Category: Wrestling Game Matches

In the Universe mode of WWE ’13, Steve Austin is the reigning WWE Champion and John Cena is the Internet Champion – because he stole Zack Ryder’s girl, so why stop there?

A recap of this “feud” of sorts… will this ever end?

Eventually, it does… but not today, it seems.

Originally posted this on the Dailymotion page a while back, but now it’s on Youtube with an additional bit at the end.

Nerd. Irate. Guile. Dude. Show. MEH.

So we debuted this match last year on Dailymotion because I intended to use this footage for a VLOG. A year later – and by sheer coincidence, I promise you… sigh – here it is again on Youtube with a slightly updated text intro to recognize that “Once In A Lifetime” does not mean the same thing in WWE that it does anywhere else… nor does it mean the same anywhere else for that matter.

Right, so my brain hurts as a result. Thanks.

It’ll be better the second time around, I promise…

Also, promises were made to be broken, I promise…

There’s a challenge in the game where you can attempt to beat the Great Khali in a straight wrestling match with Mickie James… we will not be doing that here because that requires actual gamer skillz that I do not possess, so you’re getting this garbage effort instead. Bite me.

Austin. Rock. Smoking Skull. What The Fuck?

Lawler. Flair. Title For Title

Cena. Lawler. The WWE Championship.