http://www.today.com/moms/swapping-letters-candy-trick-or-treat-8C11493000
http://www.valleynewslive.com/story/23823811/woman-handing-out-letters-not-halloween-candy
Or you could, you know, NOT give anything at all?
Dumbass.
EDIT: It just occurred to me in the producing of the thumbnail that “The Fargo Witch” makes for an excellent handle to some trolling online dweller on some social media board somewhere. You’re welcome.
