Classic Bite Commentary #09 – August 15th, 2002

Happy birthday to me… happy birthday… to me…

Okay, okay… like you people care. If you do, you can mail me your cash!!!… kidding… Since it is my birthday, and since I’ve overloaded frequent visitors (yeah, both of them), this will be the last Bite commentary for a while. The next one will probably be up the night before Summerslam…

Last week, I put up an incomplete topic called “Stupid stunt of the week” in the August 10th Bite. Simply put, I completely forgot about it. This is the completed text as it would have been had I had all my faculties in check:

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Classic Bite Commentary #08 – August 10th, 2002

Good morning folks. How are we all doing today? I kinda feel like shit, but apparently not shitty enough to not want to write this commentary. There isn’t much that happened, so this will probably be short…

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Classic Bite Commentary #07 – August 7th, 2002

Hello, boys and girls. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. As I write this, I’m watching Chris Jericho run his mouth off once more… oh, now he’s calling himself King of the world again. I know exactly what he’s king of… as soon as I crap it down the flusher, I’ll invite the king over to take his throne… after a short pause of typing, Triple H was called a cerebral ass by Mr. I-hate-the-Internet. Aw, you poor fool… now it’s Jericho alone again, oh wait a minute! Here comes Rob Van Dam… what the f*** does he want now?! Jericho’s going on his “NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!” tirade… RVD is welcoming Jericho to RAW… Jericho ausing sacasm… RVD asking what Jericho was smokin’… RVD making a challenge to Y2J… I liked it better when RVD was calling himself the whole F’N show… more bickering on who’s Mr. Monday Night… now a short cheap fight… JR claiming Jericho made a huge impact… WHAT HUGE IMPACT, YA FAT OKLAHOMAN?! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKIN’?!

By the way, I just saw a stupid TV spot for a new movie called Serving Sara… do you remember this girl Rena Mero?… didn’t think so?

Anyways, let’s get to this commentary…

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Classic Bite Commentary #05 – August 2nd, 2002

(2024 Update: Bold inserts were added in 2014 when this post was re-published.)

See the picture above? This was taken from Toonzone.Net. According to that site, the Red Ranger Reunion episodes (yes, this is a two-parter) will air in October (the 12th and 19th respectively). During that whole week is supposed to be a “Red Ranger Marathon” which will feature classic Power Rangers focusing on the Red Ranger.

Although I would rather have a longer storyline (3 to 4 episodes sounds about right), at least it isn’t some single episode tribute… I just hope that it’s as good as Gaoranger vs. Super Sentai… nah, that would never happen…

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PPV Predictions – WWE Vengeance 2002

Once upon a time, a long time ago, back in 2000, I did a quaint little website called DTM Webstation… it was online, but rarely untouched until about a couple years later when I had regular internet access. Around that time, I started doing a series of commentaries quaintly titled “The Bite.” Essentially my own rambling blog before such blogging ease was available to the masses or at least any that I was remotely aware. The Bite commentaries covered whatever came to mind, but one of the things I did in those commentaries was do quick predictions for then-upcoming WWE PPV shows, from time to time. Once I started up the DTM Blog, those predictions became a regular feature and the Bite commentaries became… well, obsolete.

The first PPV that went under the prediction knife was the 2002 iteration of WWE’s Vengeance PPV. The format from back then is quite different from what would eventually be used in more recent times, but I’ve been tweaking with the format a bit so that it’s a bit more uniform when all of these things get reposted.

In any case, you’ll find some predictions, the end result of each match, and some more recent reflections on my picks. I wouldn’t consider these to be reviews of shows, because more often than note, some of these picks and results documents (especially the earlier and later ones) do not have any quick thoughts on the show. I’d consider adding them, but that would require that I still have the show in question… and most of the 2002-2003 stuff is scattered across the cosmos. Still, if I have a chance to check the shows out, I may update these posts with quick overall thoughts.

It should be noted that that results were added in later on when PPV picks spawned into their own section on the old DTM Webstation. Also, despite using the 2012-2013 republished versions with updated annotations, all PPV predictions are published during its original timeline.

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Classic Bite Commentary #04 – July 21st, 2002

This week has been an interesting week in wrestling… although I missed the more recent NWA-TNA pay-per-view, I caught enough WW(F)… so this commentary will have only wrestling-related material… with an exception or two…

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Classic Bite Commentary #03 – July 14th, 2002

(2013 Update: Yeah, the first few Bite commentaries had the same generic introduction going. So for the sake of space conservation, I’m going to forgo reposting the same crappy opener over and over again until it changes down the line. So without further ado, let’s get this thing going.)

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Classic Bite Commentary #02 – June 30th, 2002

2024 Update
The second Bite commentary I ever wrote. One thing worth noting is the scheduling for these things are often… erratic. There’s no set time frame or frequency as to when these go up. They just go up whenever.

Hello, folks. Thanks for taking the time to read my weekly rant session otherwise known as “The Bite.” To sum things up, The Bite is my views and opinions on particular points of interest. Whether it will be on general events, movies, comics, wrestling, Power Rangers, or some other stuff, I will put it here and give you my own views.

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Classic Bite Commentary #01 – June 23rd, 2002

2024 Update
The first Bite commentary that was posted on my old website from way back when. I’ve kept some of the additional notes that were added in the 2013 repost and they are identified as such.

WARNING: Contains language and some material unsuitable for younger readers. Discretion is advised.

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