Who you gonna call? Someone else…
Tag: Kusoge
Japanese term for “shit game.” This tag applies to all reviews of games that could be considered quite bad. Some of these may even win a poop ribbon for their horridness. (Or just because a game annoys me so much.)
Review #1100 – Tron: Solar Sailer (Intellivision)
It took eleven hundred reviews to get to a game where I have to write down things that a computer told me to write down. Can I go back to playing BEE SEVENTEEN BAWMBEHR?
Screw it. No reviews next week, but the week after begins the October marathon. Quality stuff there, I promise you… not really.
Review #1099 – Tron: Maze-A-Tron (Intellivision)
Spoiler: This game is not a-maze-ing.
Next review (#1100) is on Solar Sailer, the last of the Tron INTV games. Why do I do this to myself?
Review #1089 – Platoon (NES)
To call this “fourteen years in the making” is a bit of a stretch, but that’s one long-standing name off the bucket list of mediocrity that has lasted longer than memory serves. Also, you’ll note that there’s no doggy tag in the corner of the video. No doggy – living or not – wishes to be associated with this thing.
Review #1061 – Street Racer: Tokyo Rush (Switch)
This turned out differently than I expected…
Review #1060 – Street Fighter EX Plus Alpha (Super NES)
Last leg of boot for a while. Next week, we finally tackle the actual Nerd games.
Review #1058 – Mario 3: Around The World (Mega Drive)
Oh goodie… another Mario pirate…
Review #1057 – Mario 4: The Space Odyssey (Mega Drive)
Courtesy of Mother Russia…
Review #1055 – Captain Planet And The Planeteers (Mega Drive)
This game would’ve been ten times better if you could turn everyone into a tree… nobody is going to get that.
Review #1046 – Sorcerer (Atari 2600)
Is it a sorcerer or a fire fly? Does it really matter?