A down-and-dirty recap of last night’s PPV… maybe I should be more timely with potential picks, but whatever…
Category: Wrestling PPV Musings
WWE Night Of Champions… And Voiceless Voiceovers 2011
A little late for predictions… but I can give you quick results and my quick reactions in italics.
World Tag-Team Champions Air Boom defeated Miz and R-Truth via disqualification.
Meh… I’ve got no complaints. Adds to the whole CON-Spiracy theory Killings has going on.
Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes defeated Ted Dibiase to retain the title.
Don’t watch Smackdown enough to care…
United States Champion Dolph Ziggler defeated John Morrison, Jack Swagger, and Alex Riley to retain the title.
No big surprise here. Dolph is actually growing on me now… I kinda sorta like him now.
Mark Henry defeated Randy Orton to win the World Heavyweight Championship…
Hey, look. Mark Henry is a world champion! Actually, you know what? All joking aside, hats off to him. The guy’s been around for fifteen years, he’s been put through some ridiculous situations, and he’s persevered through it all. Not to mention that this is actually the first time where he actually felt like a legitimate monster and could viably be a worthwhile champion. So, yeah. Congrats, Mark Henry. You deserved it.
Divas Champion Kelly Kelly defeated Beth Phoenix to retain the title…
Meh…
John Cena overcomes the odds yet again and can go fuck himself.
Yeah, exactly. There goes another potential main event talent. Fuck you, Cena.
HHH defeated CM Punk following five-hundred people getting involved in the match.
This match sucked. Plain and simple. Fuck you, McSon-in-Law.
Night of Champions… pretty meh. Might need a second viewing, but… meh.
Ramblemania 27
WRESTLEMANIA 27
Georgia Dome, Atlanta, GE
April 3, 2011
Quick simple notes written shortly after viewing. I don’t recall if this was posted on the blog at the time, but in any case… here it is (again?)
TNA Against All Odds 2011
So here are my predictions for TNA’s Against All Odds PPV that is taking place tonight and boy, do I have very little to say on each match, soooo….
Wait a minute… it’s already over? Well, so much for that.
Can I ask you folks something? Why is it that whenever I get a TNA PPV for viewing, it’s almost always the BAD shows? It’s never one of those rare instances where TNA puts out something resembling a quality PPV, but it’s always a show that not only hurts my brain to watch, but also hurts the ol’ wallet. Can I not watch a fucking good PPV from TNA for once? Is it at all possible? I mean, sure, WWE tends to put out some stinkers, but at least the PPVs are largely good and I don’t often complain about the booking unless it’s giving John Worthless more TV time despite getting…
Never mind, dude. We’re past that now.
Anyway, let’s get this over with…
TNA Genesis 2011
So here are some brief thoughts on the TNA Genesis PPV that took place a short while ago. Not much else to say in this regard except what’s behind the page break, although I will say right off the bat that I largely regret watching this show.
WWE TLC 2010
It’s the last WWE PPV of the year… man, what a sour note to end the year on. The Nexus, what could have been a hot thing in WWE, is all but buried, you have Miz as WWE Champion, and John Cena is still a thing. My hopes aren’t high for this TLC show, so let’s see if I can “just be a fan” and enjoy the show.
WWE Survivor Series 2010
Sooner than later…
Think he’s gone for a good long while? Think again…
Gotta sell that merch, after all…
Anyway, some thoughts on the card.
WWE Bragging Rights 2010
WWE Hell In A Cell 2010
Well, two weeks after their incredibly “okay” Night of Champions PPV, World Wrestling Entertainment presents its first of two October PPVs, Hell In A Cell. Are you one of the lucky suckers… er, I mean, customers who paid fifty to sixty bucks on a PPV comprising a whole FIVE MATCHES? Boy, that’s a real bang for your buck. No wonder people aren’t forking over their hard-earned money to buy WWE Pay-Per-Views.
Anyways… let’s get to the goods.
WWE Night Of Champions 2010
It’s the Night Of Champions! Where all the championships are on the line! And there’s a couple other matches on the card too.