AEW Dynamite (March 30th, 2022): It Was A Show…

Another week, another edition of Dynamite… and it was just a show for the most part.
Mind you, it had its high points. Punk vs. Caster was good stuff. Mox vs. Jay Lethal along with Danielson vs. Yuta was a nice double dose of violence… still not entirely sold on the Blackpool Combat Club name, even if it does sound kinda cool. Darby vs. Andrade was tremendous and I’m actually starting to dig this Andrade fellow. Pity you couldn’t give Darby another win, but hey, the match was fun. And next week looks to be good..
The rest of the show… is just there.
Toni Storm debuting with a win over the Bunny is something, I guess. FTR vs. Gunn Club was also… something. The Jericho people getting ambused by Eddie and friends before overcoming the odds reeks of horrid WWE booking that almost caused me to turn the show off, because the last thing I want on the alternative wrestling show is more of the same shit as the show I avoid for those reasons. This Adam Cole/Hangman Page feud is still a thing for some reason and quite honestly, I’m bored with it. Never a good sign when Adam Cole is cutting a promo and I’m falling asleep. I don’t want to call this Hangman World Title reign a total bust, but we went from excellent pro wrestling with Bryan Danielson to meandering NXT goofiness with Adam Cole. Give the champ someone new and worthy, not NXT sloppy seconds. Thanks.
Jade Cargill’s 30th opponent was supposed to be Leva Bates, but Jade doesn’t want a joke opponent. What a burial of Leva Bates. Does she have as bad as of a win-loss record as Brandon Cutler?
So yeah, that was a show. A show with good stuff, but a show nonetheless. Meh.

Breath Of The Wild Sequel Delayed To 2023

Source: https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/03/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-2-delayed-to-spring-2023

Unsurprising move that the sequel to Breath Of The Wild is being delayed another year. Might as well port of some of those Wii U HD remakes onto the console that people are clamoring for because I don’t think the Switch has enough Zelda games on there. Hell, give us the 3DS ports of the N64 games while you’re at it… or the Game Boy stuff… give Switch as much Zelda stuff as possible because we don’t have enough on there at the moment.

Painful Stomach Things Force Wrestlemania Weekend Reviews

So… plans change again, eh, pal?

This was going to be a daily thing, but sadly something I ate put me out of action and I’ve got nothing done. I haven’t touched the proper PC in a good while, which meant I’ve been doing posting on the laptop from my bed. So we’re saving them updates for the weekend.
If all goes well, we could see a couple reviews on Saturday and a couple more on Sunday.

Sonic Movie Producers Jumping Gun To Produce A Sonic Universe

Source: https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/03/sonic-movie-producer-talks-about-creating-a-sonic-cinematic-universe

So word has it that the people behind the Sonic movies are in the midsts of constructing their own little Sonic Cinematic Universe… because nothing in movies can be just a series; we have to have a whole UNIVERSE of movies. Can we not wait until this movie makes money before we start thinking about making spin-offs and shit like that?
Why is it that every brain fart idea people have when making a movie is that they’re going to follow it up with a whole UNIVERSE of movies? Can’t we just focus on making good movies? Because when you focus on making good movies, you get GOOD MOVIES THAT PEOPLE WILL PAY TO SEE. Make nothing but movies for the sake of making a universe and you get shit like The Mummy, which bombed so badly any and all plans that Universe had for a Dark Universe went down the shitter where they belong.
But you know what? Let’s forget all that. Let’s build a Sonic universe without knowing if the second film makes money first… fortunately, I don’t think we’d have to worry about that because I’ve heard good things about the sequel. The attitude that comes with is what irks me.

Steiner Bros. Going To The WWE Hall Of Fame

Source: https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/the-steiner-brothers-to-be-inducted-into-wwe-hall-of-fame-2022

Well, it’s appropriate that Hell froze over today because it’s fucking cold out. I wonder if Big Poppa Pump found that physical Hall Of Fame that he says don’t exist. Actually, I’m wondering if we can finally change Bron Breakker’s name to something Steiner-esque.