Solder Gal To Sell Consoles… Let’s (Not) Talk About It

Solder Gal, the world’s most popular female rapper in the entire universe, is making a video game console.

Or rather, Solder Gal is just selling the consoles at her website, Solder SisTem. For approximately eleventy billion dollars, you can get a knock off game console preloaded with 200 built-in games, all of them emulated versions of actual video games that Solder Gal more than likely doesn’t have the rights to sell. On top of that, the console doesn’t even emulate the games featured properly, as some have low frame rates, run slowly, and some even glitch out the graphics.

Something like this deserves to wither away and die, but because it’s Solder Gal selling these stupid things, we’re going to have every single dumb fuck on the Internet talk about it. Whether it’s that cucumber-eating fatass at ReviewTechTitties, those two jackasses on the Cup Podcast, or every other article on that fucking NintendoLoveRoms news site who think some shitty fan art is a worthy news item, this shit is going to be circulating through the media rounds for the next five years and become a meme for stupid Youtube comments for years to come.

The moral of the story: don’t give this moron attention.

The Punisher (NES) Complete Playthrough

From 2009, my complete playthrough of The Punisher for NES. Originally recorded on VHS tape, then transferred to DVD Recording, then ripped to less than stellar quality and turned into a medium quality video with half the frames missing.

Oh, and this was played on an FC Twin clone console. No commentary.

WCW Sin (January 2001)

So WCW in 2001 was in pretty dire straits. They’re about to be sold, they supposed get bought out by one group but then not really, then their TV gets cancelled and finally they get bought by WWF. But apparently, the last few months of TV was actually tolerable compared to what came before. So this month, we’ll be looking at the last three WCW PPVs ever conceived – unless you want to count that Super Slow-Down show from Australia last year. And then after that, who knows?

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A Preview For Next Week’s Ramble Video

Despite numerous ATGames products, the Sega Genesis Flashback stands tall as the premier shelf stuffer in Wal-Mart… and even after about a year of being a dust collector, still hasn’t been discounted from its $100 CDN price tag.

Playstation Old Stuff got discounted after four weeks on the market.

Think about that for a bit.

Royal Ramble 2019

Sorry for the week-long delay, but sometimes when you’re doing a ten-hour WWE PPV that is a sloth to sit through, you need a couple days to digest this whole thing. I tried watching this live, tapped out, eventually gave up and didn’t pick things up until a couple days later.

Fun fact: This is the first WWE PPV that I’ve attempted to watch in its entirety since perhaps Extreme Rules? Hell In A Cell? I don’t even remember now. There was that Super Slowdown show from Australia, but I think that was on tape delay or something. In any event, this was the first show that I laid my back on the couch to watch… the perfect position to be in when a show puts you to sleep. But did it do that?

Let’s find out…

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DTM House Show – Playing Outrun 2019 In 2019

For anyone asking, I opted not for the original Febtober Bytes, but the rather unoriginal but otherwise entirely accurate “Playing Outrun 2019 In 2019.”

We open with an encore presentation of my old Outrun 2019 review from 2012, I think. Only now it has a new introduction. And then we’ll do a playthrough of the game on higher resolution means… and because it’s 2019, it’s timely.

If the annoying talking annoys you, I’ll be uploading a gameplay-only version next week.

Ten Pounds Of Hemp

So this is it… the eco-friendly WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt… and it’s already more distinguished than the toy belt held by Abeyance.

In all seriousness, I love this belt; it’s wonderfully hideous. It’s a creative twist to the custom title, looks somewhat homemade despite the wood panels, and probably stinks a weed bit. And while this might seem like a joke for some folks, at the very least, when Daniel Bryan Danielson eventually loses the title, we’ll simply revert back to the previous title belt and move on with our lives.

That red belt, on the other hand? Then, now, forever… a joke.