Category: Wrestling Musings
All posts related to pro rasslin’ that isn’t covering specific shows or events.
Joey Styles On Victory Road
a 15 year old match of Jeff Hardy
as enhancement talent
on wweclassics.com.
I don’t what’s sadder – Joey Style’s wit or the fact that he sat down to watch a TNA PPV.
Hint: It’s the latter…
Oh, That Wacky Bret

Well, you have to admit… it’s a fairly accurate drawing.
Jeff Hardy
(2024 Update: Look, I wanted to have a nice looking banner for this thing, but since this is about one of Jeff Hardy’s lowest low points that made air, the only “nice” thing this deserves a recycled shot of Jeff Hardy’s atrocious TNA World title redesign. Believe me; if the thought occurred to do a banner at the time, it’d be far less pleasant.)
At Victory Road 2011, Jeff Hardy showed up stoned for work and caused the main event match between Sting and himself to be reduced to a 88 second squash match. The PPV ends with the Impact Zone audience chanting “BULLSHIT” and Sting, the reigning TNA World Heavyweight Champion, agreeing with them. I recently had a chance to rewatch the main event in question and it’s almost chilling to see an audience who usually cheers for just about anything that TNA will throw at them, piss on their product with great passion and anger… and even more so for the company’s top guy to agree with their assessment.
I did a video log a couple days ago, wondering what the mindset was in letting the match go ahead as it did and wondering how anyone in their right mind would legitimately believe that this was the absolute best way to end a PPV that people paid money for. Even days later, I’m at a loss to rationalise this as something beneficial and even TNA themselves couldn’t find a way to rationalise this thought process, which explains their offer to give those who bought the PPV six months free access to their OnDemand service, which was a rather nice gesture and something that took balls for them to admit that they delivered a less-than-stellar product.
However, the fact that TNA allowed Jeff Hardy to perform when he was in no condition to do so and to allow the PPV, which had been, in my opinion at least, a respectable PPV of varying quality up to that point, to end on such a sour note speaks volumes of the incompetence and ineptitude of the management that runs this company. And the really sad thing is that the warning signs of something like this happening were in sight for a long time. Jeff Hardy may be a hell of a performer when he’s in top form and the guy may have legions of fans, but it’s also no secret that the guy has heavy drug issues, reliability issues, and is also face drug trafficking charges that could seriously hinder what little he has left of a reputation.
There was a good reason why all of his three reigns as WWE World Champion lasted less than a month (with one reign barely lasting a minute) and there was also a good reason why WWE eventually let him go. And while it might have been due to Hardy taking the time to heal injuries, I think it would have been a matter of time before Hardy struck out with WWE’s Wellness Policy (he had already suffered two strikes) due to his substance abuse problems that have been well documented. He certainly would have been fired when he got busted on account of drug trafficking shortly after his “farewell” and stuck legal battles and court cases that are ongoing to this day.
TNA signed a guy who was convicted of drug trafficking and has drug issues, which often translate into reliability issues that could jeopardize the safety of those he works with in the ring as well as jeopardize the promoted show. And on top of that, TNA eventually made said convicted drug trafficker and addict their World Champion despite all the common sense in the world saying that this is a bad idea. And the thing is that there had been a couple occasions prior to the Victory Road debacle where Jeff Hardy had been unfit to work. Most notably at TNA’s Final Resolution PPV, where Hardy was reportedly “more offbeat than usual.” Hardy defenders had told people that this was due to travel fatigue, but I doubt that’s the only reason. I’d like to see the apologists try and spin this one because there’s NO way travel fatigue could be responsible for the main event people paid for at Victory Road.
And the truly sad thing is TNA will come out of this not having learned a damned thing. Oh, they issue a little offer to make up for their blunder to those who bought the PPV and I have applauded that move in a previous post (the only TNA post on this blog that ISN’T marked with the Total Nonstop Morons label) because it’s not often that a televised wrestling promotion would admit they gave paying customers a product that was below standards, but anyone who believes that the company has learned from this experience is being foolish. The first chance they get, they’ll eventually bring Jeff Hardy back and push him harder than ever before, giving him another World title run despite (or perhaps in spite of) what happened this night.
I truly hope that this isn’t the case and that TNA will actually use this as a wake-up call to make changes to their product, perhaps to something that might distinguish them from what has come before and something that might appeal to a wider audience and garner their product better ratings and buys… but my hopes aren’t high.
Disappointed by Victory Road? TNA Gives You Free Access To Their Archive
So I guess I didn’t miss much at the PPV if TNA was going to pull off this kind of deal.
In hindsight, I wish I had purchased the PPV this past weekend if I knew there was going to be a deal like this. And quite honestly, sending a receipt for a PPV whose main event ripped off everybody to get six months to their video vault ain’t too shabby. It takes huge grapefruits on the part of TNA to admit that their show wasn’t up to snuff (even though I enjoy parts of what I say outside of the main event squash) and an even bigger set to make up with an offer this generous.
Hey, remember when WWE gave us that December To Dismember PPV back in 2006? Remember them offering you six months of free OnDemand service following the abysmal response? Yeah, didn’t think so…
It’s one of those rare instances where I can’t slap the Total Nonstop Morons label onto this post because it’s actually something positive…
Go figure.
Cena’s Big Comeback
So the Rock just tore down in twenty minutes what WWE and John Cena had built for seven years with an electrifying promo. And what is Cena’s big comeback?

Eating a bowl of John Cena
Yeah… Sena Cucks.
On a sidenote, I have not watched the PPV. Can’t imagine having missed much…
2-21-11
Come on, it’s not like it’s a surprise or anything.
It’s just that time of year.
STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! To Host Tough Enough… WHAT?!!!
Apparently, WWE has tapped Steve Austin to host WWE Tough Enough… I honestly don’t know why they thought Austin was the absolute best choice for this. Personally, I think he should just be a trainer on the show and stun everybody.
In any event, good for me. Nice to see him get another TV show that he could make entertaining… sadly, this isn’t going to be a Nash Bridges where the show is still entertaining without him, but who knows what could happen? It’s Tough Enough from USA Network and not MTV.
Then again… maybe I shouldn’t raise my hopes here.
40 Men In A Royal Rumble? I Can Barely Sit Through 30!
So the word went out that this year’s Royal Rumble match will bump up the number of participants from the usual thirty to the big fat FORTY Superstars. That means more filler than ever before. Hurray.
I would probably reserve judgment until the actual Rumble match itself and assume that this is just a one-off thing to see if it would work. I don’t really see it taking off, though. Would they have enough talent to fill all the slots?
Look, the Royal Rumble match has worked just fine with thirty guys. And in all honesty, a few of them could be hard to sit through… like the 1999 Royal Rumble, for example. You know, the one that Vince McMahon won. Why bother adding another ten guys who don’t have a fucking chance in hell of winning to the mix?
Super Junior beats John Cena and SpoonyOne in MASHABLES
Super Junior, a Korean boy band whose name could easily pass for a luchador’s name, won the Mashable Awards’ Must Follow Personality award, beating the likes of John Cena and Noah “SpoonyOne” Antwiler. While Cena couldn’t overcome the odds in this category, he can take solice in two things:
1 – He still won the Mashable Award for “Most Influencial Social Good Champion Sponsored by Yahoo.”
2 – Spoony didn’t win. Therefore, no inane victory speech from him.
Oh well. Back to not caring.