Yeah, it’s real. Yeah, it’s not the same as before.
But a guy/gal with a whip fighting monsters… and you can strike the whip in multiple directions?
And it’s not restricted to Playstation?
Sold.
Yeah, it’s real. Yeah, it’s not the same as before.
But a guy/gal with a whip fighting monsters… and you can strike the whip in multiple directions?
And it’s not restricted to Playstation?
Sold.
Welp… we didn’t end things as intended, but on the other hand, aren’t you glad that we’re closing out 2025 on a slightly less miserable note than if we had done Ecclesia?
Anyway, here’s what a potential DS review would look like; old-school, rough looking camcorder shots with low audio quality. If you would like more of that, then I openly question your sanity… but we’ll see how it goes regardless.
Blame it on last minute X-Mas needs and delayed medical treatments taking longer than usual… as well as a much needed nap to catch up… but we got this out later than never… or is it better than nothing? In any event, we begin our descent into Dominus with the dawning of sorrows.
I’ve taken the liberty of asking ChatGPT how Gordon Ramsay would react to Castlevania Wall Meat. This is the response I was given…
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A day late, but a day late with care… or something.
An impromptu live stream where I play Castlevania and Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest off the NES Classic Edition.
The one set in the future for fuck’s sake.
Koji Igarashi’s debut GBA Igavania is… a thing that exists… or a precursor to supposed greatness… your choice…
So yeah, the Advance Collection came out and it’s fine. Considered using that for HD quality footage, but that would take a long time and these reviews are ready to go now, so you get vintage footage, instead. Enjoy.
Oh yeah… we’re going there.
Honestly, the fact that we’ve gotten to the point where I can feel comfortable sharing my true feelings on games that are considered bonafide classics and not giving a fuck about the backlash is rather gratifying. I mean, look. I’m not getting to Youtube superstardom or anything like that. Not aiming for that. I’d rather be me and have a few folks around to watch me share “bad” takes than a whole bunch of yes-person stragglers subscribe because I said something they agreed with.
So, no, I don’t hold Symphony in high regard. I still think it’s a good game, but this is one relic I refuse to worship for the sake of… what? I don’t know.
Anyway… moving on.