It is the 31st of July in the year of our lord 2026… and it’s the time-honoured tradition of my declaration of not having watched the Section 31 streaming motion picture starring Academy Award winner Michelle Yeoh.
Yes, we are still doing this.
For how long?
As long as it takes…
As long as it takes what?
I don’t know. Until I feel like stopping.
Cool. And when will that be?
Fuck knows.
Oh.
All I know is that this amuses me.
Oh… fuck.
Yes.
I’m scared.
You should be, child.
