JDF and CM Punk To Finally Fight

And so it came to this, didn’t it?

After all this time, the fisticuffs will fly and two “iconic” legends will be in the ring for the first time after a long time of… mostly one-sided talks.

Jay Dee Eff… public nuisance and self-proclaimed Greatest Ranger of All Time.

Cee Em Punk… wannabe UFC fighter, former pro wrestler, and global asshole.

Finally, these two will be going at it and we have the details here…

Actually… no, we don’t.

Because nobody actually gives a shit beyond JDF and his mindless fanbase.

April Fools, everyone. Business as usual for the rest of the week.

WWE Crown Royal (2018 Saudi Show)

Happy April Fools, everyone. Let’s celebrate the occasion with a string of silly, stupid posts every hour. And we’re going to start with my musings of the Gooker Award winning extravaganza from Saudi Arabia, WWE Crown Royal!

WWE signed a deal with Saudi Arabia to produce two PPV events per year at the country for the next decade or so for a shitload of money. A shaky proposition on its own due to the country’s restrictions flying in the face of WWE’s so-called progression with its #LOLWomensEvolution and its “diversity” checklist… or whatever. But then Saudi officials got a journalist assassinated and all of a sudden, this show was becoming less attractive by the second to the point where the crowd actually booed the Undertaker during a promo when he mentioned the name of the event.

Pressure mounted all around for WWE to cancel the event and break their deal, but ultimately the company went ahead with its plans, citing that they wanted that sweet, sweet, Saudi money and they were willing to offend everyone to get ahold of that cash. To many, this was appalling behavior that didn’t deserve to be rewarded. To me, it’s par for the course with WWE, who isn’t above being tasteless and tactless in order to make a quick buck and try to remain relevant.

So… yeah, I didn’t watch this show back then. Set during the day so I had better things to do and no leg injury to keep me in bed, not to mention the allure of watching old men wrestle in the main event had no appeal to me in the slightest. However, because I lost a bet, I had to watch this show and record my thoughts on it to digital media. And so here we are…

Unfortunately, my thoughts were briefer than the show itself.

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The Irate One HATES Beyond The Grid!

Anyone remember Chris Bores?

You know, he of the Irate Neo Breakfast Is Ruined fame?
Well, some time ago, he posted the following thoughts on Facehole:
“Is anyone else out there reading the Boom Comics Power Rangers Comic? For God sake, who the hell green lit this “Beyond the Grid” storyline. It is a complete trainwreck. This was one of the comics I looked forward to reading every month. Now I have to wait 10 months for this damn thing to end. 10 months! Talk about a huge gamble gone wrong. It’s no wonder they press released the next story they are doing months before they normally would so they don’t completely lose their fanbase. Gah!! Makes me want to do an Irate Comic Book Show.”
You know… I’m not a fan of the current Beyond The Grid thing going on; there are some issues with the series that stifle my enjoyment, but I don’t think it was a complete trainwreck so much as it’s just not all that interesting… at least, not enough to endure the length it’s been given. Honestly, five issues was more than adequate before going back to the main team of which the book is named after and then if there was any real interest, you could turn that into its own book.
Now, Bores, on the other hand… look, I’ve no ill will towards the guy. I mock him at times, but only in good humor. But I read this reaction from him in regards to this one story and I’m like… Chris, why don’t you have a seat over there?
“Fine.”
Good boy, Chris. Now, what’s wrong?
“It’s this Boom Boom Power Grid thing. It’s a bunch of diarrhea dickwaffles!”
I see, I see… what were you planning tonight?
“What are you talking about?”
Well, you said you wanted to do an Irate Comic Book Show because of this one story.
“Well, it’s just an idea and I’m sure my fans will love it.”
So how do you explain these text messages?
“What text messages?”
You know, the ones you sent to Cousin Steve saying you’l [blank] [blank] his [blank] [blank]. [blank] [blank] [blank] [blank] [blank] [blank] [blank], you [blank] [blank] [blank].
“Wait a minute! I never send that! That was Evil Gamer!”
Okay, Chris. Go ahead and head out that door.
“Fine! I’m outta here, I gotta go shoot some more Puppet Ste… er, I mean, spend the next five years filming the next edition of Chris Neo and… wait, what the fuck are all these cops doing?! Hey, get your hands off me! I didn’t do anything! DON’T TASE ME, BRO MAN!”