Out of the shadows and off the deep end, Mr. Scott.
Category: Slideshow Movie Reviews
All the Slideshow Movie Reviews hosted on Dailymotion. An on-again, off-again series of movie reviews using still shots and stock music.
Slideshow Movie Review #56 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
This one definitely surprised me.
Slideshow Movie Review #55 – TMNT (2007)
The one CG Turtles movie before Michael Bay came along and gave us MOAR CG Turtles.
Slideshow Movie Review #54 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Oh dear… the original TMNT film trilogy didn’t exactly end on the highest of highs…
Slideshow Movie Review #53 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
The totally tubular sequel… or something.
Slideshow Movie Review #52 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Found some old audio for the old TMNT movies that I’ve turned into half-videos of sorts. No slideshow treatment – mostly movie poster with animated backdrop. I’ll make up for it later down the road.
Slideshow Movie Review #51 – Catwoman (2004)
Another recycled IMDB review… last one, I believe.
Slideshow Movie Review #50 – Doom: Annihilation (2019)
Quite frankly, considering the unevenness of these entries, I’m amazed that we’ve reached FIFTY of these fucking things.
And so OF COURSE, it’s the new Doom movie that’s straight to DVD. And if you have to ask how bad this movie is, try to recall the last time there was a video game movie that had a sequel with “Annihilation” in its title. Tell me how well that fared.
Slideshow Movie Review #49 – Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
Again, not all movies need a sequel twenty years later, especially if they’re this bad.
Slideshow Movie Review #48 – Independence Day (1996)
Maybe I should have reviewed the first StarGate… oh well.