How bad is a game that I’d much rather watch the movie of the same name that came out a decade or so later?
Tag: Game Boy
Review #1211 – Alleyway (Game Boy)
Alleyway appears earlier in the dictionary than either Arkanoid or Breakout. That’s actually something out of the Activision playbook circa 198x.
Review #1146 – Batman: Return Of The Joker (Game Boy)
A game so greasy you’d think Randy Pitchford had a hand in this…
Too soon?
Review #1145 – Brain Drain (Game Boy)
Did you know that Screen Rant is a euphemism for Brain Drain? True story…
Review #1141 – Space Invaders (Game Boy)
Celebrate 2025 by playing a game from 70s ported over to a handheld from the 90s… sounds par for the course around here.
Review #1123 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Radical Rescue (Game Boy)
A rescue that is indeed totally radical, dude.
Review #1122 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Back From The Sewers (Game Boy)
Sewer count… oh wait, I already used that one. My bad.
Review #1079 – Hatris (Game Boy)
It’s like Tetris… but with hats.
Also, you should probably play Tetris instead…
Review #1078 – Battleship (Game Boy)
Did this sink your battleship?
Review #1077 – Tetris Blast (Game Boy)
A bliss of bombs that’s a blast. In standard definition… they still call it that, right?
Yes, I’m being generous and posting this earlier than usual. Happy Canada Day.