Author: dtm666

I ramble about things.

Even I Wouldn't Wish This On John Cena

Some guy posted the following on Twitter, which was re-twitted by John Cena himself.

“I hope [John Cena] is dead and in the ground so I can not hate wrestling. Plane crash or car is fine with me. Or murder.

Wow… just wow.

And no, smartass. I’m not the guy who twitted that. I don’t have Twitter to begin with.

Look, I’m not the biggest John Cena fan in the world in regards to his character and his wrestling ability… and I don’t particularly care for his films, either (I kinda liked 12 Rounds, though)… but I’d never want to wish the guy dead. Why would I? What the fuck would that accomplish?

I hear Cena’s a great guy in real life. He makes the Make-A-Wish kids happy. And when he isn’t playing a caricature on TV, he seems like a pretty cool guy to hang with.

Seriously? You want a guy like that dead?

Now I hear the guy who posted that twit is getting a backlash. Thus is the power of CeNation, folks. Don’t fuck with them.

Hogan would sign dead guys to work the next TNA PPV if he could

The old twit and sportsman of the year Hulk Hogan decided to shoot some Twits on Edge’s Retirement, proving how so out of touch he is with reality;

“if any of the guys like me,Flair,Hardy,Andre,AA,Blanchard,orndoff,Henning would have listened to doctors we would have quit15yrsago. but I don’t know Edges working environment because they are a media company not a wrestling company. HH”

Which only proves that Edge is smarter than the bunch of you. He may love the business, but has the sense to know when it’s time to step aside and focus on his health. Not many people are smart enough to take that into consideration.

“wrestlers work hurt! What about Foley! I bet EDGE still wants to keep wrestling,he’s one of the boys big time!!! HH”

So I guess TNA is offering Edge a contract now?

By the way, did you guys sign Andre and Curt Hennig to TNA contracts? I’m sure they can work the next PPV despite the fact that they’re… oh, what’s the word I’m looking for? Oh, that’s right… DEAD.
Quite frankly, the wrestling obituary doesn’t need to add another name. It’s bad enough Scott Hall isn’t far off.

Edge… Thanks For The Memories… You Shall Be Missed…

Hulk Hogan… Piece Of Shit 4 Life.

Brother.