Tag: 2600

Who do you think this game is I am… is not featured in this video.

From a game that could have used a knob to a game that does use a knob. Let’s check this game out and see how bad it really is… or something. I don’t know. People like this game, apparently…

“You know somethin’, mean Gene? Those kids whose parents got them that 2600 from the 70s need something new to compete against those Japanese wankers, jack!! So whacha gonna do, mean Gene, when the 10.1 inch box runs wild on you? Huh?! WHACHA GONNA DO?!”

“How about Breakout with ethnic foreigners and you can only play with a joystick?”

“That works for me, brother.”

The sequel to Centipede… same great taste, now with dreadful gray backdrop. Sweet.

Shanoa’s next.

Knocking off the 2600 Centi/Millipede combo pack this week before giving Shanoa some semblance of business that’s as close to general admission as anyone is going to get… and any dirty thoughts that might have popped up are of your own doing, so shut up.

Believe it or not, we may have played this before.

You know what could have made this better? Ninjas… just saying.

You can find this on Atari Vault on Steam… oh wait…

“But what about Flappo Bird?” you ask.

We don’t talk about Flappo Bird ’round these parts, son.