The CM Punk Twitter Rants

Collected the CM Punk tweets that made up his rants… both his original and kid-friendly versions;

CM PUNK Original Rant:

I think a lot of people are missing the point. Fans and coworkers alike. Walking out is a pussy move. There’s a huge difference in what I did. I want change, and I can’t change shit from my couch. I’m in the fox hole. I’m getting it done. I stayed to fight and I’m fighting for change. You can protest, violently or peacefully without actually showing up. Walking out isn’t a solution at least not one that I’ve ever seen work. Hold ‘em up. Make them change. Don’t just walk out, or lay down. Fight. This goes for fans as well. Bored? Don’t like @johncena ? Want more @ZackRyder ? Show up and be heard. Don’t be a pussy and just tweet about it.

I want change, and I’ll stand and fight for it even if I’m alone. Popular or unpopular, I could care less. Take your voting and shove it. Actions speaks louder than words. Except mine. My words are pretty awesome. No think about all that, and hopefully you’ll get it. #fight
Too many tweets from me. Misspellings abound. You CAN’T protest without showing up. I am not Gandhi. I will kick your face. Don’t like HHH as COO? Punch him in the face. I did. It’s wrestling, not the NBA. #fight Next high kick to Johnny “Funkhauser” Ace won’t be an accident.

CM Punk KIDDIE Rant:

I think a lot of people are missing the point. Fans and coworkers alike. Walking out is a weak move. There’s a huge difference in what I did. I want change, and I can’t change things from my couch. I’m in the fox hole. I’m getting it done. I stayed to fight and I’m fighting for change. You can’t protest, violently or peacefully without actually showing up. Walking out isn’t a solution at least not one that I’ve ever seen work. Hold ’em up. Make them change. Don’t just walk out, or lay down. Fight. This goes for fans as well. Bored? Don’t like @johncena ? Want more @ZackRyder ? Show up and be heard. Don’t just tweet about it.

Actions speaks louder than words. Except mine. My words are pretty awesome. Now think about all that, and hopefully you’ll get it. #fight I want change, and I’ll stand and fight for it even if I’m alone. Popular, unpopular, I couldnt care less. Take your voting and shove it.

RAW (Oct. 3rd, 2011) – I Should Have Walked Out Too…

…but all I did was go to bed, much later than I probably should have… but you know what? I couldn’t help it. I needed to see this ending that people were talking about… and yes, that’ll be the first thing we discuss, but…

Yeah, so RAW… caught the midnight replay, stuck with it until the end, and… goddamn, the cure for insomnia has been found… again.

– I guess I could start with the ending… it took a lot of willpower to not fall asleep during this one. It somewhat reminded me of an angle in 2000 where the Rock threatened to walk out on the McMahon-Helmsley regime with the entire WWF roster in tow, except that angle was more entertaining and didn’t put me to sleep… not to mention it happened at the start of the show and not the end… oh and it didn’t take five minutes for people to walk out. Holy crap, this almost put me to sleep. It’s bad enough that it’s a HHH-centric promo, which means there’s a good chance my insomnia’s getting kicked to the curb; but it seemed to drag on for SO GODDAMN LONG that I had a hard time staying awake. The wrestlers walk out, the refs walk out, the interchangeable Barbie dolls walk out, Cole walks out, the cameramen walk out, and so on and so forth. I’m surprised the midgets living under the ring didn’t walk out at the same time. For fuck’s sake.

– Speaking of a hard time to stay awake, what was up with that 12-man tag-team match? Too long, nothing really happened in this match, there was really no point to this… it almost felt like they had nothing for these guys to do and decided “Hey! Let’s stick them in a tag-match together! We’re geniuses!” Maybe it’s late and I need to give this another viewing in the morning, but at the moment, I felt like this was putting me to sleep at times. The only good thing I could say is that everyone seemed to have their moment and Cena didn’t score the win, so there’s that.

Not much else to say. Santino’s back from that car accident and did his schtick. People seemed to like it, I guess. I’m just glad to see that he’s doing fine now.

COMIC REVIEW – Superman (2011) #1 (THE NEW 52!)

Well, folks… The New 52 is here… It kinda sucks.

Some time ago, I sampled the first issue of Grant Morrison’s Action Comics, depicting a much younger, less powerful, and more rebellious Superman. I decided that I quite enjoyed that take on the character and was looking forward to the follow-up issue. I’m not sure if the same could be said for this other Superman book.

For what it’s worth, the first issue is all about establishing the new status quo going forward. Beginning with the demolition of the old Daily Planet building before introducing to the new media-saavy Daily Planet under new ownership, we eventually get the new Lois and Clark; the former now a new media correspondent while Clark remains partial to the printed word – a clash of philosophies… oh, and also not married as well as Lois no longer having knowledge of Clark’s double life. There’s less focus on Clark/Superman in this issue, putting the spotlight on the supporting cast and other happenings to set up future stories. In fact, the only time Clark is given any real focus is towards the end of the book, where he passes by Lois’ place to apologize for their earlier spat, only to meet up with Lois’ boyfriend named Jonathan… oops.

Whatever you want to say about the narrative – which isn’t so much George Perez than it is editorial mandate, though Perez’s need to bury the book in seemingly endless exposition doesn’t help matters, either – the artwork is tremendous. Perhaps a bit cramped with so many small panels, but when it comes to the rare bits of action, those play out wonderfully. I wish we had more of that instead of the other stuff; then I’d have more of a reason to stick around.

Good try, I suppose… but nope, still not sold on The New 52!…

Whose utility belt is getting stirred?

So that ComingSoon website has leaked pictures of Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman get-up from the upcoming Dark Knight Rises flick, which you can check out by clicking here.

Personally, I’m not too keen on the costume… but who knows? Maybe there will be enough stirrings in one’s utility belt to get over it.

More Horror Stories From The Matt Hardy Brand

http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/96-wwe/22244-hardy-faces-multiple-drug-charges-after-raid

Yep. Just when Jeff gets sentence to jail, it ends up being Matt’s turn to be caught possessing drugs. You’d think retirement and entering WWE-sponsored rehab would mean things looking up for Matt following his recent arrests, fake suicide notes, and eating grapes… Guess not.

WWE Night Of Champions… And Voiceless Voiceovers 2011

A little late for predictions… but I can give you quick results and my quick reactions in italics.

World Tag-Team Champions Air Boom defeated Miz and R-Truth via disqualification.
Meh… I’ve got no complaints. Adds to the whole CON-Spiracy theory Killings has going on.

Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes defeated Ted Dibiase to retain the title.
Don’t watch Smackdown enough to care…

United States Champion Dolph Ziggler defeated John Morrison, Jack Swagger, and Alex Riley to retain the title.
No big surprise here. Dolph is actually growing on me now… I kinda sorta like him now.

Mark Henry defeated Randy Orton to win the World Heavyweight Championship…
Hey, look. Mark Henry is a world champion!  Actually, you know what? All joking aside, hats off to him. The guy’s been around for fifteen years, he’s been put through some ridiculous situations, and he’s persevered through it all. Not to mention that this is actually the first time where he actually felt like a legitimate monster and could viably be a worthwhile champion. So, yeah. Congrats, Mark Henry. You deserved it.

Divas Champion Kelly Kelly defeated Beth Phoenix to retain the title…
Meh…

John Cena overcomes the odds yet again and can go fuck himself.
Yeah, exactly. There goes another potential main event talent. Fuck you, Cena.

HHH defeated CM Punk following five-hundred people getting involved in the match.
This match sucked. Plain and simple. Fuck you, McSon-in-Law.

Night of Champions… pretty meh. Might need a second viewing, but… meh.

COMIC REVIEW – Action Comics (2011) #1 (THE NEW 52!)

Well, folks. The New 52 is among us… and yeah, it largely sucks… but one thing that doesn’t suck (so far) is Grant Morrison’s Action Comics.

Action Comics gives us another take on Superman that is not only distinct from what we have come to know him as, but also has its roots in the earliest years of Superman lore. This rougher, take no prisoners rebellious Superman might be a stark contrast to the “big blue boy scout” that people are familiar with, but it does harken back to Superman’s younger days when he was a guy who took matters into his own head and went against the establishment before he eventually became it. This is also a less powerful Superman; tall leaps and bounds, some of the familiar powers, but not quite there yet.

I’m not a fan of the “current” Superman reboot, but this Action Comics take is promising. Honestly, out of all the New 52 drivel, this one intrigues me the most. If nothing else, at least this Superman has a personality and a hot streak that might not jive with what has been a traditional depiction of Superman, but is far and above better than the other stupid thing. And I like Rags Morales’ art here. It’s clean, it’s nice, it’s fine.

A promising start to a promising 1 out of New 52. Let’s see how long this goes before they fuck it up.

Matt Hardy Gets Arrested… Again

A bit late to the proceedings, but I just got wind that Matt Hardy got another DWI arrest. This time, however, it seems that he’s taking a page from Kurt Angle’s book and is claiming to be framed… as if there’s some sort of CON-spiracy. Yeah, sure. I’m more inclined to believe Ron Killings’ theory of CON-spiracy involving Little Jimmy than I would two guys whose lapse (or lack) of judgment just got them arrested AGAIN.

Seriously, Matt. Get help. This shit ain’t funny anymore.