Review #481 – Batman Returns (Game Gear)
WWE Extreme Rules 2016
Look at that. Another May PPV from WWE. And it’s EXTREME! I guess…
Anyway, some random thoughts and results.
New Star Trek Beyond Trailer… Now This Is More Like It
Janet Maslin once started her 1982 review of Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan with the words, “Now this is more like it.” The same can be said for this second trailer, which does a far better job of selling the upcoming (3rd in the current series/13th overall) film than the controversial teaser released months ago. Your mileage may vary, but as far as I’m concerned? This is more like it.
James Rolfe Refuses To Watch The New Ghostbusters. Meanwhile, Mike Matei Takes A Dump…
Original article can be found here.
So one guy decides he’s not going to watch or review the upcoming Ghostbusters movie and people decide to lose their shit… And apparently, this is enough to qualify as a “news” story. My faith in modern journalism would’ve been shattered and destroyed forever if it had existed in the first place. As such, I merely shrug my shoulders and go back to playing Doom…
Doom, as in the old one from 1993, not the new one from 2016 that I have no intention or desire to buy at the moment, mostly due to concerns that it won’t run well on my rinky-dink PC… the high price tag doesn’t help matters, either. Say, I wonder if this will be a news story that will flip some poop patties.
Oh, and for those who cares, there’s another trailer for this movie out and can be accessed on the same page. Haven’t seen it yet, but people say it still looks awful, so I guess that’s what we’re going with.
In other news, Mike Matei took a dump. Reports are conflicting as to whether the stool was light or dark colored. We’ll have more details as the news break out and if you believed any of this to be true, then I’ve got twenty acres of grassland in Antarctica that I’ll sell you for real cheap.
If you want my thoughts on this Ghostbusters 2.0 thing, I wrote a post back in March expressing my thoughts on it. I don’t remember what I wrote, but it must have been important enough to turn into an essay of sorts. You can check that out here.
Silly Doodle – The Internet Is Stupid.

Review #480 – Laser Blast (Atari 2600)
Review #479 – Rocky: Super Action Boxing (Colecovision)
WWE Payback 2016
A little late to the dance with this one, but I just got around to rewatching the show and I’d figure a fresher take was in order so…
As per the case when I usually do these things, I don’t watch the pre-shows and therefore I don’t talk about the pre-show. Also, I’m not going to touch the opening tag match where Enzo Amore suffered that nasty injury since there’s not much to talk about. I suppose we could say it’ll give Big Cass a chance to shine on his own and we know how Vince loves his big guys. All snark aside, shout out to Enzo, hope he comes back in one piece.
Review #478 – Galaxian (Colecovision)
For those wondering, I just uploaded last year’s Galaxian (Colecovision) review onto both Youtube and ZippCast. Other than intro and end credit changes, no other edits exist.