Ramblemania Rewind 27 – WWE Wrestlemania XXVII (2011)

Date: April 3rd, 2011
Venue: Georgia Dome, Atlanta, GE
Attendance: 71,617
Wrestlemania holds fort in what was perceived to be enemy territory… the Georgia Dome in Atlanta, Georgia. Home of ol’ Billionaire Ted himself.
In hindsight, part of me wonders if Vince wanted to stick it to Ted Turner one more time by holding one of the worst Wrestlemania shows in his hometown? And to anyone wondering why Vince would want to continue sticking it to WCW long after he bought it, please watch Wrestlemania 31 and specifically the build to one match in particular, then come back to me. The man was consistently petty over past embarrassments… and that turned out to be the least of his issues.
So yeah, this featured WWE Champion THE MIZ in his one and only Wrestlemania main event to defend his title against John Cena… but enough about that, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO WWE TO HOST WRESTLEMANIA! MAYBE HE STEALS THE MAIN EVENT SLOT FROM JOHN CENA TO MAIN EVENT AGAINST MIZ. A-LISTER VERUS A-LISTER!
Oh, fuck off. I’m already dreading revisiting this pile of shit. I’d very much like to have SOMETHING to have fun with this shit show.

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Ramblemania Rewind 26 – WWE Wrestlemania XXVI (2010)

Date: March 28th, 2010
Venue: State Farm Stadium – Glensdale, AZ
Attendance: 72,219

This was the show where Shawn Michaels had his last match, the show where Bret Hart had his first match in WWE since 1997, and this was also the show where… well, that’s all I remember from this show. I recall this being a good B-level show and honestly, I’d say that opinion holds up… but yeah, let’s get into it.

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The Mania Main Event Picture… Again

I didn’t watch RAW last Monday – had better things to do… but I did catch the Cody Rhodes promo… specifically, I caught the Cody Rhodes promo that other people uploaded because WWE’s own upload is cut down and censored, which is silly if you’re going to allow that shit on TV.

Personally, I thought it was a good promo and honestly, the fact that Cody dropped a couple colorful metaphors here and there showed that WWE is more than willing to let their talent push things a little depending on the situation. Is there a double standard present when the big stars are allowed to cuss while everyone has to adhere to PG standards? Of course, there is… and honestly, I don’t mind the PG limitations; it just means you have to be more thoughtful in regards to how to cut your promos. God forbid we need more horrible women promos where every other line is calling each other a “bitch” or something.

Let’s be real here: the story here is less about Cody vs. Roman for the title so much as it’s Cody vs. The Rock. And regardless of how you feel about the way things turned out with the whole Rock/Roman/Cody deal, when it comes to cutting promos, there is no one better than the Rock. That dude is on a whole other level compared to everyone else. Hell, he was on a whole other level two decades prior when the WWE roster was full of great talkers. Now try to find someone who can match Rock’s charisma and wit today. Good luck with that because you’re not going to find any.

After Rock’s colorful promos on Twitter and also on Smackdown, Cody needed to up the ante with his comeback. He might not be able to get to Rock’s level in terms of promos and comebacks, but he had to at least try. And for what it’s worth, I thought Cody did great. It wasn’t the emotional bit that he did last week; he actually showed some intensity here and he needed to do that without restraint. Otherwise, if you weren’t going to let Cody rip on Rock the way he did, then you may as well open the show with Cody eating a bowl of cereal backstage like a total loon.

The sad truth is that as much as I’m enjoying the back-and-forth between Rock and Cody, it seems like Roman is becoming a bit of an afterthought. That’s not something you want to see out of your reigning Undisputed champion of three years and counting. It’ll be interesting to see how this interaction between Cody and Roman turns out this Friday on Smackdown, because at the moment, Roman is in danger of being put in the same position as The Miz was when he was WWE Champion over a decade ago. Sure, he main-evented a Wrestlemania, but nobody gave a shit because it was all about Rock vs. John Cena.

And if I’m going to be honest, this highlights another reason why I feel a Rock vs. Roman feud would’ve been the drizzling shits. Roman might’ve improved a bit as a promo guy, but even Dwayne would’ve destroyed him in promos. Imagine what a fully-motivated Rock would’ve been like against this guy… and then Roman would kick his ass at Mania and we move on with our lives.

Listen, I still believe Cody should’ve finished his story last year – then none of this would’ve happened… but at least I can say that I’m enjoying the ride so far that’s mostly the result of dumb luck than anything. We’ll see what happens next.

Ramblemania Rewind 25 – WWE Wrestlemania 25 (2009)

Date: April 5, 2009
Venue: Reliant Stadium – Houston, TX
Attendance: 72,744

The 25th iteration of Wrestlemania… often called the 25th anniversary of the Wrestlemania… which means there’s a Wrestlemania Zero that took place in 1984 that nobody knows about.

It probably goes without saying, but Shawn Michaels and Undertaker truly stole the show here and even in their advanced ages, they still managed to produce a truly fucking awesome match that holds up rather well years later. See, I’m not always fed up with old guys hogging the spotlight and stealing the show – only old guys who can’t go and have no reason to do so (hello, Terry). And if the show ended there, it would have been fine… but then you have the two World title matches. Surprisingly, Cena was in the better match, whereas HHH/Orton, not surprisingly, stunk up the joint. Seriously, leave it to Triple H to kill any good will left in the show on the final match of the evening. In either case, a massive let down in regards to the championship bouts.

The whole show in general is rather… meh. Better than I had originally thought of it, but still well below standards. Jericho vs. the Old Timers was surprisingly watchable thanks to Ricky Steamboat, who could still go at the time (don’t get any ideas), but Money In The Bank was above-average at best and botchworthy at worst, the Divas Battle Royal was an affair best forgotten (and you wonder why Trish Stratus and Lita opted not to participate), and the rest of it didn’t really stick out in my mind. In fact, the only other thing that really made this show special was Stone Cold Steve Austin’s last hurrah where he just saluted the crowd and drank beer… that, to me, was more exciting and entertaining (not to mention a fitting closure to a great career) was better than anything the McSon-In-Law could crap out of his anus on this “meh” show.

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Ramblemania Rewind 24 – WWE Wrestlemania 24 (2008)

March 30, 2008
Camping World Stadium – Orlando, FL
Attendance: 74,635

Apparently, this is the biggest Wrestlemania under the sun… I’m sure that’ll be the case until Mania hits Saudi Arabia and then we can call THAT… never mind.

Anyway, Wrestlemania 24… a show that I don’t recall all that much other than it was where Ric Flair had his last match… in WWE… and quite frankly, in hindsight, we kinda wished that it was his last match if his post-WWE career was anything to go by. Besides that, however… yeah, this was one of those shows where I was completely blanking out and I could at least recall something in the main event scene, but not this time…

But enough about that. How was the actual show?

Well…

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Ramblemania Rewind 23 – WWE Wrestlemania 23 (2007)

Date: April 1st, 2007
Venue: Ford Field, Detroit, MI
Attendance: 74,287

In 1987, Wrestlemania III took place at the Pontiac Silverdome and provided the template for every Wrestlemania going forward… even if it took us a few years to actually follow that template.

Twenty years after that landmark event, we have Wrestlemania 23, where the big headline event is the supposed “Battle Of The Billionaires” between then-WWE chairman Vince McMahon and future President of The United States Donald Trump. The battle would pit McMahon’s chosen avatar – reigning Intercontinental champion UMAGA – against Trump’s chosen avatar – reigning WWECW Champion Bobby Lashley – in which the losing billionaire would have their head shaved. No doubt there was an appeal in wondering which of these heads would meet the razor blade… well, for some people, at least.

The fact that Wrestlemania 23 is known primarily for THAT encounter above all else paints a pretty grim picture of the overall WWE landscape. And unfortunately, that branding has inadvertently tainted this show somewhat, given how the reputations of both men are somewhat tarnished in recent years. And I’m going to be honest; I wasn’t too keen on revisiting this one for that reason alone. Watching the battle of two long-since disgraced individuals is about as appealing as watching a match between Jimmy Snuka and Chris Benoit in a Woman On A Pole match. If that very thought disturbs you, then good. I’m sharing the misery with everyone reading this thing.

In any event, I did watch the whole thing… and… well…

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Ramblemania Rewind 22 – WWE Wrestlemania 22 (2006)

Date: April 2nd, 2006
Venue: AllState Arena, Rosemount, IL
Attendance: 17,155

Fun fact: The theme song for this year’s Mania was Peter Gabriel’s hit song, “Big Time.” Which is a bit ironic because if there’s anything that Wrestlemania 22 felt like the least, it was “big time.”

I can recall this show not doing much for me back in the day. The card on paper was a bit lacking, they had just bumped the PPV price tag, and honestly, I was more excited for the returning Saturday Night’s Main Event show that was taking place… which ended up being a bust, but that’s another story, entirely. Now I do recall in the original Ramblemania posting saying that I felt this was a pretty good show in spite of the lack of anticipation, even if it did feature a couple things that bog it down a bit. This was also the first Mania after Eddie Guerrero passed away and… well, that’s relevant in our Smackdown World title match, which is a three-way.

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Ramblemania Rewind 21 – WWE Wrestlemania 21 Goes Hollywood (2005)

Date: April 3rd, 2005
Venue: Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA
Attendance: 20,193

Wrestlemania 21 Went Hollywood in 2005… which meant we got a bunch of WWE Guys re-creating classic scenes from classic movies in order to promote this Wrestlemania 21 PPV, which is emanating from the Staples Center in LA… not quite a big stadium setting and not only that, but these trailers – and there were some good ones – did the biggest mistake any movie trailer can do; they show off all the best parts and so by the time you watch the movie, you’re going “That’s it?”

I don’t know where I was going with that, but in any event, we have Wrestlemania 21, which is notable for kicking off the next era of WWE by way of crowning two new champions who would carry the company for the rest of the 2000s. Just in terms of seeing new main event talent being coronated and established, this serves as an important show in that regard. It also helps that this show

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