There’s a challenge in the game where you can attempt to beat the Great Khali in a straight wrestling match with Mickie James… we will not be doing that here because that requires actual gamer skillz that I do not possess, so you’re getting this garbage effort instead. Bite me.
Category: Wrestling Game Matches
SVR2007 (PS2) – Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock (Smoking Skull Title)
Austin. Rock. Smoking Skull. What The Fuck?
SVR2007 (PS2) – Jerry Lawler (WWE Champion) vs. Ric Flair (World Champion)
Lawler. Flair. Title For Title
SVR2007 (PS2) – John Cena Vs. Jerry Lawler (WWE Championship)
Cena. Lawler. The WWE Championship.
SVR2008 (PS2) – AFRO-MAN vs. John Cena
The Legend That Is… Some Idiot With An Afro, Man…
Sho Funaki. The Rock. WWF Championship. Smackdown 2. OH MY!
Honestly don’t know what I was expecting with this one other than… what?
SvR2011 (Wii) – Undertaker vs. HHH (Geritol In A Briefcase)
Unfortunately, the proposed Bottle of Geritol On A Pole Match was cancelled and replaced with a ladder match. More than likely full of Geritol tabs…
(2026 Update: Just you wait, 2011 Dave. Just you fucking wait…)
SvR2011 – The Angry Reviewer Battle Royal Of 2011
Oh yes… the fanboys will revolt…
SvR2011 – John Cena Vs. STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Well, not quite…
(2026 Update: Replaced the Dailymotion upload with a Youtube run. No more auto-running bugs!)
Bret Hart Never Doubted El Dandy… Until They Wrestled.
In 2010, Bret Hart won the US Title and held it for a week before vacating the title. During that time, he had one match against a man he never doubted… well, kind of.
It’s almost baffling that people tend to recall that particular interview and nobody has bothered to create that supposed encounter. So here’s an attempt at it – would have been nice to make El Dandy look a bit more like El Dandy, but whatever. Until someone can make a better interpretation, you’ll have to settle for this.
More matches are coming, I assure you. I wouldn’t be making a topic out of this if that weren’t the case.