RAW (June 13th, 2011) – Stone Cold Lost His Balls… And No Zack Ryder in Long Island RAW?

Been a while since I did one of these… of course, last night was one of those THREE-HOUR Raw deals (with another one coming NEXT Monday) and this was an All-Stars themed edition (complete with footage from the video game of the same name) which meant some old timers showed up… unfortunately, the only old timers of note were Stone Cold and Roddy Piper… who THANKFULLY kept his shirt when he wrestled a match with the Miz.

So here are some thoughts and highlights in no particular order

– So, it’s RAW. It’s from Long Island… and no Zack Ryder. Are you shitting me? The guy is on a roll with his Internet show and getting lots of steam with his show… and you don’t showcase him in front of his home crowd? Are you shitting me? What kind of stupid shit is this? Seriously, bro.

– This is what sucks about Awesome Kong/Kharma taking maternity leave for a year; we’re stuck watching the crummy Diva matches. On the bright side, however, it frees up time for a piss break.

– Stone Cold announces a three-hour RAW for next week and it’s apparently another one of those Viewers’ Choice deals… because that went SO well last year. And on top of that, Stone Cold pours beer over the GM laptop and runs over it with his ATV… yes, ladies and gentlemen, Stone Cold Steve Austin went from stunning Vince McMahon to destroying a computer with beer and an All-Terrain Vehicle… I wonder what Edge is thinking right now…

– I liked the interaction between Austin and CM Punk. Wasn’t much, but it was exactly what I expected… somewhat. I read that the live crowd got to see Austin give Punk a stunner after an attempt at a “Diet Pepsi Bash.” Would have been nice to see that unfold, but whatever.

– Randy Orton ejected from the arena… he’ll go to the papers if he has to…

– Hooray! John Morrison is back… oh wait, no he’s not. He’s unconscious… again. This was a waste of time that could have benefited someone else… someone from Long Island, perhaps? Maybe?

– Punk beat Cena! PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS! Doesn’t win the title, but WHO CARES? CENA LOST!

And that’s it. No love for Zack Ryder… or Little Jimmy.

VLOG – Suburban Knights… the new TGWTG project…

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So I just recently saw the teaser for the 3rd Anniversary Project of the That Guy With The Glasses website, which is apparently called Suburban Knights, and apparently from the gist of it, they’re on a quest and they’re wearing costumes… you don’t get to see a whole lot, but… yeah.

You know, just watching the teaser alone, I have a feeling that this is going to be on par with Kickassia as far as the overall quality goes and anyone who has read or watched my little review of Kickassia will know that this is not a good thing. With that having been said, however, I am actually cautiously curious to see how this one turns out… maybe this one will actually be good, for once… or maybe this will turn out to be a steaming pile of paper… who knows until the final product comes out?

All I know that I’m coming into this with very low expectations… that is, I’m willing to give a chance to entertain me and validate investing my time watching this project, but I am not going to buy into the hype or hold it in high regard. I think that was my mistake with Kickassia – I was expecting something amazing and ended up with paper… by the way, you can substitute paper with your expletive of choice… and yet the first anniversary project, which involved a bunch of people playfighting, was much more entertaining to me because I had no real expectations. It wasn’t any good, but it was pure stupid fun. And that’s what I liked.

So Suburban Knights… when it comes out… I will most definitely be watching, but I will coming in expecting this to be fall apart… I’m not saying it will, I’m not saying it won’t, I’m not saying anything that implies that I’m going to like or dislike this movie before I even watch it. I’m just saying that I have very low expectations as to how this turns out, which means if I get at least ONE good laugh out of this for the right reason or maybe even the wrong reason – because that certainly wasn’t the case with Kickassia – then it’s a step up from my vantage point.

So, Doug Walker and all you folks at TGWTG… please don’t fuck this up. It’s all I ask.

TNA Ditches Chyna Due To Chynese Porn

This.

So in an effort to show that wrestling matters, TNA has ceased talks with Chyna now that her brand-new porn film is being released soon… Chyna claims that TNA is missing the boat as a result, but truth be told, TNA already missed the boat. It’s called 1 Night In China.

Probably the smartest thing TNA has done yet.