Category: Slideshow Movie Reviews

How many grim Snow White movies do we really need?

I maintain that this is the worst movie in human history.

This movie teeters up and down at times. Some years, I like it. Others, not so much. This is a not so much year.

John Cena’s other cinematic collaboration with WWE… meh.

You know, if Steve Austin hadn’t walked out on WWE in 2004, he would have been stuck with The Marine. Thankfully, hotter heads prevailed.

It has the Rock in it… and also Karl Urban is in it… and that one girl from Die Another Day… what could possibly go right?

On the other hand, there’s also this pile of shit.

We should have uploaded this on a Tuesday to commemorate the day that Bison graced Chun Li’s father’s village with his great presence.

Basically recycled the audio from the VLOG I made on this movie, but it still counts as something of a review, so there…