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Review #611 – Double Dragon (PSX)

Despite beliefs to the contrary, there is no BJ theme to be found in this game.

Nobody is going to get that.

Steampunk Tetris… self-explanatory and non-infringing on the Tetris company’s IP… or is it?

Yes, this is a remake of an old Atari game where you moved a blaster thing to kill a centipede thing. What else were you expecting? Derp.

The final of three weekend reviews… and it’s Pong.

Sam Jackson can rest easy. There are no snakes on this plane.

The first of three quick reviews for the weekend and we begin with an oldie but goodie.

Dhey haz fite?
Dhey haz fite.

Yippee.

Why do people like this game?

The one that nobody likes, apparently… I don’t know why, though.

Mario got his doctorate from the same school that Tommy Oliver got his from.

Nobody is going to get that.

Deliberations Of A Tease – Power Rangers #0
Got a chance to check out the recent Power Rangers #0, which is basically a freebie given away as part of another giveaway event or … Continue reading "Deliberations Of A Tease – Power Rangers #0"
Review #1321 – Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Game Boy)
For anyone who cares about such things, there’s a new Star Wars movie coming out today. The first one since the last one whose name … Continue reading "Review #1321 – Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Game Boy)"
AEW Dynamite (May 20th, 2026) – Double Go Or Nothing At Home
It’s the go home for Double Or Nothing coming up this weekend, which means let’s have the obligatory opening party match seeing the Bucks Of … Continue reading "AEW Dynamite (May 20th, 2026) – Double Go Or Nothing At Home"
The Prerequisite Star Wars Ambivalence Post
There’s a new Star Wars movie tomorrow… I should be excited, no? Except… not really. It’s a TV movie that they decided to put into … Continue reading "The Prerequisite Star Wars Ambivalence Post"
Review #1320 – Battle Royale (TurboGrafx-16)
In hindsight, I missed a trick by not replacing the manager’s breasts with Maya’s head, but then again, it’s 2026 and nobody is going to … Continue reading "Review #1320 – Battle Royale (TurboGrafx-16)"