Ramblemania 30

WRESTLEMANIA XXX
Superdome (or is it Silverdome?)
New Orleans
April 6, 2014

(I should probably point out that the following text was written before news of Warrior’s death broke out. Just covering my ass here for anything that might be construed as “negative” or “offensive”.)

I will say right off the bat that Wrestlemania 30 was a far better show than Wrestlemania 29… I’d go so far to say that this was a better show than any of the past five or six Wrestlemanias. Bold words, I’m sure, but that’s just how I feel… and I’m not just saying that because of the big story. I honestly never felt that much investment in any Wrestlemania main event in about ten years or so.

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Message From A Friend… About JayDeeEff

“Noticed that JDF took down all his Facebook posts regarding Morphin Madness… probably because they seem silly… or is it because his favorite (Green) Ranger DIDN’T make it to the final five?”

Oh, come on. Give him some credit; at least White Ranger made it to the Final Five, so it’s a given that at least ONE of them would make it… even if he has to share the spotlight with… JASON!

Sorry, Tommy and JDF fanwankers. But your hero has to play second fiddle to the original Red Ranger.

COMIC REVIEW – Game Boy #1 (1990)

Valiant Comics – a name you probably haven’t heard much of these days because they’re no longer around – published a number of comics . … Somewhere along the way, they got the rights to produce some Nintendo comics. Mostly Super Mario Bros, but there was also a Captain N comic, a Legend Of Zelda comic, and a Game Boy comic.

You hear me. Game Boy.

Yes, the Game Boy got its own comic in 1990. That’s how hot that thing was.

I don’t recall Atari Lynx getting a comic book.

Or Sega Game Gear.

Running for four issues, Game Boy presents an interesting inverse of the Captain N concept. In Captain N, real life high schooler Kevin Keene is sucked into the world of video games as the chosen savior. In Game Boy, the video game critters pop out of a Game Boy to invade the real world and the only one who can save them all is Super Mario… who is also popping out of a Game Boy. Coincidentally, all the critters seem to come from Super Mario Land, the sole portable Mario platformer at the time.

It’s an interesting yet silly little premise for a book. Certainly something unique for what is essentially another Mario comic, as instead of doing more of what they did in the other two SMB comics, they’re bringing Mario and his menagerie into the real world – which feature fairly realistic looking humans and real world settings to contrast with these incredibly cartoonish looking caricatures, whom look the parts if nothing else. You only get a tease of that in the last few pages of the book and I’m wondering if the series eventually adopts other Game Boy titles into the mix. (Yes, they mostly used first-party Nintendo games… so what? Alleyway is still something they can use.)

Let’s be fair here; this isn’t a particularly good comic. The first bit of it is dedicated to unlikeable store clerk Herman and our main protagonists, Rick and Josh – one cool kid and the other not so cool kid. I’ll let you decide which is which. And then we have Mario Land final boss Tatanga taking over a shopping mall and then Mario shows up from another Game Boy via a third door at the end of a typical Mario Land level (usually, there’s two, so we have some semblance of an out here?) And from there, stuff happens fairly quickly, everyone is repelled back to Game Boy Land, and you’re left wondering how and why… and I’m not so sure that we ever got those answers. And given that this only ran for three more issues before the license expired, I can only imagine how things work out from here.

But you know what? Now I’m intrigued by where this go. Can’t think of a better thing to cover for Game Boy’s 25th anniversary than a comic about Game Boy.

PSP ain’t getting no comic book any time soon.

Fucking Smartphone Isn't So Smart

If a call ends on one end, it should automatically disconnect on the other. This was the case with my old handset. But with the “smart” phone, that doesn’t seem to be the case. And even when tapping the “End Call” button on screen, it didn’t work. So what I’ve got is a phone call that lasted about an hour long despite no one on the other end of the line.

Fucking worthless smartphones. I’m going back to stupid phones. They seem a bit smarter.