MOVIE REVIEW – Street Fighter (1994)

Street Fighter is a 1994 action-adventure feature-film loosely based on the 1991 hit arcade game, Street Fighter II. It has nothing to do with the Street Fighter series of films starring Sonny Chiba from the 1970s; this very important, very obvious fact is worth mentioning because despite the popularity of the Street Fighter franchise and the cult status of the Street Fighter film series, there are a small number of people who believe that there is a connection between the two… other than the fact that the two share the same name. I’m serious; those people exist.

In any case, whenever most people bring up Street Fighter to any Street Fighter aficionado, they tend to look down upon the movie because it isn’t entirely accurate to the original video games. Watching the movie, I sort of understand why. Whereas Street Fighter II The Game was about a number of fighters taking part in a global tournament, each with their own motivations and whatnots, the Street Fighter movie reconfigures the plot into a U.N.-esque military operation headed by the American Colonel Guile (played by Belgium Van-Damme) to rescue hostages from a terrorist group headed by General M. Bison (played by Raul Julia).

The end result of this shift in storyline is the reconfiguration of certain characters that is different from the source material. Rather than being friendly rivals, Ryu and Ken are now street hustlers and smugglers looking for a quick buck. Chun-Li is a news reporter with a camera crew of Balrog and Edmund Honda, rather than an Interpol agent, an agressive boxer banned from the sport (although that detail is brought up in a scene), and a champion sumo wrestler respectively, Dhalsim is apparently a scientist for some reason, T. Hawk is actually scrawnier in comparison to his roided-up video game original counterpart, and the Brazilian beast Blanka is actually a mutated version of Guile’s best friend, Charlie… who would eventually be introduced into the Street Fighter Alpha series of fighting games later on and be a derivative of Guile’s fighting style as opposed to having anything to do with Blanka… whose real name is actually Jimmy… which is the furthest thing from a Brazilian name there could be.

Yeah, it’s easy to see why the hardcore fans would hate on this movie.

If you were to put aside the numerous inaccuracies and liberties taken in porting the source material to the silver screen, you would find a film that has its shining moments among the layers of cheese and camp. Some of the set-pieces were rather nice and did a good job in depicting war-torn country and a makeshift command center. Some of the costume work was rather nice (Bison costume especially) and there was some attempt to make these actors look like their video game counterparts – with varying degrees of success. The action sequences were pretty cool with plenty of explosions, and the fights were somewhat serviceable, given the varied experience of the cast. And hey, they even managed to toss in a couple moves from the game – albeit in a limited or drastically altered state… but it’s the thought that matters. Funny how a much later live-action adaptation attempt missed this mark

Some people have issues with Guile being the focal point of the movie and thus the guy who defeats Bison. I would admit that Van-Damme as Guile… meh, not the best choice, but he does what he can with the material given… and that cheese has to come from somewhere. But setting aside the casting choice… in my mind, it made perfect sense for an American production studio to place the American soldier in the protagonist role of their Street Fighter motion picture. Surely, if Russians had conceived a Street Fighter film, it wouldn’t surprise me if they made Zangief the hero of the story. Street Fighter II, at least at the time and long before the convoluted storytelling attempts and retcons that made the whole series plotline much more ridiculous than any third-party medium ever did, always seemed like a pretty open-ended tournament that had eight (later twelve, later sixteen, later thirty-something… ARGH!) possible outcomes.

I rather liked Raul Julia’s portrayal of M. Bison in this movie; he manages to convey while bringing some class and dignity to the role… something I felt was lacking in later, more truer interpretations of the character. The rest of the acting is rather hit or miss. But any scene involving Zangief and his backwards way of thinking did earn me a chuckle, so there’s that.

Overall, Street Fighter is a pretty okay movie. For what it gets wrong in terms of adapting the source material, it also provides some good, dumb, cheesy fun. If you’re willing to forgo any nitpicking tendencies and just want a decent action flick, then Street Fighter is a worthwhile choice. There are certainly worse movies out there, but this isn’t one of them.

DVD Review – The Best Of Power Rangers: The Ultimate Rangers (2003 DVD Release)

So we’re looking at the 2003 DVD compilation called The Best Of Power Rangers: The Ultimate Rangers, which collects some of the series’ best episodes or at the very least, the highlights. If I’m not mistaken, this is the first time that the Power Rangers franchise has seen a DVD release; unless the movie 2-pack had already been released around this time. In any event, let’s see how this DVD release stacks up.

THE GOOD: The disc collects five Power Rangers television stories; the two-part MMPR episode “White Light”, the two-part Power Rangers In Space finale “Countdown to Destruction”, the Lost Galaxy/In Space team-up episode “To The Tenth Power”, the Lightspeed Rescue/Lost Galaxy team-up episode “Trakeena’s Revenge”, and finally, the Wild Force episode “Forever Red.” In terms of the three two-part episodes, they have been edited to form a single, longer episode rather than two parts. For what it’s worth, you have some of the better Power Rangers stories presented here and while one could argue of more episodes being included, what they have here is fine… somewhat.

THE BAD: Not much in terms of bonus features; just a couple promos for other products and that’s about it. The set includes only one episode of the In Space/Lost Galaxy team-up and not the second episode. Also, there isn’t any sort of chapter selection where you can skip to a particular scene; instead, you skip episodes, so you’ll need to fast forward to reach a particular scene of an episode. The episode selection, while solid, also seems a bit random, as “White Light” seems tacked on for the sake of having an MMPR episode on there while the rest of the package were team-up episodes (though Countdown isn’t technically a team-up per se, it does feature characters outside the usual PRiS sphere of influence). Video quality also isn’t fantastic, as some noticeable grain and noise effects can be seen during sequences that feature lots of dark colors.

OVERALL: For a cheap-o DVD release, the Ultimate Rangers isn’t the worst thing out there as it collects five of the better Power Rangers stories up to that point. Arguments could be made as to which episodes should or shouldn’t have made the cut, but as a nice primer of the franchise’s high points and a collection of its best stories, it’s more than adequate. Fairly cheap, not bad, it gets the job done well enough.

RATING: 7/10

MOVIE REVIEW – Gigli (2003)

“Ever wonder how Uwe Boll feels when people crap on his video game movies without ever having watched them? He should try and sit through the J’Lo/Affleck mess called Gigli.

“I rented this movie once, hearing all the bad rap. Then I popped it in. Five minutes into the movie, I rewind the tape and brought it back to the video store. Five minutes into a movie and I hated it… what does that tell you about the rest of the movie?

“As years went on and I grew more of a spine, I eventually decided to sit through the entire movie… and after that, arranged for an immediate lobotomy so that I can purge all memory of this drivel.”

That’s how I started my imdb review posting back in October 2003… the movie came out in August… how could I have rented the video? Through the magic of instant cassettes… or a bootleg copy that I saw at a friend’s house. And yes, after watching more of this garbage, I certainly FELT like I’ve aged years. However, the last paragraph in that review holds very true.

“Gigli is pure garbage. There is not ONE single, solitary positive aspect to be found anywhere within this picture. There is not ONE aspect that can deem Gigli one of those “so bad it’s good” films that I’ll find enjoyment out of. If there is any high point to be found, it was ultimately sucked into the black hole of ineptitude that is Gigli, a film with an unlikable cast of “characters” or lack thereof, a convoluted storyline, terrible pacing, and an utter lack of chemistry among any of the cast. It’s just a mess of a motion picture that somehow got approved and shipped out for public consumption, reaffirming my lack of faith in humanity.”

I know what you’re asking. “Ah, Dave. Aren’t you being overly dramatic? It’s just a rom-com.”

Oh, you poor bastards. I’m not being OVERLY dramatic… if anything, I’m being OVERLY nice.

Gigli plays out like a shitty parody of a mobster movie. Ben Affleck has been in better stuff, he has done better performances, and this is neither. The same can be said for Jennifer Lopez or anyone else in this film. Was this a vanity project for the Bennifer couple or just something everyone was doing for the money and they weren’t even going to try. You can try and convince me of one or the other, but there’s no reason to believe that BOTH can’t be true at once.

There is no reason to watch Gigli. If you’re one of the many who skipped on this movie when it came out, continue to do so. And if anyone suggests that you need to watch this movie as a rite of passage, disown them. They don’t deserve to be part of your life… or any realm of existence for that matter.

Fuck this movie.

DVD Review – Power Rangers Fox Double Feature Set (2001)

One of my first DVD purchases was this Power Rangers Fox Double Feature, which collects the two movies; Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie from 1995 and Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie from 1997. Released as a double-sided DVD, both films include subtitles, a theatrical trailer, and a short behind the scenes video originally seen on older Fox VHS tapes. This DVD was released in 2001 and was the only semblance of Power Rangers on DVD until that Best Of compilation that was released a couple years after.

THE GOOD: You’re getting the two Power Rangers movies for the price of one, which is a pretty sweet deal from the get-go. And depending on your point of view, the films either held up extremely well or they were never good to begin with. The picture quality, for the most part, is pretty good and are presented in widescreen, which may or may not be a good thing depending on your point of view.

THE BAD: It’s a single, double-sided disc, which means you need to flip the disc in order to watch the desired film. I’ve always hated this idea because while it is cheap, it just means both sides are susceptible to scratching and easy damage. Not surprisingly, both movies skimp on extras, with only one theatrical trailer and a short making of vignette for each film. Quite disappointing since both had longer BTS specials that would’ve been a cool bonus. There’s also some weird cropping issues where there’s significantly less picture than the VHS releases, which seems odd. Oh, and the first movie is missing “Mighty Morphin” from its title, implying a UK cut or something to that extent.

OVERALL: It doesn’t take much to see that this is a pretty lazy package that’s assembled here with little care put to the final product. Still, both movies on DVD is still a pretty sweet deal, but here’s hoping that somewhere down the line, these films will either get individual releases or possibly released as a two-disc set, which would be preferable.

COMIC REVIEW – Superman (Vol. 2) #200

When Superman (second series) hit issue one-hundred a few scant years ago, the best thing the ol’ crew at DC could come up with for a great anniversary story was The Death of Clark Kent… which was an interesting concept in theory, but was nothing more than a long, drawn-out story-arc that had Superman dealing with another second-rate villain (Conduit) that was created in the week following a second-rate Crisis On Infinite Earths event (Zero Hour). Blah.

This year, Superman reached 200 issues. Yay. How should we celebrate this momentous occasion? Let’s call it The Last Superman Story.

It’s a giveaway, but you’ve read right. The title of this anniversary Superman issue is called The Last Superman Story… but if you’ve been checking out issues of Wizard or Previews, you’d know better. Hell, if you’ve read comics since the dawn of time, you know that they tried to kill off Superman one time and even THAT didn’t stick.

Of course, the hype over Superman’s 200th issue (again, second series) seemed to be focused around time travel and a “shocking” ending. But imagine what a fuss DC could have made if they promoted it as the LAST Superman story ever, only to have him come back a couple months due to unforeseen circumstances.

So when someone presents me with a story and calls it the LAST Superman story, I can’t help but wonder about that. The title does not detract from the quality of the work, which is actually fairly good. The overall plot of Superman 200 is your standard “trip to the not-so-pleasant future” type of storyline, but it’s actually alright. Nothing mind-blowing or anything, but it’s not terrible. It’s the typical Superman quality that most of us is used to these days. The art style isn’t to my liking, but it’s pretty damn good and the selective use of colors is okay.

As far as the ending, it goes on a road that very few people go through with a Superman story, but it’s nothing “shocking” by any means. It’s a good way to cap off this supposed “Last Superman story,” but promoting future Superman projects defeats the whole purpose of Superman 200 being the last one and thus the ending’s effect is lost. Still, pretend it’s shocking and you’ll probably be amazed that this is happening in DC canon and not in some Elseworlds story.

There’s also a couple of pages of bonus material featuring a couple of sketches, but it’s nothing you can find in an issue of Wizard or anything else of that sort.

Overall, the two-hundredth issue of Superman (second series, again) is an alright story and worth a read if you’ve been following the whole Futuresmith storyline, and chances are the collectors would want to pick it up in hopes that it will raise in stock in the coming years. If you don’t know what’s going on here, I’d advise you pick up some of the issues that go before this one or save your money for the obvious collected edition which can show up in a few months time.

In the meantime, I’m anxiously looking forward to issue 300 (second series once more), where DC will probably promote a bearded Superman flipping pizza dough in a shop run by the mob. Then again, anything is better than Superman having electric powers and dressed up as Captain Planet.

MOVIE REVIEW – From Justin To Kelly (2003)

Alert the medical profession – the cure for insomnia has been found!

Everyone knows Kelly Clarkson, right? That chick who won that American Idol ages ago and made a career for herself with a couple decent-selling albums? She seemed to do fine as far as I know. Don’t really follow her all that much (not my kind of music), but she’s making a career out of it, at least.

Lucky for her too, because Justin has been off the radar somewhat as of late.

In 2003, Kelly (the first Idol winner) and Justin (the first Idol runnerup) were shoehorned into a movie called From Justin to Kelly, without a doubt the best movie that ever put me to sleep… I’m not joking. I have rarely seen a movie which bored me to tears, but this takes the cake.

Maybe it’s because I’m not a big fan of the movie type where every one breaks into song for no apparent reason, but I’ve seen Grease and that didn’t put me to sleep. It probably wouldn’t help the movie’s cause any way, as it has a cliché plot, uninteresting characters, and acting that makes pre-school make-believe sessions seem like Shakespeare in comparison.

The only thing that could have saved this movie is Simon Cowell showing up after every song and berating the cast and crew for such a dreadful number. Oh well.

Moral of the story: when starring in rubbish like this, having a rack helps. Someone should have clued that Justin fellow in on that trade secret.

Please don’t watch this movie. It’s not worth your time.

COMIC REVIEW – Superman/Batman #1

Superman and Batman are stuck together in this new ongoing series. In all honesty, I’m rather split on the necessity to create another book for the Man of Steel or the Dark Knight, let alone one that features the both of them. It’s hard to tell if it’s really worth it to put these two guys together in an ongoing series. Of course, they did have an ongoing World’s Finest series a couple decades back, so a modern-day take on that idea probably wouldn’t hurt.

The first few pages is relatively simple. Half of each page dedicated to each of the two as their origins are retold in under 30 seconds, which is actually pretty neat. But then again, these characters don’t need five hundred different takes on their origin stories, even as an entry point because even most non-comic readers already know who they are. The story after that has the World’s Finest against Metallo, who’s causing trouble again. As a series opener, I have my reservations about the plot, but if leads to something bigger and better next issue, then it’s alright. Superman/Batman is fine color wise: the Superman moments are bright and colorful, while the Batman moments are dark and… not that dreary, but close enough. Ed McGuiness still does good Superman and his Batman is actually pretty good too, so no big surprise there.

The problem I have with this book is simple: it’s called Superman/Batman. That tells me it’s going to be mainly a Superman comic. That tells me it’s going to be a nice colorful book with a lot of bright moments. That doesn’t sit too well with me, because when you have a book that feature two opposites, there has to be some kind of balance between the two. It’s okay to have the colorful stories that fits Superman, but only if you can follow the dark tones that fits Batman. This first issue manages to balances things nicely, but it does still feels like a Superman book, not a Superman/Batman book.

Bottom line, Superman/Batman #1 is a good read that’s worth a look. I would probably recommend it to anyone who enjoys Superman comics, but wouldn’t go as far as recommended it to the Batman readers, because it is predominantly a Superman book… not that it’s a bad thing. Maybe the series will surprise me down the road, but for now, check this issue out. Worth your time.

GameFAQs Review – Vs. Gradius (Arcade)

Around the late-80s during the NES craze, Nintendo decided to take some of their top titles and convert them in arcade games. You had games like Vs. Super Mario Bros, Vs. Baseball, Vs. Castlevania, and others like that. The one addition that struck me as odd was Vs. Gradius, which is the NES port of the original arcade game Gradius. Curious. Out of all the NES games they could have converted to the arcade Vs system, they had to choose a game which started out as an arcade game… and a pretty good arcade shooter. In any case, I’ll review this game for what it really is: an arcade port of an NES port of an arcade game.

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GameFAQs Review – Vs. Castlevania (Arcade)

Argh! Too hard! Great game though…

Around 1987, Nintendo created several arcade games that each featured a slightly different Nintendo game. Some of the popular games at the time received this treatment. One of them, conveniently enough, was Castlevania.

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GameFAQs Review – Vs. Super Mario Bros. (Arcade)

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this game. For those unaware, there indeed is an arcade version of the original Super Mario Bros. video game. While mainly a gimmick by Nintendo to try and sell more NES systems, the arcade version is somewhat different from its home counterpart.

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