This is a jam up game.
Review #1102 – Name This Game And Win $10,000! (Atari 2600)
Just pray that they announce a winner before going out of business… oh wait.
State Of The Blog – October 2024
Another month in the can, another state of the blog to kick things off… for real, this time. And with some genuine, honest-to-goodness updates and schedules set in actual stone and stuff… with some fun stuff to look forward to (for once…)
Anyway, more details after the break for those who care…
Review #1101 – Alien (Atari 2600)
In space, nobody can hear you do the Pac-Man dance with triplicate xenomorphs.
Been There Done That
You know, I’ve seen a lot of Marvel movie trailers over the decades (yes, we’re getting there) and this… looks like another one of those. Same kind of editing, same kind of “ominous” music, same twist on a popular-ish song, and a couple jokes tossed in for good measure. And… yay? I guess… I suppose…
This will likely appease the Marvelites who consume this content like crack cocaine, but as for me… eh, I’d wait for home video if they still made those and video stores were still a thing that I can rent these things from, but since they don’t exist and honestly, I haven’t had much interest in anything MCU-ish since Endgame, I don’t think I’ll be missing much.
People up in arms against AI for robbing creative people of work… but given the recent string of Hollywood content, it would’ve been nice if those creative people were actually involved in the making of these things instead of the same hacks who regurgitate the same drivel over and over again, but with slightly different skins to make it seem different and palettable enough to different groups of people – take your pick, that could apply to anybody these day.
Give me something engaging on a regular basis and I’ll champion the fight against AI. But at the moment, from what I’ve seen on the horizon, AI would be an improvement at this point.
Armed Anderson’s Glock Is Three Years Old
Three years ago, on this very day, Arn Anderson cut one of his most memeworthy promos on AEW television. Wrestling fans of an older generation know him as the Enforcer of the Four Horseman, constant associate of “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, and a hell of a wrestler in his own right. But to a new generation of fans, he’s the guy who threatened to pull out a gun and spill Cody’s brains all over the concrete in an effort to motivate the bastard.
Hey, it took about three years, but he finally got through.

Now, he’s ready for the Rock at Mania… or maybe Jacob Fatu… probably even Zilla…
Just don’t give us another Solo match. The math simply doesn’t work.
Playstation 5 Pro: I Don’t Need One Nor Do I Want One
I’m going across Engadget’s gaming section and I notice the above headline, which I’d imagine is a hype article for Sony’s upcoming marginal upgrade to the Playstation 5 that constitutes a “Pro” label and a price hike. The article itself does specify that those who are content with their current PS5 console don’t need a Pro, but for those who want more… well, your mileage may vary on that count, but I haven’t been sold on a PS5 Pro just yet.
Point being that I don’t need a PS5 Pro. I don’t even have a PS4. There’s nothing on there that has me going “this is a must have right now” rather than “let’s wait ten more years before I can buy one at a swap meet for fifty bucks.” Hell, I’ve got TWO PS3s on hand – the slim model that I bought a few years back and the OG model with PS1 and PS2 backwards compatibility – and neither has seen much in terms of playtime.
I’m not saying no one should buy this thing. If the PS5 Pro’s offerings interests you and you have money to spare, then by all means, go for it. But at that money, you can buy a decent PC and do much more with it. Not saying that as a PC Master Race thing – I just more value for my money, especially if it’s a lot of money being spent on one thing.
Anyway, tomorrow’s a Gimmick Table out of nowhere. Wish me luck.
TNA Impact (Sept. 26th, 2024) – Kaz Is Good, But Not As Good As Joe Hendry
Yes, we’re posting some quick Impact thoughts the night after… because I’ve got nothing else at the moment. Also, yes, this was quickly written at five in the morning because reasons…
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AEW Dynamite Grand Slam (Sept. 25th, 2024): Featuring Desmond Wolfe Vs. Lloyd Boner
Well… after a long time coming, we’re finally getting the long-teased Desmond Wolfe vs. Lloyd Boner match.
Yes, Grand Slam from a much emptier Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York featured Bryan Danielson defending his World title against Nigel McGuiness, who made a surprise appearance at the All In Gauntlet match and is now a World Title contender despite not having wrestled in over a decade or so. Also, Darby Allin puts his World title shot on the line in a match against Jon Moxley for… some reason, and finally, Tony Khan gets a new neckbrace.
That last one is a lie, but we’re using the old meme banner for Dynamite, even though I actually thought that this was a great Dynamite show.
Nope.
A certain documentary regarding a certain disgraced former wrestling promoter recently premiered on Netflix this past week. No doubt it was the talk of the town among all the wrestling circles hoping to get more out of the most enigmatic yet successful wrestling promoter of all time, as well as the mainstream media pundits who decided to put up with the wrestling nonsense so they can cover another sex scandal involving a rich old white dude.
The most I watched was the trailer and that’s it. By the time the series premiere, my Netflix subscription that I chose to not renew had expired and I was left out in the cold. Not that I was clamoring to watch this thing in the first place, but I figured that the documentary would touch on most of the bases (the rise, the controversies, the scandals, and some of the allegations), but honestly, I figured that while this wouldn’t be the usual WWE puff piece that the old McMahon DVD was, it wasn’t going to offer anything that anyone who has followed wrestling for decades didn’t already know already.
Apparently, that’s the general consensus of what I’ve heard. Wrestling fans won’t get much out of it unless they haven’t been in the news loop and those hoping for more juice on the current situation involving McMahon will not find any satisfaction there. I’d imagine that Vince’s attempt to distance himself from the documentary due to the skewed picture it paints probably did more to attract attention and viewers to the project, but the audience of Netflix is not the audience of WWE. The audience of Netflix is not putting Vince on a pedestal like much of the WWE fanbase would.
Documentaries are never entirely truthful. Some are more truthful than others, but almost all of them are usually built on a narrative and naturally, everything is skewered to fit that particular narrative. Do I expect this thing to be completely truthful? Not really considering the subject matter, but at the same time, this isn’t a WWE production… it’s most certainly not a Vince McMahon production, which means it’ll be more honest than most. It’s all sensationalism at the end of the day and the fact that it’s coming out at all despite the current situation (that’s my euphemism for that whole deal) is something to be… applauded, I guess?
So… yeah, my Netflix expired and I’m in no hurry to give this thing a watch any time soon. Not when I have so much other stuff to do in the interim… like watch that Grand Slam show from AEW featuring Desmond Wolfe vs. Lloyd Boner.