Contra is for pussies. Real gamers play Barbie for NES. If you disagree, then you are wrong.
Barbie Is Hardcore.
Contra is for pussies. Real gamers play Barbie for NES. If you disagree, then you are wrong.
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Rambling about Jason Douchebag Frank’s challenge to CM Punk that deserves to be ignored, the Retron 5, and other stuff.
http://dispatches.cheatcc.com/dispatches/354#.UcR4sDu1GSo
Good for a laugh… just like the next bit of news above.
Yeah, so Jason Frank wants to challenge CM Punk to a MMA match. Just digest that for a minute… and then let’s follow that up with this.

Boy, oh boy, talk about your delusions of grandeur. Seriously, man, what the fuck is wrong with you? Jesus Christ, man, why don’t you just shoot a challenge over to Bozo The Clown or something?
I guess this clip sums up my feelings on the matter.
And he SPEAKS the truth.

Sounds about right… and on a Tuesday, no less.

See? Even I can post stupid meme things too.
http://www.joystiq.com/2013/06/19/xbox-one-80-microsoft-reverses-xbox-one-drm-features/
An excellent decision. Where’s my imaginary chef puppet?
Seriously, Microsoft made a good move here. Especially if they want to continue the pretense of actually having customers.
To those who wanted DRM-loaded digital content and are pissed by the setbacks of Microsoft’s decision, there’s a really nice platform you can go for that does all this and more. It’s called your computer. See also iPhone, iPad, Android, iDontCare, iThis, iThat, iWhat, etc. etc. etc.
Joey OneBuck wasn’t really someone poor
He was a rich kid posing as someone poor
The plan was to lure a girl in
using only his charming good looks
But the plan didn’t work
because no girl in the world would go out
with a guy who really was worth a buck!
Source: https://www.realitytvrevisited.com
Do you like them Ramsay shows with kitchens from hell with plenty of nightmares? Have you ever wondered what happened to the people involved? Well, I’ve got the site for you.
Actually, I don’t got the site. Somebody else does… but I’ve got a link.
For those who like to know what happened to the people and restaurants who have felt the Ramsay wave, this site does a good job of tracking these things down. Even does updates when there’s a status change, which always nice. Simple, straightforward, functional and clean.
If this sort of thing interests you, then go check the site out.
A friend of mine inquired about the whole Mega Man in the upcoming Smash Bros game and the only thing that crossed my mind is… “Okay, that’s kinda cool. Is there any new Mega Man coming up? This is supposed to be the 25th Anniversary of Mega Man here.”
I’m feeling a bit iffy about the whole deal here, actually. Other than a Mega Man fangame being endorsed, a few rereleases of the NES games here and there, and a Smash Bros. stint, what else is Capcom doing with the 25th anniversary of their Blue Bomber character that put them on the map? Where’s the new Mega Man game? I don’t care which version comes out. Just a new Mega Man game would be nice.
So far, this 25th Anniversary is something of a bust for me… oh well.