From the writer and director of a Spaceballs parody advertised as a Star Wars movie comes his greatest work ever. It’s not what you expect.
Category: Star Wars Musings
All posts relating to the Star Wars franchsise.
An Alternate Title For The Last Jedi
This was originally intended for a DTM Rambles thumbnail; hence the slightly off-center nature of the logo. Regardless, it communicates the intended message.
Fail: A Star Wars Story
For anyone who wants a quick Jedi-related fail logo… here you go.
I might even cook up variations of the logo for different posters down the line.
DTM Comics – Han Vs. Tommy (A Star Wars/PR Crossover)
Tommy spots Chewbacca and immediately assume it’s one of Rita’s monsters. He tries to morph, but gets shot in the head by Han Solo because he always shoots first.
Always.
The Surprise E3-Related Post
So, as an obvious show of weakness, I decided to cave and check out some of the E3 coverage for the purposes of mild amusement. As a whole, I don’t expect a whole lot of stuff here to be of relative interest to me personally, but I’d figure this would be a nice way to kill a few minutes. I’m going to be a couple days behind on these posts if I decide to do more of them, but it shouldn’t be much of an issue since nothing I say here outside of whatever personal inflections might come about hasn’t already been said by others who follow this stuff more closely.
Regardless, here’s Part 1 of… something, I guess.
For Those Who Really Need Details On Solo
My hard-hitting review of Solo: A Star Wars Movie… well, let’s be fair. The banner pretty much sums up my thoughts on the film as a whole. Hell, I even did a quick dooble on the BoogieBoard gimmick (included after the break) that I posted shortly prior to this post.
But if you really want further thoughts…
Continue reading “For Those Who Really Need Details On Solo”
My Review Of Solo: A Star Wars Story
Off To See Soyo A Stare Warz Storing
So, by the time this post is eventually published, I will be off to watch that Soyo movie… or is it Solow… wait, maybe it’s Lowblow? I don’t know… that movie and stuff. I don’t know if the viewing will entice me to do some semblance of a full-blown post or revive that slideshow movie reviews, but if nothing else, it’ll be an interesting ride to say the least. Hopefully, the end result will be an enjoyable film if not a good one.
On blog-related matters, I’m presently rendering the House Show at the moment and if all goes well, it should be up live on Youtube tonight or tomorrow. Said show will probably be featured tomorrow on the blog, so check the channel later on to see if the upload made it in one piece. There’s bound to be glitches (my first attempt in a year), but hopefully things’ll be ironed out for the next one… assuming there is a next one.
For The Record…
As of today, I have yet to see the Solo movie. I have mixed thoughts on the matter and I’ve even seen a couple pictures of supposedly empty theatres showing the film. It might be a while, but I’d imagine sooner or later, I’ll catch a weekend viewing somewhere down the line… assuming big brother is up for it, of course.
That having been said, that logo in the recent review was going to happen regardless of whether the movie was good or bad… and I may very well keep it for any Star Wars-related fails in the future.
The Last Jedi… Meh… But With Spoilers!
For those who want a spoiler-y version of my thoughts on The Last Jedi… for whatever reason… here it is… It’s not a deep or detailed analysis nor is it a review – AW HELL NO, SON – but it is very spoiler-y and will address things that I both liked, didn’t like, and just wondered. Suffice it to say, those who would prefer a spoiler-free musings on the film can just scroll down and read my thoughts on the previous post.
(Note: I bounce around a lot and there’s a somewhat in-coherency to the whole ramble. But hopefully, whatever thoughts come to mind go through clearly, and if not… well, I tried.)
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