The NES version review will follow soon.
Category: Star Wars Musings
All posts relating to the Star Wars franchsise.
Star Wars Battlefront II To Get Geonosis Map… Wait, What?
But I thought you already had Geonosis in Battlefront II… and you played as Mace Windu, not Obi-Wan… what the hell, Lucasarts?
Oh wait… right… not Battlefront II, but the gambling-encouraging money pit that is using the name of a genuinely good game to get people going.
Meh… you know what? I’m up for some Battlefront, actually.
The Wine Tasting By Rian Johnson
From the writer and director of a Spaceballs parody advertised as a Star Wars movie comes his greatest work ever. It’s not what you expect.
An Alternate Title For The Last Jedi

This was originally intended for a DTM Rambles thumbnail; hence the slightly off-center nature of the logo. Regardless, it communicates the intended message.
Fail: A Star Wars Story

For anyone who wants a quick Jedi-related fail logo… here you go.
I might even cook up variations of the logo for different posters down the line.
DTM Comics – Han Vs. Tommy (A Star Wars/PR Crossover)

Tommy spots Chewbacca and immediately assume it’s one of Rita’s monsters. He tries to morph, but gets shot in the head by Han Solo because he always shoots first.
Always.
The Surprise E3-Related Post
So, as an obvious show of weakness, I decided to cave and check out some of the E3 coverage for the purposes of mild amusement. As a whole, I don’t expect a whole lot of stuff here to be of relative interest to me personally, but I’d figure this would be a nice way to kill a few minutes. I’m going to be a couple days behind on these posts if I decide to do more of them, but it shouldn’t be much of an issue since nothing I say here outside of whatever personal inflections might come about hasn’t already been said by others who follow this stuff more closely.
Regardless, here’s Part 1 of… something, I guess.
For Those Who Really Need Details On Solo
My hard-hitting review of Solo: A Star Wars Movie… well, let’s be fair. The banner pretty much sums up my thoughts on the film as a whole. Hell, I even did a quick dooble on the BoogieBoard gimmick (included after the break) that I posted shortly prior to this post.
But if you really want further thoughts…
Continue reading “For Those Who Really Need Details On Solo”
My Review Of Solo: A Star Wars Story

Off To See Soyo A Stare Warz Storing
So, by the time this post is eventually published, I will be off to watch that Soyo movie… or is it Solow… wait, maybe it’s Lowblow? I don’t know… that movie and stuff. I don’t know if the viewing will entice me to do some semblance of a full-blown post or revive that slideshow movie reviews, but if nothing else, it’ll be an interesting ride to say the least. Hopefully, the end result will be an enjoyable film if not a good one.
On blog-related matters, I’m presently rendering the House Show at the moment and if all goes well, it should be up live on Youtube tonight or tomorrow. Said show will probably be featured tomorrow on the blog, so check the channel later on to see if the upload made it in one piece. There’s bound to be glitches (my first attempt in a year), but hopefully things’ll be ironed out for the next one… assuming there is a next one.