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So Chyna is featured in a porn parody of WWE. They had pictures previewing this thing, but the link’s been taken down. The only thing I could say is that the guy parodying Triple H doesn’t have a big enough nose.
Did anyone send her the memo as to why Vince wants nothing to do with her?
Anybody at all?
Fucking hell.
And before anyone asks… fuck no, I’m not watching this shit. I still bare scares from 1 Night In China. And the less said about THAT, the better.
Bobby Roode retains his world title at the main event due to shenanigans. Get this; Roode spits on special referee Sting’s face, who retaliates with a belt shot. Roode steps aside and Sting ends up hitting Hardy instead. Roode goes for the pin and Sting does the slow count for the win… GEE, HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS BEFORE?
TNA is just starting to not suck now.
Oh, and on a sidenote, I saw Garrett Bischoff show up on my TV and thought it’d be the perfect opportunity to take a dump. Man, that had to be one of the longest dumps I ever took. Imagine my surprise when Uncle Eric’s son was still on TV and in a match. Thus I sat through the rest of the match… which bored me to tears.
Are we sure Vince Russo isn’t heading creative anymore?
The fact that Daniel Bryan Danielson is still World Heavyweight Champion… unbelievable. In a match against two other big men, he managed to retain his title and hasn’t dropped it between PPVs. That is amazing. Could this be for real?
Piss off, kids. Let me enjoy the moment while it lasts…
WWE finally made use of their long-dormant, half-assed YouTube page and began to add new content, including Dolph Ziggler becoming WWE’s version of Ray William Johnson, an Inbox show, and Zack Ryder’s long-running YouTube show that got him noticed. So glad that WWE is giving fans great content. It’s just too bad you can’t share your thoughts on the show, since all comments have been disabled on their videos. What class, WWE.
Hey, say what you will about TNA and their product (and I’ve said my bit on their 2011 output) but at least they LET fans comment on their YouTube stuff. If nothing, that company seems very fan-friendly and I can’t really fault them for that.
(2014 Update: WWE has long since allowed for content and their YouTube page now has lots of classic matches and moments. Good stuff, actually.)
From CM Punk’s Twitter:
Nice moment… I give it about two days.
Reading material:
http://www.wrestlenewz.com/wrestling/wwe-news/chyna-now-stripping-at-clubs-jim-ross-not-at-tlc-ppv-tonight/
http://www.wrestlenewz.com/wrestling/wwe-news/austin-to-star-in-maximum-conviction-chyna-performs-at-club/
And then she wonders why WWE and TNA are flat out ignoring her right now… still, as long as she enjoys doing this sort of thing, what does it matter?
From Brodus Clay’s Twitter…
UPDATE: They found him on Planet Funk… best thing that could have happened to him, quite honestly. He looks happy too and got some sweet moves. Good boy, Brodus.
(2024 Update: And then he went bye-bye to appear on FOX and have a way to long reign as NWA Champion. Maybe he should have stayed missing, after all…)
http://www.wrestlenewz.com/wrestling/wwe-news/former-wwe-diva-lita-arrested/
I guess that the depression of witnessing your former boyfriend running over your cardboard cutout with his car finally got to her. At least her mugshot isn’t as bad as Matt’s. Oh well…
(2024 Update: Fuck off. I’m not doing another Go Directly To Jail card for Lita. The mugshot link that still works will have to suffice.)
Source Article: http://www.wrestlenewz.com/wrestling/wwe-news/chris-benoit-biopic-to-be-filmed-in-2012/
So, if you can’t be bothered to read the article linked above, basically this film company, SRG Films, is gearing up to produce a biopic on Chris Benoit, the former WWE world champion whose career and legacy was forever tarnished by the Benoit murder-suicide thing that made the headlines in 2007 and put the entire wrestling industry under one gigantic microscope. One interesting note about this biopic, set to start shooting in the fall of 2012 for a 2013 release, is actually the company’s first film… yeah, that’s a great way to start up a new portfolio.
In all seriousness, though, I’m somewhat at a loss for words.
Nothing can be said about what happened that hasn’t already been said at this point. I’m not even sure (or convinced, for that matter) that this will even be brought up again, but if it does, it should be an interesting look at one of the more polarizing figures in professional wrestling history… and even more interesting how, if at all, WWE would react to such a film being made, considering all their efforts to ostensibly remove all mention of Chris Benoit from their history banks. Regardless, not quite sure how to think about this other than to say, “Let’s wait and see what happens.”
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