2026 Note
A brief blurb written on the side and never posted… but it’s almost entirely about Smackdown, so it gets the Crackdown branding.
Show opens with the Boogeyman making short work of Nunzio and feeding him worms. Vito is glad he wasn’t the one getting the worms and apparently, neither are the billion people watching this match backstage… but who cares about all that shit? RANDY ORTON IS IN THERAPY…
That’s the big takeaway from this show. Randy is seeing a therapist… because he’s seeing Undertakers everywhere. We need to build towards this PPV or something. And all of this means that Randy hits Taker with an RKO and a bunch of chairs to bloody him up in an attempt to make you – the WWE fan – believe that Randy Orton has a shot in hell of beating the Undertaker in Hell In A Cell… good luck with that, son.
In other news, Batista and Melina have a thing backstage… which she believes means he drops the tag title match against MNM, but he says no deal and they have the match. Big Dave and Little Rey win the tag titles… at the risk of sounding crude or insensitive, that was funny… and sad for Melina.
Oh well… anyway…
