I can see it now.
Goldberg Complains About “Some Japanese Girl” Getting Better Send Off Than He Did.
Also, that big announcement John Cena teased is for another competition that nobody is going to care, but are going to pretend they do because the algorithm requires engagement… and Dauhausen’s mystery partner turned out to be a Minihausen.
I thought I told you clowns not to do mystery gimmicks anymore. They’re always disappointing and you suck at them.
This is where I remind people that I don’t have a Netflix subscription and have no such inclination to get one any time soon.
But, hey, that Ronda/Gina thing is next week, isn’t it? Maybe that’ll be a big hit or something… right?
Moving right along…