Author: dtm666

I ramble about things.

All Plans On Hold For The Moment…

So something has come up and unfortunately, it means I need to focus on that thing at the moment.
The PPV Musings will continue on Wednesday since most of them are scheduled to be published automatically and they were done months ago, but stuff like reviews and such will be put on hold until further notice. I’ll try and get the X8 up as soon as possible, but everything else is up in the air.
Thanks in advance for your understanding. Hope to get back to you soon…

NWA Starrcade 1985

So Starrcade ’84 was a bust. Starrcade ’85, on the other hand… not so much. And only because it is the show that features perhaps the most famous and single greatest match in the history of Starrcade and certainly one of the all-time greatest wrestling matches ever conceived.

Tully Blanchard. Magnum TA. Steel Cage. I Quit Match. Nuff said.

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NWA Starrcade 1984

If I could find a Cornette Face circa 1984, I would… because it’s the only thing that could justly depict my reaction to this show.

So once upon a time, there was a thing called Wrestlemania and it was touted as a big deal. The following year, they had a thing called Wrestlemania 2 and the only thing people remember about that one was that it was held in three arenas on the same night and the card was largely bad.

Going a bit further back, there was a thing called Starrcade and it was touted as a big deal… and it was, seeing Ric Flair defeated NWA World Champion Harley Race to win his seond world title. The following year, there was another Starrcade event… and the only good thing to come out of that show was a pretty good match between reigning TV champion Tully Blanchard and Ricky Steamboat.

Other than that, the show was complete and utter trash.

Rarely do I watch an old show from the WWE Network that I had to STRUGGLE with in order to keep going. There were multiple points where I just wanted to stop outright because the show was so BORING. A whole bunch of short, shitty matches with a lot of downer endings because it’s mostly heels winning. This isn’t a case of different times; Starrcade 83 had some downer stuff, but it also had some really good shit and there were a couple other shows from the early days that I thought were pretty good for the most part… if only because there was one or two matches that made the rest of the show worth sitting through.

Starrcade 84 is not one of those shows.

There’s a bunch of titles being defended; Junior Heavyweight, Florida Heavyweight, Brass Knuckles Heavyweight, Mid-Atlantic title, TV title, US title, World title… I think if you look hard enough, there might be a Coal Miner championship being defended somehwere on the card. Outside of the aforementioned TV title match, none of these are any good. Yes, the main event is Dusty Rhodes challenging Ric Flair for the World title, with the winner getting an additional one million dollars to sweeten the pot, but even that match sucks, with Flair punching Dusty a whole bunch of times before guest ref Joe Frazer stops the match. For fuck’s sake, the main event to your biggest event of the year – the Thanksgiving Day tradition at the time – and THAT’s the fucking finish you give the people?!

I could just find the results on some random Wikipedia page somwhere and copy-paste the bastard here to save some time… and I ended up doing just that. What the fuck can I say about each one other than some variation of “This was a thing that happened” or “This match sucked.” This is as bad as sitting through one of those AWA shows from the 80s, except those have slightly better production values – probably the only time I would say such a thing in regards to those PPVs.

I am only doing a write-up on this show to fill the gap and despite appearances, I really, REALLY wanted to give this show a fair shake… but something to consider here; anyone who says I am too harsh towards WWE in my various musings, at the very least, I’m willing to share some thoughts on the matches featured, even if it’s a quick blurb or two. I couldn’t even be bothered with this one. THAT’s how painfully dull this show was and that’s saying quite a bit.

So yeah, don’t watch this show, everyone. It sucks.

Results (courtesy of Pro Wrestling Wiki)

Denny Brown defeated NWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion Mike Davis to win the title (5:38)

Brian Adias defeated Mr. Ito (4:00)

NWA Florida Heavyweight Champion Jesse Barr defeated Mike Graham (11:43)

The Assassin and Buzz Tyler defeated The Zambuie Express (Elijah Akeem and Kareem Muhammed) (w/ Paul Jones) in a Tag Team Elimination Match (5:26)

Manny Fernandez defeated Black Bart (w/ James J. Dillon) to win the Brass Knuckles Heavyweight Championship (7:35)

Paul Jones defeated Jimmy Valiant in a Tuxedo Street Fight Loser-Leaves-Town match (4:35)

NWA Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Champion Ron Bass (w/ James J. Dillon) defeated Dick Slater by disqualification (9:12)

Ivan Koloff and Nikita Koloff defeated Ole Anderson and Keith Larson (w/ Don Kernodle) (15:28)

NWA World Television Champion Tully Blanchard defeated Ricky Steamboat to retain the title and win $10,000 (13:17)

NWA United States Heavyweight Champion Wahoo McDaniel defeated Billy Graham (4:18)

NWA World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair defeated Dusty Rhodes to retain the title and win $1 million (12:12)

AEW Dynamite (Feb. 9th, 2022): Jaded On Long And Bloody

Yeah, so that was a show, eh?
I’m going to be honest here; Keith Lee and Jay White debuting on AEW doesn’t do much for me, as I’ve largely avoided NXT during Lee’s time there (not his fault) and I’m not much of a New Japan guy. So calling these “huge signings” might seem so to TK or the hardcores, but I’m just shrugging my shoulders here and going “cool.”
CM Punk and Jon Moxley teamed up to beat FTR in a pretty good tag match that was spurred from an opening promo between MJF and Punk, who challenged Wardlow because HE was the guy who beat him. Punk and Mox make a good pairing, but what about Bryan Danielson?
So I ask AEW a favor here; can we please stop having long Jade Cargill matches please? It’s bad enough when she’s working with competent talent, but with someone who is essentially a no-name? I was waiting for this thing to end because it was just so DULL. People make fun of Goldberg for having short matches, but you want to know what those short matches did? It made him into a BIG STAR. Someone like Jade should be having short Goldberg things with these geeks, not 20 minute exhibitions that looked worse than anything I cook up in whatever WWE video game I’ve got laying around.
I mean, SERENA DEEB beat a fucking geek in less than a minute. WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU DO THAT WITH JADE FUCKING CARGILL, TK?! SHE’S PERFECT FOR THAT SORT OF THING?!!
Goddamn, all caps in an AEW musings. We’ve finally hit that particular wall.
Yeah, so the main event… AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page retaining the title over Lance Archer in a Texas Death Match that saw both guys bloodied up (with Hangman bleeding a fucking gusher). There was a bit of smarts here where some goof took out the top ropes, which neutralized Hangman’s ability to do his Buckshot Lariat finisher (he flips over the top and clothesline a dude), but while the ref was hunch over, Hangman did his Buckshot on Archer through the table on the other side for the eventual win. This was a fun little brawl there, but I’m going to echo a few sentiments out there and say that I’m over everyone getting cut up for these things. You do something one time too many, it eventually starts to lose its appeal. Also, please cut back on no-DQs, street fights, and lights out for the foreseeable future. These are also somewhat lame unless you’re going to do old-style WWF hardcore where you’re fighting across the street at a local bar or something. Just saying.
That’s all I’ve got.