Category: Musings

CM Punk Retains Title Over Blow Up Doll

Roaming and unemployed WWE World Champion Cee Emm Punk was spotted in an alley in downtown Chicago wrestling against a giant blow-up doll.

Onlookers reported that while Punk was taking a short cut through the alley, he was ambushed by the doll via splash off the top of the building. Miraculously, the doll wasn’t critically injured in the fall, but Punk took the attack as a challenge for his one true WWE championship. The fight lasted a good two minutes, with Punk attempting to lock-up with the doll before giving up and using a pin to pop the balloon, much to the concernation of the crowd.

The crowd soon cheered loudly, as Punk raised his championship title into the air and shouted “I’m the best in the world, pal! Nobody can stop me! BRING ON PEPSIMAN, BITCHES!”

At the moment, Pepsiman has not responded to Punk’s challenge.

Superman Is Single Again…

According to this USA Today article, writers feel that Superman is a more interesting character when he’s not married… because, hey, if you can’t tell interesting stories with a character, retcon their marriage. Because God forbid we make an actual effort in trying to make this work even though it’s worked for the past decade or so… bunch of hacks.

Then again, this is supposed to be a reboot, so whatever…

But you know what hasn’t been rebooted? Even in the New 52, CM Punk is still WWE Champion.

CM Punk Successfully Defends WWE Title Against Piston Honda

(The following piece is a work of fiction.)

Unemployed WWE champion CM Punk, who was lasted spotted attending a Chicago Cubs game while tonight’s edition of WWE Monday Night Raw was running a tournament to crown a new WWE champion… which he found ridiculous since he alone has the championship title, has had his first successful title defense when he soundly defeated former 2-time WVBA Minor Circuit Heavyweight Champion Piston Honda in a hotly contested Punch-Out match.

Punk, who had won the WWE Championship by defeating John Cena last night on his final contractual WWE event, immediately went hold and place his title in cold storage while facing off against Honda-san in a fierce match-up that saw Punk take down the legendary veteran in two rounds on a TKO. We anxiously await Punk’s next WWE Title defence, which is rumored to be against Edmund Honda, who has vowed revenge for Piston’s defeat.

We’ll have more news as this becomes available.

Review #044 – Star Trek: The Next Generation (NES)

(2025 Update: New video upload with new title card and slight edits.)

Space… the final frontier of mediocrity. These are the simulated voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her continuing mission… to endure tired, repetitive campaigns. To engage in futile struggles with limited lifesigns. To boldly… why bother finishing the rest?

VLOG – Picked Up The WCW Nitro DVD

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Kinda sad that they had to condense six years worth of history onto a single 3-disc set, but for the most part, I actually liked this one and thought it was a pretty good compilation. I’ll probably go into further detail in a VLOG or something, but there’s quite a bit of good stuff here. Some stuff I can recall watching back in the day (the Lex Luger World Title win, the Bret Hart/Goldberg encounter in Toronto, the dreaded Fingerpoke Of Doom being a few examples) and then there’s stuff that I missed the first time around that I’m actually surprised they put in, such as the whole “reboot” segment in 2000, the Sting/DDP World title match where Sting would have a one-hour title reign before dropping it back to DDP on the same night, and the other Triple-Decker Cage Match.

If there were any complaints with the content, it’s that three discs isn’t enough to showcase some of the amazing stuff that WCW Nitro had produced during its tenure, and even during its final, limping days, there was just some good stuff hidden in there.

All in all, this is a nice little set. Here’s hoping they do a second set.