VLOG – Don't Spam My Shit With Your Pac-Hero Snake Oil

I don’t mind pimping a game worth a damn, but this ain’t it.

As an edit, here’s the review I posted on the Google Store page;
I got spammed with messages telling me about this game and how it was “newer” and “better” than PacMan. Well, after having played this game, I can say that this is NOT the case thanks to its absolutely unresponsive and outright crippled controls. PacMan may be an oldie, but at least controls work the way they’re supposed to. Don’t buy into the praise and hyperbole that the above comments and five-star ratings (no doubt posted by the developers) make this game out to be. It’s not a good game.

COMIC REVIEW – Game Boy #2 (1990)

So one of the main characters in this issue – a girl named Tannis – complains about not being rescued by something from Tetris, since she knows that game. Not so sure how that’d work out, but hey, at least we’re referencing different games.

So, the premise of Game Boy becomes readily apparent here; this Herman fellow frees up Tatanga and crew to wreck havoc in different locations and some other character releases Mario in another Game Boy so that he can save the day. We’re on a plane this time around. Our main protagonist is the aforementioned Tannis. And now we sort of see what we’re dealing with here; it’s mostly Super Mario Land elements and not much else, but invading real world settings and even trashing a Disney ride in the process. Again, there’s not much to the story. Humans and Mario help each other out, push Tatanga back into Videoland or whatever the case may be, and ol’ Herman scurries off to another gig of failure.

It’s lightweight storytelling, but to be fair and in a rare positive to the series in general, you’re getting a full issue worth of story divided into two chapters, as opposed to the other books where they gave you two short stories and a couple extras. It’s worth noting that one of the many artists to contribute to Game Boy’s artistic efforts (not featured here, though) is one Gray Morrow, the one name I recognize from the menagerie of artists working on this thing because he would do some of the MMPR comics from Hamilton Comics. In fairness, the way that the humans are depicted in these books don’t vary too much and there are so many people on art duties that him skipping out on this issue is not even a factor.

Game Boy #2 feels like a rehash of what came before and pretty much cements the gimmick of this series.

Morphin Madness Rankings – Jason Destroys Tommy, JDF Sheds A Tear

“He’s a cancer to the franchise; A guy constantly siphoning off feelgood memories of a show he did twenty years ago.”

Don’t remember where I got that quote… but it perfectly describes a certain someone associated with said franchise.

From Rangerboard member JNTA1234, here are the Ranger Rankings in Morphin Madness. Original post here if you want the full list, but here’re the top ten. For the sake of clarity, the list formatting is fixed up a bit so that it’s easier to read.

For those who are interested, here’s how the Rangers rank according to Morphin Madness. Rangers featured more than once are merged and will take the place of their highest ranking “costume”. And Rangers eliminated at the same time are ranked chronologically.

1.Jason
2.Tommy
3.Phantom Ranger
4.Ryan
5.Jen
6.Trini
7.RJ
8.Troy
9.Andro
10.Wes

Sorry, JDF. But ASJ’s two Ranger forms trumps your five. Back to the refrigerator you go.

And On This Day, A Warrior Passes… To Parts Unknown

I had a hard time picking an appropriate picture for a proper tribute – let alone the words – so here’s a picture of an Ultimate Warrior plush doll in its place, looking every bit as intense as the man it’s based on.

Warrior, born James Hellwig, was a man with a complicated legacy. He played a popular character on television, gained a sizable fanbase, and then when he left the wrestling spotlight, he went on a public speaking career that has produced its share of controversies. No doubt there will be just as many of people who remember his wild rants and polarizing viewpoints as much as those who remember his storied wrestling career. Both halves coming together producing what was a unique individual.

Either way you look at it, there will never be another Ultimate Warrior.

Godspeed, Warrior.