A PPV tonight you say? Fuck if I knew that…
No dressing, no extended commentary on any of the matches. I’ll keep it as short and sweet as possible… here’re my picks for tonight’s PPV.
Ric Flair beats Mr. Kennedy.
Chavo Guerrero defeats CM Punk to retain the ECW title.
Undertaker wins the SMACKDOWN Chamber match.
HHH wins the RAW Chamber match.
Edge defeats Rey Mysterio to retain the World title.
This is the first time I’m going to flat out call for it, but the John Cena vs. Randy Orton match ends in a no-contest or screwjob finish. Orton retains.
That’s it. Later.
