Two ancient relics return to the spotlight.
Tag: Kusoge
Japanese term for “shit game.” This tag applies to all reviews of games that could be considered quite bad. Some of these may even win a poop ribbon for their horridness. (Or just because a game annoys me so much.)
Review #1165 – Princess Snow White: The Enchanted Mirror (Switch)
Celebrate the release of Disney’s bootleg Snow White live-action film with a video review of a bootleg Snow White adventure game on Nintendo Switch. Neither of which would hold a candle to
Review #1135 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Arcade Game (MS-DOS)
Turtle Trash.
Review #1114 – The Island Of Dr. Frankenstein (Wii)
Can I get an early vote off this island?
Review #1111 – Bram Stoker’s Dracula (Sega CD)
Please stake this quickly…
Review #1109 – Predator (NES)
If it reads, we can get it to the choppa… or something.
Review #1107 – Ghostbusters II (NES)
Who you gonna call? Someone else…
Review #1100 – Tron: Solar Sailer (Intellivision)
It took eleven hundred reviews to get to a game where I have to write down things that a computer told me to write down. Can I go back to playing BEE SEVENTEEN BAWMBEHR?
Screw it. No reviews next week, but the week after begins the October marathon. Quality stuff there, I promise you… not really.
Review #1099 – Tron: Maze-A-Tron (Intellivision)
Spoiler: This game is not a-maze-ing.
Next review (#1100) is on Solar Sailer, the last of the Tron INTV games. Why do I do this to myself?
Review #1089 – Platoon (NES)
To call this “fourteen years in the making” is a bit of a stretch, but that’s one long-standing name off the bucket list of mediocrity that has lasted longer than memory serves. Also, you’ll note that there’s no doggy tag in the corner of the video. No doggy – living or not – wishes to be associated with this thing.
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