Asuka vs. GUNTHER in Asuka’s Last Match by ChatGPT. Enjoy and be afraid.

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I Asked ChatGPT To Craft An Amazing Video Game Idea

George Wood of Gaming In The Clinton Years fame had a challenge for Eidos. In Tomb Raider III, create a storyline in which Lara gets breast cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Lara Croft still persisting on her worldly adventures despite her illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but we guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Lara’s character more meaningful. We love Lara, but it’s about time the industry had a big shock for a change.

ChatGPT – ever the creative genius – had the following to say on this amazing video game idea.

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Doctor Boo And Chef Gordon Debate Fish Custard

Doctor Boo and Chef Gordon debate the culinary value of fish fingers and custard. Obviously not a real thing and the AI thing helped a bit, which should strike fear in the heart of Marble Mouth Davies that ChatGPT can produce a better Doctor Who script than anything out of his return trip.

Anyway, here’s the fun portion…

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Boo Goes The Doctor – How Chef Handles Castlevania Wall Meat

I’ve taken the liberty of asking ChatGPT how Gordon Ramsay would react to Castlevania Wall Meat. This is the response I was given…

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I Asked ChatGPT To Write A Doctor Who Script… This Is The Result

In the further adventures of Doctor Boo – hence the recycling of yesterday’s banner – I’ve asked ChatGPT to write a brief scene for a Doctor Who script. Granted, it’s an unlikely doctor/companion combination, but it’s already a better script than anything that the show has put out since Steven Moffat stepped down as showrunner.

Minor spoiler, here: but bonus points for not including any crying.

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