Category: Commentaries

All my commentaries – written or video – collected under one parent category.

Classic Bite Commentary #40 – August 23rd 2003 (and bonus material)

(2014 Update: The following post originally featured Hulk Hogan inadvertantly gave away spoilers for taped editions of Impact Wrestling. The video in question has since been removed, so in its place, I posted another Bite commentary, along with a couple additional bits that were posted days later, but weren’t long enough to merit their own individual posts. As per the case, any modern reflections is added in bold)

Hello, young whippersnappers. I’m back after a busy couple of weeks. I assure you, however, that the tardiness of this commentary has nothing to do with the virus going around… but it’s the hottest thing since the east coast power blackout!!! Which means it’s not hot at all, but it sounded so good I’ll say it again…

THE HOTTEST MOTHERFUCKING THING SINCE THE EAST COAST POWER BLACKOUT!!!

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Classic Bite Commentary #38 – July 14th, 2003

Good morning. Sorry I didn’t post last week’s Bite on schedule, but it’s up now. Unfortunately, you may not want to read it, so… Things have been pretty hectic this past week and thus all my plans were put in the back burner. Anyhoo…

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Classic Bite Commentary #36 – June 30th, 2003

Good morning, kiddies. Yep, it’s a coincidence that there’s a post up today. I had a post up just 365 days ago on this very date. Amazing, isn’t? I am hoping to keep this thing on a weekly basis as opposed to every 4 days or 2 months or whenever I feel like it, because then commentaries would last longer if it featured a week-in-review as opposed to… well, Tuesday in review, which can be read anywhere else.

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Classic Bite Commentary #35 – May 27th, 2003

Hello, folks. How’s it going? You’ve probably noticed that I removed all the 2002 commentaries from the site, including the Bite Bible. It’s a waste of space anyway – it’s not like nobody reads them anyway.

In a few weeks time, The Bite is one year old. I’m planning something special for the commentary.

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Classic Bite Commentary #32 – May 2nd, 2003

It’s May 2nd. It’s The Rock’s birthday, you stupid son of a bitch.

A long delay between commentaries… I apologize. I was supposed to have TWO commentaries up prior to this one, but forgot to upload them. Hey, it happens. Anyway, I uploaded one of the lost commentaries up.

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Classic Bite Commentary #31 – April 28th, 2003

Hey kids. How’s it going? Sorry about not posting my Backlash predictions or another Bite article on time, but I forgot. In any case, I’ll probably post up match results some time near the end of the week.

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