Once upon a time, there was a former All American American named Jack… who did a period in WWE before he did a trip to MMA… and then he appeared in AEW with Chris Jericho’s Inner Circle before fucking off to do shoot interviews where he called Tony Khan an idiot.
And then he participates in Concussions R Us (a.k.a. Power Slap) where he slapped a dude hard and that made him a winner, at which point he celebrated by shouting out “FACK DEE TONY CONZ!”
And then he lost his next fight against a former Ring Ka King guy… and then he lost another fight against a guy who ruptured his eyeball.
Moral of the story? Don’t Fack With Dee Tony Conz!
And also, Power Slap is for retards losers.
Absolutely worthless “sport.”
