I wish that Atari had bought Activision…
Sure, they probably couldn’t handle Call of Duty…
But think of all those wonderful 2600 games they could have brought back to the fold.
Pitfall, River Raid, Keystone Kapers, Enduro…
Yes, even Dragster deserves another chance to shine…
But no, let’s give it to Microsoft so that Nintendo can get back Battletoads or something.
Fuck off.
Bye.
