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Category: Video Game Reviews
All the video game reviews
Review #740 – Yie Ar Kung Fu (Famicom)
Explain to me why this stayed in Japan while we were stuck with drivel like Karate Champ or Urban Champion… probably because this isn’t Champion Kung Fu or something.
Review #739 – Star Trek Pinball (MS-DOS)
Why replicate an existing Star Trek pinball machine when you can just make your own? Probably because it’s a better bet.
Review #738 – Missile Command Recharged (Switch)
Atari should make more of these… while I should play this on PC, instead.
Review #737 – WWE 2K18 (Switch)
They really Bork Lazered this Switch port.
Review #736 – Vs. Wrecking Crew (Switch)
This wrecking crew is different from the other one…
Review #735 – Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)
This game is wizard.
Review #734 – Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)
None of it is real. Everything is fake.
Review #733 – Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels (SMB2J) (Famicom)
None of it is “real.” Everything is fake.
Review #732 – Vs. Super Mario Bros. (Switch)
Who exactly is versus Super Mario Bros? The world must know…