Category: Wrestling Game Matches

Wrestling matches played out in wrestling video games… usually featuring CAW (Create-A-Wrestler) talent.

SvR2011 Storyline – Rey Ate My Balls

(2026 Update: Replaced the old Dailymotion embed with a fresh, new Youtube one. Of course, the new upload has replaced all the entrance music with a crappy tune from a shitty old WWF game. Nobody outside of those venturing on this blog is watching after the fact.)

The Storyline Creator in these Smackdown Vs. RAW games sure are something. You can create amazing things on here… and then there’s stuff like this: a quick, silly storyline featuring two WWE superstars, two “angry” reviewing people, Hell In A Cell, and no semblance of balls being eaten by anybody.

Bret Hart Never Doubted El Dandy… Until They Wrestled.

In 2010, Bret Hart won the US Title and held it for a week before vacating the title. During that time, he had one match against a man he never doubted… well, kind of.

It’s almost baffling that people tend to recall that particular interview and nobody has bothered to create that supposed encounter. So here’s an attempt at it – would have been nice to make El Dandy look a bit more like El Dandy, but whatever. Until someone can make a better interpretation, you’ll have to settle for this.

More matches are coming, I assure you. I wouldn’t be making a topic out of this if that weren’t the case.

SvR2010 (Wii) – (Not) Bryan Danielson Vs. John Cena

(2013 Update: Uploading this match in its entirety to replace the highlight clip that was originally featured here. Not only that, but it features my loving, rambling of a commentary track three years after the fact. Enjoy!)

Quick bit of trivia: the epic real-life encounter between Bryan Danielson and John Cena… took place on an episode of WWE Velocity way back in 2003. Do you remember Velocity? I sure don’t.

The Bryan Danielson CAW was created some time ago (using specs from a website – apologies for not remembering the site). I decided to test the creation against John Cena, resulting in the match above. End result should be obvious, but enjoy the show nonetheless.

I might put together more of these matches in the future. If nothing else, they’re fairly easy to create.