It’s about saving Mary, I guess…
Tag: Atari VCS
Review #1121 – Tanks But No Tanks (Atari 2600)
This video tanked the upload… hence the later time.
On the bright side, no more tank puns.
Review #1103 – Dark Chambers (Atari 2600)
This is a jam up game.
Review #1102 – Name This Game And Win $10,000! (Atari 2600)
Just pray that they announce a winner before going out of business… oh wait.
Review #1101 – Alien (Atari 2600)
In space, nobody can hear you do the Pac-Man dance with triplicate xenomorphs.
Old Tommy Interview Ages Poorly (And It's Not JDF!)
Source: https://www.videogameschronicle.com/features/interviews/intellivision-amico/
Ataribox Delayed Again… This Time Due To Coronavirus
Anyone remember Ataribox? Of course, you don’t, but here’s the latest update for those who care.
IndieGoGo backers who contributed close to three million dollars to the Ataribox crowdfunding campaign and hoping to receive their brand spanking new systems next month after several delays… will have to wait a little longer since the release has been delayed again. This time due to the recent Coronavirus outbreak that has claimed over 1000 lives to date and it’ll be a while before the production plants will resume operations.
This is not the sort of thing you’d like to make a joke around; clearly, this latest delay in a series of them is out of the hands of Atari. It’s nature at work in this regard. But if the Coronavirus is a legit reason for the delay and not just a cover story for a delay that was going to happen anywhere – because I’m sure some folks will feel that – but I will give Atari the benefit of the doubt and assume the delay is nature’s fault.
So, hopefully, once everything is settled, Atari can get to release the console that they sold to people… and hopefully not delay the thing again because they need to defer money to their hotel business.
Think I’m joking? Boom.
https://hoteltechnologynews.com/2020/02/in-launching-its-first-hotels-featuring-immersive-virtual-reality-experiences-atari-isnt-playing-games/
An UK Publication Reminds You That Ataribox Is A Thing
I’m confounded by the lack of news regarding Ataribox. Isn’t it supposed to be out a few months?
Speaking of Atari, I’ve played my Atari 7800 for the first time in a long while. First game I fired up was Enduro. Good times.
And yes, there will be Atari reviews… they need love, too.
From The Archives – Ataribox Ramble Script… Or Some Of It.
Note: The following is a partial write-up for a DTM Rambles that I was going to do on the Ataribox campaign. For some reason, that video never came to be and everything has been quiet on the Ataribox front, so I figure… “Fuck it. Just put what I have up here and be done with it.”
Maybe if something comes of this Ataribox project that’s worth talking about, I might revisit it. For now, I offer a sample of what could’ve been… or never was… or something.
Continue reading “From The Archives – Ataribox Ramble Script… Or Some Of It.”
Gameband Officially Cancelled…
![]() |
| Pretend that Steve Austin is the Gameband people and that Vinny Mac is the suckers who gave them money. |
So, once upon a time, there was a thing called Atari Gameband that was kickstarted because people are stupid. A gaming watch? Sure, I’ll go with that. Somewhere along the way, Gameband lost its Atari branding because even the clueless putz running today’s shell of the former company had the sense to get away from that nonsense and focus on their Linux machine disguised as a video game system. Now Gameband is officially cancelled and all those suckers who donated money might not even get a refund.
You poor, deluded fools.
All failed mocking aside, I feel bad for the folks who donated money to this thing… well, almost. And it only serves to reinforce why I have a hard time putting my faith (and dollars) into these crowdfunding bits unless the people holding it have something of a track record behind them. I’ve contributed to a couple of these things and can say that I’m satisfied with what I’ve got… but only because they’ve delivered goods in the past and proven trustworthy as a result.
Atari started a Kickstarter for their gamewatch thing and then bailed on the people making it. And despite their so-called runaway success with Ataribox’s campaign, nigh a word was mentioned since then beyond a couple signings here and there. And then there was attempt to get investors to send them money so they can release a mobile version of Roller Coaster Tycoon onto Switch despite the mobile versions being reviewed poorly. Not quite a track record worthy of forking over money.
A shame, really. That would’ve been a neat gimmick for people to presumably mock and not actually buy.
