Fantasy Booking

I Asked ChatGPT to Book Asuka’s Last Match… Against GUNTHER

WWE can have this one for free, by the way. It’s AI-generated, which they love – and it involves GUNTHER continuing his gimmick of having people’s last matches and then “retiring” them. And then if people shit on this thing, you can have McSon-In-Law tell them to fuck off and be fans… or have Nick Khan call them the vocal minority… or maybe drive up more subscriptions to hear Uncle Dave stammer about how this is the worst affront to a Japanese wrestler since Okada stubbed his toe or something.

I don’t know. I didn’t make this up – I just asked a question and some gimmick gave me an answer that thoroughly entertained me… which means the people who actually get PAID to throw this creative together are doing a worse off job than a common AI program that anyone can access. I’m not advocating for AI to completely book wrestling shows anytime soon, but at this point, it’s difficult to argue with results.

Anyway, I give you Asuka vs. GUNTHER in Asuka’s Last Match by ChatGPT. Enjoy and be afraid.

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Fantasy Booking An Entirely Different Wrestlemania Scenario

I have a braindead idea for a Wrestlemania booking scenario that will blow nobody’s socks off. It’s absurd, but I don’t see why it can’t happen.

Cody comes out and decides he wants to challenge for the one title that his father has never held. That, of course, would be the 24/7 championship. So Cody decides to forgo his World title shot at Mania to challenge for the 24/7 title. Unfortunately, there is no 24/7 Championship as the previous champion, Nikki Cross, tossed it in the trash (or at least tried to). Fortunately, WWE official Adam Pearce got one from the souvenir shop, gave it to Cody and declared him the new 24/7 championship.

Roman Reigns, the reigning WWE champion, is left without a challenger at Mania. And so he challenges Bad Bunny to a title match. Bad Bunny main events Wrestlemania and gets brutalized by Roman, setting up the rematch at Puerto Rico, which sees Roman victorious once more. Roman Reigns then celebrates his 1000th day as undisputed universal champion by defeating Man Soir in Saudi Arabia… and then the reign continues until Roman is challenged by the newly signed MJF at Wrestlemania 40. MJF would end Roman’s reign as champion and then proceed to tank the ratings.

Gunther continues his reign as Intercontinental champion for the next ten years. Even when he is released from his WWE contract, he continues to make IC title defenses at local indy shows. WWE, meanwhile, would introduce another crappy IC title belt design.

Oh, and KO and Sami would win the tag titles at Mania and enjoy a couple months with the belts before they drop it to New Day and proceed to feud with each other again.

Yeah, that’s all I’ve got. Bye.

What If Kane’s Run As WWF Champion Lasted Longer?

So King Of The Ring 98 is known primarily for two things; Hell In A Cell and also Kane defeating Stone Cold Steve Austin in a First Blood match (thanks to a deliberate chairshot from Undertaker) to win the WWF Championship… which he would lose the next night on RAW back to Austin in order to pop some sort of rating… which they didn’t need to do because they were already handing WCW their ass, but I digress.

So the thought occurred to me the other day… what if Kane had been champion a little longer than a day? Maybe… let’s say about a couple weeks before the next PPV. Give Austin something to chase for a bit. Could you have produced some compelling television with that piece of business? I don’t know… maybe…

Here’s the thing with that angle. It could have worked because of the Undertaker factor. The whole thing with Taker and Kane and whether they’re in cahoots or not probably would have worked better if Taker was doing whatever he could to protect Kane and his title from harm… not necessarily out of brotherly love, but mostly so that when the time came, he’d be the one to challenge Kane for the title and no one else. Maybe you keep Austin off TV for a week or two to sell the chairshot he ate from Taker before he comes back and issue the man-to-man challenge to Kane, who accepts at the next PPV and then while Undertaker gets his title shot at Summerslam, Austin regains the belt from Kane and then we can do business as usual.

It could have been interesting, I suppose… but then again, am I just waxing nostalgia for the good old days or am I just doing whatever I can to avoid talking about the current WWE product… which is kinda, sorta sucking right about now?

I dunno… just a thought.